I'm Not Very Strong, But I'll Mess You Up If You're Mean To Bugs

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[dashing-deer]

Dashing Through -! 🎄

Hey I’m Dasher. I’m a Reindeer / Caribou therian & Introject of a Christmas reindeer! I’m so cool. Come say hi!!

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Just dni if you’re a weirdo please.

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[dashing-deer]

Where is he??? WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!?

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[moltworm]

and the glagglebeasts

[dashing-deer]

@mayonaisalspray

[zedogica]

cant stop thinking about this video its driving me insane. scariest object ever made. looked it up w friends in a discord call and found out its like fucking eight feet tall and made of solid metal

imagine visiting someone's house for a party, it goes late. 1 in the morning. you're drunk and high. you have to go to the bathroom before going home. hallway lights are off, its like a train tunnel. this thing is at the end of the hallway

[dashing-deer]

[webshootersandwingdings]

Krypto the Red-Eyed Rein-Dog - DC’s Grifter Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2022) #1

[i-am-a-fish]

merry jerry everyone 🎁🎄 :)

bring us some figgy pudding ohhuhhn,. bring us some figgy pudding

Bring us some figgy pudding :)

and bring it. right here :)

[thefloatingstone]

[i-am-a-fish]

[shittysawtraps]

remember to leave out milk and rusty blades for jigsaw tonight

[shittysawtraps]

SANTA I’M SO FUCKING SORRY

[czesca]

[dashing-deer]

You. You don’t *fucking* know.

Of COURSE he has trauma he’s a he-they immortal elf who ascended from mortality?!? Do you think power is forged through pleasure?!!?!???

[skatalite]

[the-cardiovascular-syndicate]

sorry for my disappearance, Loyal Fans, I was in the car

[dashing-deer]

guys our insurance keeps cancelling things and denying things the very day what the heck

[dashing-deer]

Dudes I’m not normal (heard teenage ontthe radio and immediately needed to kick our Carmine)

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[cassiebnuy]

i hate holiday music so much "giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet" has the mouthfeel of somethign my homophobic high school coach would yell at me on track day

[atompalace-official]

feeling festive! 🎀🤍❄️💕