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My name is Kate and I am a queer human (?) trash child who likes stuff, and I don't know what my blog actually is any more. Welcome. Instagram: @deathkisses Twitter: @lackingfatuity Secondary Blog: dream-aeonian.tumblr.com

[pasdecoeur]

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

[marchpain-deactivated20191129]

[smokingkitten]

sometimes i forget this comic exists and then i find it again and want to happy-cry

[findanegg-deactivated20190930]

wtf i’m a postmodernist now

[jaubaius]

Dog bringing home his new friend

[thisismylastwar4]

she is intense

[borderlands-disorder]

new cat

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

His new buff gf

[frauchun-racun-deactivated20220]

i love them both.

[theonetruegemini]

Oh that’s nice the dog met another OH MY LORD THATS A PANTHER

[greelin]

i want

to have really short hair

i also want

to grow my hair out as long as i possibly can

conclusion

?????

[fanservice]

[omghotmemes]

“Hey Yoda, that is a nice boulder!”

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

this is too much to ask one person to answer

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[ruffboi-mags]

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

[mycroftrh]

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

[autie-girl-power]

Only if you get caught

[odinsblog]

(source)

[petals42]

had to watch it twice– once for the performers and once for the guy in the red track suit’s reactions.

then watched in a whole bunch more because MY GOODNESS!!!!

[voidfire-studios]

I can feel the joy just radiating from these guys

[catchymemes]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: human fighter that realized he made less money adventuring than he could by inviting other characters to pay him to take damage so they can level up

[ink-the-artist]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[zio-masada-deactivated20190511]

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

[bwarch-deactivated20181211]

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

[6-anung-un-rama-6]

The look in his eyes is majestic.

[unbitrium]

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

he got banned for this too.

he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!

[sloth-king-deactivated20190616]

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

Our hero returns.

[travelingstargazer]

this guy is a jerk from my old town of Delaware, Ohio and that last photo is in Hobby Central 😂

[kraftpunk]

@people who eat SUPER spicy food for fun

why would u do that to your mouth

[2makeroom4thefire]