DayMare465 @daymare465 - Tumblr Blog

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

ty-bayonet-betteridge

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

jeremysknoxes

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

asteroidtroglodyte

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

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almost there!

sociallyodd260

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

snarky-wallflower

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

nerugiganon

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

spockvarietyhour

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

dumbtrannybitch

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

strange-aeons

All of the research on display in my videos is single-handedly done by me.

All the editing? Me.

Prop making? Absolutely no one can be held accountable for this but me.

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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

ryan-sometimes

It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

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Transphobes talk about women like they’re Barbies. Have you forgotten the existence of cameltoe? Tiny boobs? Narrow hips? Broad shoulders? Why do you think choirs have altos and not just sopranos? What do you think female athletes look like? Do you think a woman that lifts weights and plays contact sports will look like a 90s supermodel? At what point in history did we collectively forget that human bodies have natural variability???

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