it's a battle elephant

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Woknes is stored in the hair

[girl-detector]

??????????

[naidje]

[hungry-skeleton]

This is the only good post ever made to the utdr subreddits

[zovsko]

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[tredlocity]

[demilypyro]

I WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING so i sprained my ankle a few weeks back and i was like trying to see my doctor about it right? but not only could i NOT get through the answering machine to talk to a person about it, but the thing just told me to make an appointment on the website! so fine i go to the website (i just wanna talk to somebody real quick???) but the first THE FIRST thing it asks me is what gender i was assigned at birth. the FIRST. girl this is about a SPRAINED ANKLE? keep this question for when it's RELEVANT? what are we DOING

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[haptic-yogurt]

Man, I open Tumblr for the first time today and this is what greets me... I'm not sure how I feel about it, but it's definitely something

[luckyladylily]

*person logs onto tumblr and I kick down the door like the kool-aid man*

[7777777awawawa7777777]

Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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[qqchurch]

[jellycatslippers]

mettaton will cause the roaring because maddie will go home and tell him how to open a dark fountain so he can fuck his tv and every single butter knife in the blook household will be embedded one inch into the floor

[theonion]

[wayneradiotv]

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

[batshaped]

poké-relics

bsky mirror

(for make a terrible comic day 2026)

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[sillayangel]

how did senshi say this with his mouth

[transmechanicus]

We just fed her a [telepathically projects the image of a delicious meal into your head], so she's not going to be hungry at the moment.