Death

Because we're all going to Submit!

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[mstgsmy66]

[rainyydoves]

did you guys know wikipedia has several pages dedicated to last words

[justbadcompass31]

[depsidase]

[skarsoul]

[1americanconservative]

[sacred-portal]

[stumpyjoepete]

what the hell

named mcdilda??

[jacopo-belbo]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

Simultaneously the most American and most Imperial Japanese thing I’ve ever read

[cyberxbattalion]

[deathblog]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[princessmo]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

A normal day for President Trump.

[deathblog]

Sledge Hammer

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[warrior-of-the-runes]

beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language

[vinceaddams]

"Joined the great majority" is a good one that I practically never hear.

[threeunrelateddescriptors]

"Approaching room temperature" is a personal favorite from the medical field.

[deathblog]

War and Peas

[inloveforevr-deactivated2025041]

Oh damn..

[soundlessdragon]

[irlwakko]

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

[ri-rawr-isnt-ok]

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

[irlwakko]

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

[aqueerkettleofish]

[rigjuice]

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites