it's a battle elephant

[naidje]

[hungry-skeleton]

This is the only good post ever made to the utdr subreddits

[zovsko]

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[tredlocity]

[demilypyro]

I WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING so i sprained my ankle a few weeks back and i was like trying to see my doctor about it right? but not only could i NOT get through the answering machine to talk to a person about it, but the thing just told me to make an appointment on the website! so fine i go to the website (i just wanna talk to somebody real quick???) but the first THE FIRST thing it asks me is what gender i was assigned at birth. the FIRST. girl this is about a SPRAINED ANKLE? keep this question for when it's RELEVANT? what are we DOING

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[haptic-yogurt]

Man, I open Tumblr for the first time today and this is what greets me... I'm not sure how I feel about it, but it's definitely something

[luckyladylily]

*person logs onto tumblr and I kick down the door like the kool-aid man*

[7777777awawawa7777777]

Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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[qqchurch]

[jellycatslippers]

mettaton will cause the roaring because maddie will go home and tell him how to open a dark fountain so he can fuck his tv and every single butter knife in the blook household will be embedded one inch into the floor

[theonion]

[wayneradiotv]

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

[batshaped]

poké-relics

bsky mirror

(for make a terrible comic day 2026)

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[sillayangel]

how did senshi say this with his mouth

[transmechanicus]

We just fed her a [telepathically projects the image of a delicious meal into your head], so she's not going to be hungry at the moment.

[1kidsentertainment]

when u see the booty

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[evergreen-femme]

im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

[t4t4t]

תפילה להפך – מאבן בֹחן | Prayer for Transformation, from the poem "Even Boḥan" by Rabbi Ḳalonymus b. Ḳalonymus ben Meir (1322) • the Open Si

A prayer by Kalonymus b. Kalonymus ben Meir that appears in his poem ספר אבן בוחן, יג Sefer Even Boḥan (§13), describing the author's wish t

[unabashedllamamusic]

Cursed be the one who announced to my father: “It’s a boy!"... ...How could he twist the course of the stars so much? How could he have erred so in his astrology? A lying tongue, a fool’s mouth it had given him For he foolishly transformed justice to poison He altered the law and transposed the lines

Oh, but had the artisan who made me created me instead – a worthy woman... ...I would say "how lucky am I"

Father in heaven who did miracles for our ancestors with fire and water... ...Who would then transform me from a man to woman? Were I only to have merited this being so graced by goodness...

What shall I say? why cry or be bitter? If my father in heaven has decreed upon me and has maimed me with an immutable deformity then I do not wish to remove it. the sorrow of the impossible is a human pain that nothing will cure and for which no comfort can be found. So, I will bear and suffer until I die and wither in the ground. Since I have learned from our tradition that we bless both, the good and the bitter I will bless in a voice hushed and weak: blessed are you [HaShem] who has not made me a woman.

I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little while.

[jubjubbird]

to those curious, check the link above as this reblog is only an excerpt of the much longer poem