[quailmaille]

i want you all the time

(based on cuptoast’s pork soda)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hate it when you have An Appointment in a few days and you're like well now I have no time to do anything at all because there is An Appointment in my future

[im-caky]

[fanart] i love them lots 🦖🖊

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[segamascott]

i think i'll fag out even though it's only monday

[luxiomahariel]

[snototter]

A female cougar (Puma concolor) with two cubs in Torres del Paine, Chile

by Richard McManus

[xeno-mutt]

I went to mad at you island and staged a revolution and now its the democratic peoples republic of loves you island

[sealhaus]

Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment

[cutecipher]

‼️ Breaking: Cloth mother and wire mother have been caught "lezzing out"

[seven-winged-liar]

(sees a normal and common thing) no way is this specifically a reference to my friend #myfriend?

[amvs]

*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK

[amvs]

wasteful investment man i don’t see this one going up

[amvs]

me and my fuck ass mouth

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: *a ag a t ag * tat cg c t’ t aga *caat a a t * C gttg at t at tt a ’t t gg a c a t

Closest match: Micropterix aruncella genome assembly, chromosome: 24

(image source)

[amvs]

*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a micropterix aruncella* FUUUUUUCK

[alleesaur]

sardines creature

[official-lucifers-child]

thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!

[furryprovocateur]

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

[hyumjim]

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[otter11]