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jeffgerstmann

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

marsixm

thanks!

goth-queen

pixelartpeach

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

bonesbeetle

can see the pores on that thang

crow-with-a-pencil

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

anonymoliver

my favorite gif ever. this is the one. hes such a nerd oh my god. cut perfectly too lmao

bisexualcreature-deactivated202

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

the-haiku-bot

lvl 5: the

plural of octopus is

octopeese, like geese

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

viralfrog

lilsammy89

Self love? Selfcest?? Both???

dappersquids

The only thing goonable 😔

catchymemes

jackkdaniels

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil