fuck off

in the works of deleting this stupid fucking account

[deadaccountfuckoff]

if yall from treatment found this account, fuck yall for stalking me and mind your own damn business mk😌💜

[perpetualdubiety]

L👀K AT THIS BABY !! ISNT SHE CUTE ?! SHES FUDGY AF TOO !!!

45 CAL MUG CAKE

This one’s chocolate & cinnamon flavour y’all.

This is a recipe I adapted from another recipe bc it was shit soo, here goes:

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon flour (28cal)

1/2 teaspoon baking powder (0cal)

1 teaspoon cacao powder (approx. 15cal, I used that raw Mayan superfood stuff but I’m sure any unsweetened cocoa powder would work)

1 teaspoon cinnamon (0cal, this wasn’t in the OG recipe but cinnamon has a laxative effect on me so bonus points for gettin muh bowels moooovin)

2 tablespoons zero cal sweetener (0cal)

1 tablespoon water (0cal, this was milk in the original recipe but milk is a ~fear food~ of mine so idfw milk)

Method:

Mix all the dry ingredients together (flour, baking powder, cacao powder, cinnamon, & sweetenerrr) and get rid of the floor/baking powder lumps cos they taste gross if they’re left in. It makes sort of a brown powder lookin thing.

Add the water and mix well until it’s smooooooooth af bby.

Microwave for 50 seconds.

Let it cool (it’s really fuckin hot) and enjoy! This is the most important step bitches.

This shit’s b o m b when you’re craving cake cos it’s just about the same texture and has a similar taste. You can of course add some vanilla extract if you wanna be ~fancy~, but I didn’t have any and I’m too lazy to go to the store lmao.

[recoveryvsrelapse17-blog]

NEWSFLASH

If you don’t chose to recover from your eating disorder, it won’t go away.

If you don’t chose to recover from your eating disorder, it won’t get easier to manage.

If you don’t chose to recover from your eating disorder, it will be with you for as long as you don’t fight back.

You deserve to recover. Starting now. Not tomorrow, now. The first little steps are the hardest but most important, so let’s do this. Now.

[mush-dooms]

I literally hate this so much; you think eating disorders are fun, huh? you wish you had this? you think it’s a bunch of delicate girls in frilly pink skirts and knee-high socks daintily sipping green tea and turning down cookies? mirror selfies with a six-inch gap between your legs and collarbones that resemble the skeleton in your science teacher’s closet? you think you’ll be happy when you hit your gw, that this lifestyle is somehow maintainable and fun and cute and romantic? no! it’s being handed a twelve page packet of foods and realizing you can only eat about 20 of them without wanting to crawl out of your fucking skin. it’s puking into a cardboard box in your room at 1am because you binge ate an entire box of cookies in ten minutes and then crying on the floor because how could I have been so stupid? it’s spending half an hour meticulously removing the walnuts from a packet of oatmeal because you didn’t realize they were going to be in there and I’m not going to eat a walnut, goddammit. It’s staring at  half of a bagel and crying because you have to eat it and yet it’s so fucking terrifying. it’s obsessing for hours over what your next meal is going to be and having a panic attack when that meal is unavailable. it’s spending hours on restaurant websites trying to figure out how to get the lowest calorie menu item possible. it’s a living fucking hell and I wish I had never fallen down this nightmare of a disorder because now I’ve got to claw my way out and it doesn’t want to let me go. it may never fucking let me go. I might just have to learn to live down here as best I can, a life sentence of hell. fuck this, fuck pro ana, fuck thinspo, fuck society for making us think that this is desirable in any way, shape, or form, and if I sound pissed off it’s because I am because no one should ever look at a person struggling to stay alive and wish that would happen to them. if you haven’t fallen in yet, run. run like the devil himself is coming after you. run before it’s too late and you’ve wasted years of your life trying to make yourself disappear. run so that you’ll never have to claw yourself out. and if you’ve already fallen? well, then you best begin that climb. I’m on my way out, too.

[cryingwinter]

Reblog if you hate your thighs

[chapstickandcoffeesstuff]

With all my being

[vegangutz]

Green Goddess Soup

Pros: low cal, affordable, 10 minute Cook time, easy

What you will need:

1 cup broccoli flourettes

¾ cup chopped zucchini

¼ onion

1 cup spinach

2 cups vegetable broth

½ cup water

3 tbsp nutritional yeast (optional)

Spices (I used paprika, pepper, rosemary, thyme, and turmeric)

Sauté onion, and zucchini in a medium to large sized pot. I used 0 cal Olive oil spray for this.

Add liquids and spices. Wait til boiling.

Add broccoli. Wait until it’s soft.

Reduce heat, stir in spinach.

Let cool for about 5-10 minutes.

Pulse in blender until smooth.

Add yeast if desired.

Serve with a piece of toast or eat by itself.

[edrecipes]

This is only about 110 calories!

[gildedgryphon]

That feel when it’s 40°C (104°F) outside and you’re a bird who can’t sweat. Big tubs of ice help a little, though.

[justbirdpoop]

omg… you don’t understand how happy this video made me

[deadaccountfuckoff]

this is so cute

[sadfatcat1-blog]

Skinny crepe 🥞

Info:

Makes 3-4 crepes

Calories per crepe= 88

Ingredients:

1. ¼ cup of skimmed milk (24 cal)

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2. ¼ cup of flour (114 cal)

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3. ½ an egg (36 cal)

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4. Drop Vanilla

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5. Non-stick spray (2 cal)

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Instructions:

1) Mix the egg, milk,and vanilla

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2) Sift the flour and gradually mix it

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3) Spray non-stick spray on heated pan

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4) Pour a thin layer of crepe batter and flip it after 45 seconds

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5) After flipping let the other side cook for 30 seconds

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6) top with your choice of toppings

[daintyapricot]

🍪LOW CALORIE VEGAN🌱 Cookie Dough!!🍪

¾ cup oats (225) 2 tbsp cashew milk (3) 1 tsp liquid sucralose (0) ¼ tsp salt (0) ½ tsp vanilla extract (6) 1 ½ tbsp chocolate chips (105) OPTIONAL 1/8 cup warm water (0)

✨Makes 8 heaping tablespoons of dough!✨ For 1 heaping tbsp: 29 kcal (with chips 42 kcal)

1. Blend all ingredients on highest setting (except for chocolate chips) 2. Stir in chocolate chips 3. Refrigerate 30 min 4. Enjoy 😉

TIP: they taste REALLY good when you microwave for 10 seconds before eating them!!!

[backtothinner]

130kcal for an ENTIRE chocolate cake

If you’ve already seen this recipe on MPA, it’s because I posted it there a while back. Anyway, here it is:

Ingredients

20g all-purpose flour (72.8)

10g cocoa powder (22.8)

2 egg whites (34)

40g allulose (14)*

Total Calories: 143.6kcal

*You can, of course, use zero-calorie sweetener if you’d like. The resulting cake will be 129.6kcal.

Instructions

Beat the egg whites to soft peaks and add in the allulose in 2-3 stages, mixing well between each addition. Continue to beat to form stiff peaks.

Fold in the flour and cocoa powder, being careful not to knock out too much air from the meringue.

Put the batter into a cake tin, flatten out the surface (or don’t and get an ugly cake), and bake in a preheated, 170˚C oven for 20 minutes.

Turn off the oven but leave the cake in there for 10 more minutes.

[aberrantkenosis]

Visit Original Link

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

[abiak-deactivated20130929]

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

[insinuationviolation-deactivate]

[wtfdidyoulanadelsay-deactivated]

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

[p1zza5eva]

i cannojt bretahe

[galaxy-lilies]

I…I cannot describe the emotion I’m feeling right now.

[ace-of-the-cards]

i cant. breath hhhhhhhhhh

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is Wilson. Wilson has a paw print nose.

[skippingmymeals-blog]

Victoria’s Secret Diet

•take in mind this diet can be extremely dangerous so plz be safe, also I do not promote this do this at your own risk<3•

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Okay these aren’t so much meals but what they can eat.

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•Healthy Fats(2 servings per meal)

-coconut oil

-avocado

-butter or ghee

-olive oil

•Vegetables

-nothing that grows below the ground(potatoes,carrots,turnips, ect..)

•Protein

-beef

-chicken

-six egg whites

-fish

-shellfish

•legumes

-chickpeas

-lentils

^^Can add up to half a cup on occasional meals

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They eat up 1,300 calories a day and must eat up to 100g of protein.

A serving of chicken is about 24g

A serving of medium steak is also about 23g

The rest of their diets are made up of fat. This low-carb Diet makes it to where their bodies burn more fat for energy.

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This is definitely watered down but here’s some of the basic info. Feel free to ask me anything <3

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[i-am-a-fish]

hey everyone, people are starting a rumor that I'm "lesbophobic" to try and make me shut down, I've posted so many lesbian rights posts and have so much respect for lesbians but I've been dealing with these rumors for a whole year now. I can't make them stop and it me hurts so much that I can't make posts about respecting lesbians anymore without people saying I'm lying. I don't know what to do

[tricksythieves]

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

[totally-lame-tia]

Wow for someone who hates their body I sure do spend a lot of time staring at it in mirrors