exit, pursued by a bear.

David / 26 / Scotland / The Kinks once wrote a song about me.

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

Summoned by @alwaysaprice. Original idea from @gwennovynne.

[falseknees]

Oh you

[rodrickheffeley]

[wokebutsleepy]

[brittanyleanne32194]

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

[jupiteronic]

thank god someone said it if you tell me ur birthday is aug 23 i will block you

[davidrwatt]

[antiandrogen]

[cmcniz]

Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL

[paddingtonicon]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

Damn I’m sick. I keep sneezing and I’m 6'1

you sick cause the rain hit you first, you stupid tall bitch.

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

Every time Walt lies, it’s like

[by-grace-of-god]

Le Figaro have a newly published photograph from inside Notre Dame shortly before the roof collapsed, as molten lead fell into the nave. (+)

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is what I love about photojournalism. It is just a history of moments where human beings have gone “I know I should really be hauling ass out of here but I have to get a picture of this”

[marionettefthjm]

Due to unforseen circumstances i will be dedicating my life to protecting baby yoda

[forgamers]

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

i’m gonna piss myself

[cad2277]

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[ikayagi]

I GODAMN FUCKING KNEW IT I FUCKING CALLED IT I MOTHERFUCKING KNEW IT WAS COMING AND YET I PRESSED PLAY LIKE THE SHIT IDIOT CHILD I AM

[argumate]

I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

[dankmemeuniversity]

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

[gayhex]

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

[squeezemetillipop]

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

[kuramamanamahamanamana]

Red - Mad

[metaphoricalicecream]

[maybemoonbeams]

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

[starwarsepisodeiv]

tubby custard.

[maybemoonbeams]

[captorations]

aragorn: and then i’ll say “this army” and then you run at them right through me with your army behind you

ghost king, known dramatic bitch who habitually spends like five minutes scaring and chanting at intruders before killing them: oh FUCK yeah let’s do it