Das-Blau-Medic

Hallo! I am one of the Blu teams many medics! (TF2 AU RP BLOG!)

[das-blau-medic]

Ahem ahem.. Hallo everyone! My name is Moritz! I am one of the blu teams many medics. Ive joined this after seeing many of my other colleagues join this platform. I do hope if there are any RED members, that we can keep our differences aside. Danke schön!

(Info under cut!!)

//ahhk!! Finally making a medic blog.. Ohh I missed this guy, he's an old medic oc of mine!

Here is his character sheet down below!

also!! Standard DNI!!

Tags!

#Vhat ls it mein Freund?🗳 — ask box

#Put our differences aside bitte!🔵🤝🔴 —Any interaction with an opposing team

#I have work! Los! Los!🔬 —Thread post

#Vhy do you vant to know that? 🩻🔍 —any posts with lore

#Oocmaxxing — out of character posts

[das-blau-medic]

OOC//

Hey guys just an fyi, please don't interact with me if you're A nsfw account, accounts that are suggestive are fine .

But I've had to block about 3 different people already—I'm not entirely comfortable with all that stuff yet, and I want to try and keep this blog mostly family friendly.(as family friendly as tf2 can be that is.)

But regardless off the fact, I'm not comfortable with heavy sexual blogs interacting with me—and also if you're a nsfw blog and I accidentally interact with you first, either let me know, or just block me—please and thank you!

[thegreatmerasmus]

Entschuldigen.. But is there any chance you can uncurse a eye socket..? It's been giving our demo bas headaches and phantom pains— Plus we aren't even the team that fight you. .

Bitte, und danke.

— @das-blau-medic

“ᴡʜʏ, ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜʀꜱᴇ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴍᴏᴍᴀɴ ʜᴀᴅ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴇʏᴇ ꜱᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ. ɪ’ᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀᴄQᴜᴀɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀꜱ ꜰᴀʀ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ᴏʀ ᴀᴍ ɪ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴍɪxᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ?”

[das-blau-medic]

Ach, well.. Yes, however— Our Demo is a clone of REDS demo.. (and I don't know how) but he still has the cursed socket.. Which is quite irritative for all of us..

[das-blau-medic]

Entschuldigung für meine Abwesenheit.

I AM STILL ALIVE!

[theblumedic2]

you are no medic,you are The Spy!

Ha! No. I wish...My team would trust me more.

[bleugangsta]

Don’t get your hopes up. They make me say a pledge of honor before a round of UNO.

[theblumedic2]

Of course they do...

They make me put duck tape on my mouth before I join any team activities.

[red-lubin]

?.

My team just sees me as a regular teammate .

is BLU zat cruel??

[das-blau-medic]

Eh? Nein, at least my team isn't.. Aside from zhe Heavy.. He and I are... Not on talking terms.

Fellow BLU , if you do need you can come to our base! It is a bit chilly here, though..

[das-blau-medic]

Ooc//

Hey guys.. Just an fyi, I'm NOT dead I just been a little busy with school and irl stuff.. BUt I should be back now.. :)

[das-blau-medic]

Bonk! Festive Punch Mulled Mistletopes reveals that the unnamed radioactive isotopes in Bonk is cesium-137. is your scout ok

Ermm.. ja! ja, hes probally j ust fine..

ignore my messy writing i just got a new ke yboaerd.,.

[das-blau-medic]

Ooc//

I'm planning on maybe a red medic blog.. I kinda wanna explore Moritz's au some more.. Either that or make a Blu demo blog.. I need help deciding....

[orangefeind]

Let's ask the community, ey? They'll know what to do (I think)

Red doc or blue Scot?

ME-DIC! ME-DIC! ME-DIC! ME-DIC!

scrunpyliciously divine (-demoman)

Voting ended onMar 25

[das-blau-medic]

Ooc//

Okay.. Red medic will be made— I just.. Gotta draw him now.. 💔

[theredbushman]

As a Sniper who do you prioritize as a target when you’re in battle and why?

Tha blu Medic is usually top priority, since takin' 'im out resets his ubercharge. Other than that, I'll be targetin' his Heavy when I can.

[das-blau-medic]

Oh.. Danke, Gott im Himmel.. That I'm not a field medic..

[das-blau-medic]

OOC/

CW:slurs.

Now I know this is probably an attempt of rage bait or something but regardless of the fact do not go into ask box and call me slurs.

Like seriously.

[das-blau-medic]

IM FIGURING YOU OUT! I AM I WILL FIND YOUR HUSBAND OUT.

I WILL NOW SHOW MY FINDINGS I HAVE SO FAR!

in your first post mentioning your husband, you say both “The way his hands. Work when polishing his weapon” and "the way his eye looks when the sun hits it” MEANING that he uses SOME kind of melee that is some kind of blade—OR some gun that needs regular maintenance.. AND for the eye—that means your husband has only ONE of them So that leaves out sniper, spy, and scout— as all their eyes are visible! That leaves Demo—which is likely. Heavy—unlikely seeing that you said you do not have a good relationship with him. Engineer, soldier and pyro! WE HAVE LEADS PEOPLE LEADS!!!!

Jesus Christ I was not expecting someone to try and rule out my team mates to find who my husband is.. At least its amusing?

[sharpeyeshooter]

//EVERYONE DROP YOUR RP CHARACTERS REFERENCES I NEED THIS I NEED TO DRAW

[das-blau-medic]

OOC//

OKAY YES SAR!!!

[the-blu-team]

Hallo, Hallo!! ich heiße ist Moritz! I noticed your medics ring and I just wanted. To say it was beautiful! I haven't met many other medics who also weren't with a heavy—also, this is the ring my husband has gotten me! ☺

Hanz: Hallo, Moritz- Oh mein gott, zhat is beautiful! Zhis is much prettier!

[das-blau-medic]

Ah! Danke schön! Danke schön! Yours is also quite beautiful! 😊

[bestistbostonboy69]

scout im not going to sleep im just gonna close my eyes for a bit im not eepy im not gonna go honk shimimimimi

ey ill help by smackin pots over ya.

[das-blau-medic]

Nein nein don't do that.. I have some melatonin if you need...

[bestistbostonboy69]

they said they aint gunna sleep!

[das-blau-medic]

Trust me I've spent 72 hours awake once— it's not fun. It's quite bad for your health too, it can cause hallucinations, illness, weakened immune system, headaches, it makes your motor ability skills weaken.. And most importantly.

The Hat Man.

[das-blau-medic]

I dunno if you know but it's der blaue Medic unless the bad german is a style choice

aha! Ja, It is a misspell.. I did create this when half asleep and running off my fourth cup of. Coffee so.. I suppose that is my fault—Good job on knowing your German and catching it though!

[bestistbostonboy69]

scout im not going to sleep im just gonna close my eyes for a bit im not eepy im not gonna go honk shimimimimi

ey ill help by smackin pots over ya.

[das-blau-medic]

Nein nein don't do that.. I have some melatonin if you need...

[das-blau-medic]

Bonjour Monsieur Kurmacher! I wanted to ask how that dress was coming along? Apologies for any rush, I'm just quite excited for it!

-Votre humble espion 🦋🔪

Ah! Hallo Frau spy! Dont worry about rushing me, this was quite fun to draw! In fact I'm thinking I should've become a fashion designer rather than a medic, haha!

Ah, and here's the dress!I do hope it's what you imagined..

[transhuman-priestess]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[transhuman-priestess]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.