Valhallan Domain

Writer, Gamer, Roleplayer, Fighter

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[goon]

im a strong advocate for this meme

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ever since I got Adblock all these horny single moms nearby me have lost interest.

[reversecentaur]

the inevitable conclusion

[chaoflaka]

So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”. 

[paper-mario-wiki]

when someone reblogs my posts with “i ghostwrote this” i get weirdly defensive

cuz like

no u didnt. i did. fuck u. my funny internet jokes are the only thing i have in life, dont take that away from me.

[paper-mario-wiki]

your days are fucking numbered, kid

[mountainmoonvolcano]

[cookii-whore]

[crazyaboutcinema]

[0076yuri]

[nosferatophs]

“Come towards me, Gavin. Look at my screen-” “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.” [x]

[weloveshortvideos]

Tv crime drama

[liivolt]

dem unova girls 

[messagestosenpai]

[darkjack3-joltdiana]

Whenever Roleplays are slowing down to a halt

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

[stebbyfrenchguy]

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro

[moosterz]

[warlockbuns]

@mortalitasis