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Me still seeing porn on my dash on December 17th
People say dogs are more loyal, but cats don’t tell the police where the drugs are hidden.
this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life
Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs
hi why did no one tell me how cute i looked with light eyes im in shock
your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart
im tired of everything my nigga
Yami Gautam for Khush Wedding Magazine Photography: Abhay Singh
Tree Pareidolia
kissing is so underrated, I could just lie in bed and kiss all day
tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate
lets give this bread
jesus of nazareth made this post
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
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OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
ok ok OK BUT
THIS POST showed up in my dash…
I knew I liked him for a reason
I am LOSING my mind this is so funny
Don’t mess with a cosplayer. After her boss set up a new dress code banning ponytails and “cultural head wraps,” June J Rivas decided to protest by dipping into her costume closet. There are so many more photos and awesome comment reactions.
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fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben