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been repeating this in my head all day

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

02nd

hi

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

You should all be beaten like piñatas

benihana-circumcision

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

greelin

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

greelin

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

terramythos

Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

minovskyy

such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

terramythos

Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

minovskyy

websitedog

Holy shit get a load of this thing

Fucking incredible

catasters

iftye-npq

I was not built for this (getting out of bed)

scripps

many are asking this

dualityflipped-deactivated20221

‘We are gods favorite creation’ ummm if we are gods favorite why is there only one species of human. I think gods favorite creation is beetles. because 1/4 of known animals are beetles. That’s a lot of beetles. God clearly likes beetles more then humans

thetroublesofbeingtrans

I think something that really bothers me is that as with trans people, the lives of detransitioners are also becoming politicized, stereotyped, stigmatized and moralized. Believe it or not a lot of people who detransition do so and continue to live happily, to love their bodies even after taking HRT and stopping it, even after having surgeries. A lot of detransitioners considered themselves to be trans and do not anymore, and that's fine. A lot of detransitioners still love and support their trans friends. A lot of detransitioners simply do not feel the same way about their gender anymore, and I think it sucks that so many people feel uncomfortable talking about their experiences with gender because the word "detransitioner" has been used as a conservative buzzword and has been synonymized with TERF ideology.

thetroublesofbeingtrans

The thing about TERFS is that they don't really support detransitioned people. They will still make fun of women with facial hair, of men with breasts, of people with masectomys and voices deemed too deep or too high. You can't make fun of peoples bodies and gatekeep people based on their outward appearance without also discriminating against cis people who don't fit your standards. They will say they support someone after they escape the "trans cult" but when you see people walking down the street you don't know someone's history. And people shouldn't have to tell everyone that they hate their bodies after exploring their options to be deemed allowed to participate in society.

max1461

imagining a right-wing guy who adopts the rhetorical posture of social justice discourse but like, completely in good faith with his own set of beliefs. like um actually that movie is reverse racist and extremely problematic. the author of this book is actually extremely heterophobic i can't believe you would support her. and so on.

femdommunismforthemasses-deacti

These people exist and they are mastering forms of racism you have never heard of.

femdommunismforthemasses-deacti

alliswyattonthewesternfront

animalfreek

I literally cannot get over their little buttcheeks

imgladyourehereholdme

thinking about middle aged gay love is like. we have a future and we have time

lycaonswolves

my mother divorced my father when i was 7. it wasn’t because she was gay, though she did discover this later (another reminder that it’s okay to find out who you are at 40, at 50, etc, and also for who you are to change) but because she had thought he was the great love of her life and he turned out to be a shitty person.

my mother married my ma when i was 11. i think they do have a great love. i think they love each other the way you can when you’re middle aged – having seen the world, being able to see each other’s flaws, knowing themselves. they see each other in full, and they love each other and the world for it.

they dance on the street to buskers (very embarrassing when you’re twelve; very cute when you look back on it as an adult). i shit you not – they pass me their purses and dance on the sidewalk, laughing. i thought was something that only happened in movies.

my ma makes my mother eggs every morning because my mother can’t cook for shit. my mother presses my ma’s work blazers for her because my ma still can’t figure out how to work the new iron.

when it was warm, high-school me would wake up on the weekends and wander downstairs to find them sitting in the backyard in the sun, drinking coffee together and splitting the newspaper in a surgical, exact process since they’d worked out who wanted which sections years ago.

my mother is happier than she’s ever been. my ma, too. there is a future out there for every gay person who’s always known they’re gay, like my ma, and for everyone who figures it out later, like my mother. there’s time.

they’re growing old together. i cannot express to you how much they are leading happy lives, loving each other, with a huge family surrounding them. i cannot express to you how much they have this beautiful future that they are living and will live.

i want you to know, if you don’t have any older gays in your life: they’re out there. and they’re living these full, happy lives.

sometimes i look to my moms and i think, i want a life like yours. and looking at them makes me believe i will get it.

bogleech

As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

gay-jesus-probably

I’m physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious, we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sona’s, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadn’t personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered, and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldn’t remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused at adults freaking out over the TV but that could have been literally anything, and so this meant that 2. we were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didn’t help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999, so in two years she’d have students that hadn’t even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing.

We’re Canadian.

cherishedproperty

That last sentence KILLED me. Jesus fuck.

charlesoberonn

A good chunk of toxic masculinity comes from straight girls imposing ridiculous and weird masculinity standards on their boyfriends or potential boyfriends but we don’t like talking about that.