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whyenn-reader

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

whyenn-reader

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

pcktknife

fun little character design i did last night

cucurb

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

nat-20s

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

klapollo

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

triplehamburgerjack

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

christalheart

#twdg

danceundersparklinglights

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

albva

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

cosmicretreat

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

sourcreammachine

look upon my sons and despair

tall

aidenhartewrites

On Instagram, someone made the argument that trans men should use the women's bathroom because they can't use urinals.

Y'all really know NOTHING about trans men, do you?? 😭

transfemme-shelterdog

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

Also, STPs exist.

zk-j

And even if they can't... Do male bathrooms not have any toilets at all anymore??? what.

transfemme-shelterdog

Nah, everyone who uses men's washrooms all shit in urinals

Shows you how much you know

scoffs

constant-state-of-self-discovery

Pause

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

HOW

transfemme-shelterdog

The movie Raw has a guided tutorial. It's how my husband learned how to pee standing up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_(film)

metalheadspiderv2

Step 1: put toilet seat up (if applicable)

Step 2: feet shoulder width apart (if at toilet have shins/knees touching or right in front of bowl) with pants down far enough to allow that (down to knees for me)

Step 3: hook fingers on either side of tdick and pull back to the sides

Step 4: jut hips out forward a bit but not too far, kinda aim urethra with your fingers (hard to explain sry)

Step 5: piss. Adjust aim if necessary.

As with every unfamiliar stp method, I recommend trying in the shower until you have a good enough feel for it to not piss your pants or all over the floor.

transfemme-shelterdog