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stophelping

Turn the reblogs back on coward

mlarayoukai-archive

I think boys should purr

antacidsnakethe2nd

Hit the right button and they do

elpayacho

it's called the prostate

catchymemes

baratwunk

But y’all not ready for THAT conversation

obesecamels

Yrahrabbrabyababrabow? Yabayayayow. *Click click click click click click click click click click click*

hugbeam

i love you spinach i love you mushroom i love you garlic i love you onion

hugbeam

everyone who reblogs this post saying they hate mushrooms youre ugly youre disgusting im gonna kill you give me $200

creekfiend

Ok so the thing about reading like books which are “predictable” is that I, a story enjoyer, go completely bonkers about it bc its like Enrichment in my Enclosure. A scene parallels another earlier scene between different characters thus serving to highlight the differences in their views and priorities???? A line makes me think “hmmm I bet that’s gonna be relevant later” ends up being relevant later????? I am a tiger chewing ice cubes out of a pumpkin. I’m so so happy. Please foreshadow more things. Throw the completely anticipateable plot beats at me like catnip mousies!!!!!

creekfiend

YEAH!!!!!!

grecoromanyaoi

*twirls strand of hair around my finger* hes just soooo (starts describing the absolute worst man in the history of the world)

tmos-time

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

geekandmisandry

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

thelilskee

I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode

thelilskee

bunjywunjy

Can I get a cursed Wolf fact?

Dire Wolves were a real actual animal that lived in North America until right about 10,000 years ago, but they really weren’t much bigger than modern grey wolves! they were slightly more heavyset, but that’s about it.

however, their packs were much much larger than modern wolf packs, sometimes containing as many as 50 individuals.

bunjywunjy

however, if you really have your heart set on gigantic extinct canids and nothing else will do, don’t fret! look to the even more ancient canine family Borophaginae, the Bone-Crushing Dogs! they are here for YOU when you need them :)