Long Pants Are For Dicks

Jared. 17. Amateur guitar player. I try to be funny but it doesn't usually work out.

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glasses anniversary, only this day!

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L is for the way you look at me

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O is for the only one I see

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V is very very extraordinary

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Egg

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college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

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An important perspective in light of recent events.

Watch this. 

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Some friendships are forever

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Visit Original Link

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This makes me inexplicably happy.

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I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.

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I SAW THE GIF AND WAS LIKE “IF IT’S WHAT I THINK IT IS I WILL BE PLEASED”

AND THEN IT WAS

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I NCABT BRHEAHE

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by ya boi jay

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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ehh what the hell

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OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

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yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

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I need to believe in the heart of the post…

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Oh? Well… *reblag*

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i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

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i know i already reblogged this like 20 minutes ago but I think this is my favourite vine of all time.

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my troubles are gone

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He’s just trying to help

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I’ve been laughing for the past 10 min with no signs of stopping.

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bam

a ham yum