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gayvian

waspinfested

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

indoraptorz

sulferandwater-deactivated20211

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

inthefallofasparrow

Fixed

inthefallofasparrow

double--cross-d

This post is a train wreck.

inthefallofasparrow

gaymoods

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

inthefallofasparrow

thegunfighters

the funniest thing about actors who play multiple characters in dw is that sometimes they explain it and sometimes they just don't bother. like the twelfth doctor looks exactly like that one dude he met in pompeii two regenerations ago because he chose that face on purpose. martha looks exactly like some random girl who died at canary wharf because they're cousins. there are multiple distinct characters who look exactly like clara because she entered the doctor's timestream and all that weird sci-fi nonsense. but sometimes it's just like... the second doctor has an evil mexican doppelganger for no reason. there's a weird guy from alabama in the 60s who looks exactly like steven for no reason. there's like three different guys who are all mark gatiss

not sure if this has been said but Damson Idris as Apollo in Disney+ Percy Jackson would go so hard I can’t lie

#percy jackson #pjo tv show #apollo #damson idris

angry-snail

Derry Girls x Yellowjackets AU : Part 1 [ based off this tweet ]

#peter griffin death pose #Is absolutely sending me

straight up fizzling it. And by it. Haha well let’s justr say. My soda pop.

#kpop demon hunters #saja boys

depsidase

catchymemes

futuremoji

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

futuremoji

zsam-the-xkelepunz

🦴

I am concerned

totally-india

🐇

Hmmmm... I Buny?

real-chicago

👌

eh, it’s chill

osmows-real

😔

Ok...

totally-china

🌜

Huh.

states-system

🇹🇩(This is chad)

Ok.

totally-china

what a chad

galapagos-islands-notreal

✊️ I have no clue what this means.

in-n-out-burger-unofficial

🩸 Yeah, checks out.

gimmick-uncle

🫠

yeagh

daniel-dion-hyde

🏳️‍⚧️

Uhhh tyeah

sentientballofpeas

🤝

Okay...

bingle-official

🍤

Fuck yeah I love shrimp

shakespeare-official-reblogs

♥️

oh dear affection

noturlondonboy

🫂

Omg ok love you too grandma

dapper-hydra

🍄

thanks?? I think??

beardedmrbean

supreme-leader-stoat

headspace-hotel

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

moodycow210

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

cheresceless

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

i-am-a-fish

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

funnyreclaimed

triskeleaficionado

does anyone have more these are great

i’m wheeziNg

icemankazansky

plaidinsanity

writing-prompt-s

The CIA tries to kill Clark Kent, not because they know he’s Superman, but because he’s a really good journalist. They keep making it look like an accident, but every plan fails. It’s a comedy as the CIA can’t figure out why their attempts always go wrong.

twoarrsandonesea-deactivated202

Clark is sitting in a café eating eggs and listening to Lois. Lois still doesn’t know Clark is Superman, which is tearing Clark apart but he just can- BANG -’t tell her.

Oh.

Oh no.

There’s a bullet in his food now, thankfully no one has noticed a shot was even fired. Clark is just gonna. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH. Why is it so loud? Please don’t notice. Please don’t notice.

Lois doesn’t notice. She does notice however that Clark is no way more nervous.

“Are you okay, Clark? You seem more nervous than before?” Lois asks in mild concern.

“Oh! I’m fine I just realized I forgot my wallet at home!” He didn’t. He just couldn’t come up with a better lie.

“Don’t worry, I’ll pay.” Lois says, happily pulling out her purse. Finally! A boyfriend that doesn’t expect her to pay! He only forgot his wallet!

Clark now feels like absolute dog shit. It’s an equal amount of ‘I just made Lois pay for lunch’ and 'God that bullet tasted bad’.

The CIA agent that tried to kill Clark is now visibly distressed.

victusinveritas

tarkatan

Obsessed with this thang

sgdlr

i want to share the poem inside the tag from this post, its gold

Though she's hungry, she's tha good mood. Searching thkough gorbage tincahs. ror. food Forgoatee the goatit's nota big eal. Anything at all makes a fine meai !