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[deadcaffeinatedpoets]

“my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family

[primeministerofantarctica]

rocky: im not a scientist, im like the least qualified person on this ship, the only reason i survived while the actual scientists died was pure dumb luck :(

ryland grace's internal monologue like every five seconds: oh my god this guy is like a supergenius, he's literally the best engineer i've ever seen, there's no way every other eridian is this smart, like do you even KNOW how cool you are-

[taumoebas]

project hail mary I love you so much my head hurts. I love you stories about friendship I love you stories about science I love you stories about language I love you stories that are unabashedly hopeful and kind and forgiving. I love you empathy and curiosity. I love you ryland grace you are so scared and so sad but you are so loving and caring. project hail mary you are so special

[get-more-bald]

enough about the horrors. let's hear it for the wonders outside of human comprehension

[taumoebas]

Project Hail Mary is wonderful bc it’s the kind of story that would normally be a sweeping romance - they were destined to find each other, they love each other to the point of saving their entire worlds - but its not a romance! Friendship can be the thing that propels you to save the world!

[aroace-ryland-grace]

hottest fucking thing one can read, really (x)

[artbymesa]

I just heard Project Hail Mary's genre coined as "Cosmic Hope" instead of cosmic horror, and I'm getting emotional all over again. I need to sit down. God do I love this story to bits.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Still thinking about how Grace was always treated as disposable. Kicked out of his passion field for his honesty—underpaid as a (very good) teacher, to the point he can’t afford a car—left alone in a room full of argon with a sample that might kill him, while all the indispensable guys who put him there stood on the other side of the glass and watched. Shoved screaming into a mission that would kill him. And then, then this bonkers little alien who just met him gladly trades years off his life (via extended return mission) to save him. Runs burning through deadly air to keep him from dying. Chooses finally to weave their lives together forever and recreate Grace’s best dreams of Earth to make him happy. No wonder Grace told Rocky he doesn’t have to get him a gift, he’s given him everything. To one little spider guy, Grace is irreplaceable. That’s love.

[ramenyul]

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

jesper fahey is SO criminally underrated cause what do you mean this boy loves being around animals? what do you mean he can sew? what do you mean seeing cherry blossoms makes him sad? what do you mean he once fabrikated a jurda field to spell out a curse word in giant letters? what do you mean he immediately jumps up to help his dad the moment he starts doing something? what do you MEAN he told JAN VAN ECK “i can read to him”? what do you MEAN he constantly worries that he’s not good enough? WHAT do you MEAN he’s constantly yearning for kaz’s approval and care? WHAT do you MEAN he can CURVE BULLETS MIDAIR TO HIT A TARGET HE CANT EVEN FUCKING SEE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

[dasiesanddarkness]

everyone is saying that the Louvre heist was pulled off by the crows and only could have been planned by Kaz Brekker but lowkey it feels more like Jesper kept insisting he could plan a better heist than Kaz until Kaz finally let him plan one expecting it to crash and burn with sixteen back up plans and then Jesper’s plan actually worked

Jesper two days before: so we’ll use a *rolls dice* ladder to get in through the *pulls a paper out of a hat* second floor window where we’ll steal *throws a dart at a board* a bunch of jewelry and then ride away on scooters!

Wylan: and how will we get to the jewelry?

Jesper: …smash through the glass? Ooh! or we could use that thing that cuts holes in glass!

Nina: and what do we do with the ladder afterwards?

Jesper: …set it on fire?

Inej: and you genuinely think this is going to work?

Jesper: …yes?

Matthias: this is not going to end well

Kaz and Inej scootering away after

Inej: so you pulled some strings to make it work?

Kaz, *still reeling and incredibly confused*: …no…i can’t believe he pulled that off

[unfortunatelymerlin]

x

[discessio]

This was it. This was the whole show.

[janthony-anthony]

[demisexualdiaz]

Eddie get out of the closet clothing rack

9-1-1 s09e11

[profoundbondfanfic]

The Dean Winchester Beat Sheet

The Dean Winchester Beat Sheet by saltyfeathers Rating: Explicit Word Count: 144k

In his final year of college, Dean Winchester’s got a lot of decisions to make: what he’s going to do with his life, where he’s going to do it, and most importantly, which girl he’s going to do... right now. And later tonight. And the next night. And the next— When new transfer student Castiel Novak shows up first in his class, and then his friend group, Dean can’t help but see it as an infiltration. Something is up with Castiel, and he’s going to find out what. More accurately, he’s going to enlist his best and longest suffering hacker friend, Charlie Bradbury, to do it for him. Not a single one of Dean’s suspicions has anything to do with the fact that upon their first meeting, Castiel insults his shoes, his general existence, and his masculinity by— looking at him like that.

We all know the sacred texts of the Destiel fandom, but just in case you don't--buckle in for this one!

Dean keeps shaking his head. Everything is moving in waves. “You can’t be gay,” he whispers desperately, “you ride a motorcycle.” Castiel takes a few deep breaths. “Dean, you’ve made it clear—crystal clear—that you are very, very heterosexual. So please let me tell you that if you don’t get off my lap soon you are going to learn how very, very homosexual I am.”

If those two lines don't convince you that this fic is worth reading, then let me continue the propaganda. This fic has humor and angst and emotion, along with one of the most interesting character studies of Dean that the fandom has ever produced. It has a ton of appearances from our favorite secondary characters, along with some hilarious and touching Thanksgiving scenes. But what really sets it apart (at least to me) is the relationship between Dean and Cas.

Even though Dean and Cas alternate from being enemies to friends and then a strange combination of frenemies with benefits, they are always completely obsessed with each other. No matter where Cas is in a room, Dean is always paying attention to him. They are each the most important thing to the other, even when they would like to pretend like they're not. Love is always held in the bickering, and Dean and Cas have enough of it to last throughout this fic.

[bellarke-is-my-death-wave]

Posy: —and anyway, that’s why I can no longer attend the theatre.

Benedict: …

Benedict: You’re definitely not who I was looking for, but would you be willing to sit in a room and talk while I paint?

Benedict: We’d turn the art world upside down.

[abitlikemercury]

I don't know what I love more: Sophie having the cheek the nerve the gall the audacity and the gumption to basically tell Benedict "You make me too horny, you must leave your own house" OR Benedict responding with "You're absolutely right and I am so sorry, I'll go pack my shit"