[squidbroom]

what is the point of a total solar eclipse if you don’t tell your father that him challenging you to a duel at age 13 was cruel and unjust and that imperialism causes harm to the entire world and that you’re betraying him to help train the person who’s going to end his reign

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

i don’t fucking believe this. i don’t believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now

[doofcas]

Today on my adventures in adulting

My vacuum died and instead of crying because I can’t afford a new one I took the whole thing completely apart with a screwdriver, took out approximately 500lbs of dog hair, and put it back together. Now it sucks so hard I almost can’t push it across my carpet.

Today was a big victory

[thegrumpymathematician-deactiva]

Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

[incendiaglacies]

@agentmarymargaretskitz always forever bitter

[agentmarymargaretskitz]

SAME HERE!

[sfiddy]

I’m not just bitter. I’m double salted, boiled, and covered in rage bitter.

Reminder: Nobel awards are only given to the living. We’ll return to that…

She wasn’t just not credited, her role was actively minimized. Her incredibly quality work (she was one of the best crystallographers in the world– a technique that is HARD AS BALLS and I’m an electron microscopist saying that) was passed around like ‘nbd, hey have you bros seen Rosie’s stuff?’ like it wasn’t ever hers. Then they publish, write a book (where she was minimized and mocked) and they do interviews where they do the same.

She went on to characterize the tobacco mosaic virus and was very well respected, though had none of the glory. She did get cancer, though, quite possibly due to such high exposure to radiation. In 1958.

Ther Nobel was awarded in 1962. So the work that won these guys (I’m not even going into details about them personally) a Nobel quite possibly killed her.

BITTER????

[mythischemiems]

[ravenstaag]

fallout: new vagueas

you’re a mailman or something, do whatever

[daxratchet-deactivated20190425]

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

So it’s definitely going to have a 3 week long boss battle in it

[drownthearchitect-deactivated20]

there’s gonna be a puzzle in-game that requires you to keep your console on while you write a letter to Hideo Kojima personally thanking him for making the game before you can move on, which only happens after you receive a letter with a confirmation code

[toynbeees]

okay but like 55 isnt even old chill out kojima

[prokopetz]

More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:

A sword that inflicts emotional wounds

A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring

Negative gold pieces

A map that is the territory

Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer

A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore

Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type

An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks

A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin

Angry shoes

[jinglyjangly]

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

[falloutuniverse]

I snorted

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

[vkm11-deactivated20220316]

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

[keystoneway]

I still like this one

[renelaru]

How about this old gold

[calloutfour]

rebloggin again because it got better

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[thestrugglingarchaeologist]

Omg the payoff for this post was incredible

[nedermemes]

[itsjusteurovision]

I missed Eurovision so much! 😂😍

[coolhiroaki]

a history of eurovision pianos

[babyflingo]

I feel like Denmark’s discount thor and his band of soft vikings would treat me right 

[hawards]

ukraine vampire/denmark pirate coffee shop au

[historyy]

Ukraine’s tattoo artist shop opposite Denmark’s flower shop au

[aurordream]

“The staging… its… its like they got in a time machine and went back to 1978. It is an instant eurovision classic. Its… its… its like a bunch of childrens television presenters got overexcited at their christmas party. Its… just… just sit back and enjoy”

- Graham Norton, actually lost for words trying to summarise Moldova

[luckyones]

nothing will ever top graham norton’s “we built a tunnel to your country” when france gave the uk one point