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I am old I don’t understand

[dcmonudick]

[officialdamonalbarn]

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

[officialdamonalbarn]

THANK YOU

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

somebody please explain

[dykemisspiggy]

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

[caecilius-est-pater]

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

[crtter]

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

[midnightvoyager]

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

[queen-sammie]

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

[anais-ninja-bitch]

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

[dcmonudick]

My kittens love real dice so I made them their own d20 this morning for shits and giggles

[justcatposts]

A very rare Andean cat stretching out in front of wildlife cam 

(via)

[ithelpstodream]

[glitterz]

Omg rly ??

[ithelpstodream]

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: [phone]

CANADA: [phone]

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

Central time: 10am to 4am

Eastern time: 11am to 5am

Alaska time: 7am to 1am

Hawaii time: 6am to 12am

[aaliyahbreaux]

Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!

[nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity]

GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didn’t know about this, come look!!!!!!

[suriandtaal]

it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this

[podcastgalore]

For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved

[ampervadasz]

[tell-the-stars-hello]

this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten

[killhitleragain]

A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.

[darkwingsnark]

Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.

[solitarelee]

Alternative take: the fish wanted to eat the child

[babyanimalgifs]

An owl chilling on a stump 

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[dnd-homebrew5e]

[makingttrpgsaccessible]

[Image Description: The “he attack, he protect, he (blank)” meme format. The first image is a cut out image of a figure clad in armour wielding a sword with the words “He attac” next to it. It subverts the meme, copying the same row two more times followed by “he action surge” and pasting three more copies of “he attac”. End description.]

[justcatposts]

“Already got this whole ‘copycat’ thing down pat 💁🏻‍♀️“ 

(Source)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[madmadmilk]

BLACK LIVES MATTER. YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW. @ noturjacky on IG

[damianimated]

Pride was always a protest.

[copperbadge]

I apparently interrupted the opening ceremonies of CatloafCon 2020 this morning. (Vendor hall opens at 9 but all you can buy is shed fur and aggressive headbutt services.)

[Description: Dearborn and Polk are seated on the orange chair and its ottoman, both in prime loaf pose with paws tucked under them, looking at the camera like I just walked in on them plotting a heist.]

[copperbadge]

CatLoafCon’s first panel of the day is off to a rousing start!

[Description: Polk is curled up asleep on the yellow duvet, one paw curled up and one pressed against the blanket, displaying a single pink bean.]

[frewfee]

My cat was the guest speaker at that paw-nel. I heard it was a very compelling purrrr point presentation.

[copperbadge]

What an excellent addition to Catloafcon! 

[marmotsomsierost]

remote speaker Jayne is very annoyed that his camera assistant keeps moving.

[copperbadge]

You have to get him from his best side and sadly ALL HIS SIDES ARE THE BEST!

[dcmonudick]

[heckyeahreactiongifs]

[jacularmetteld]

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[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

all i do is play video games incorrectly