a sex-starved suburban dad

deepjellies ‒ 27 ‒ she/her ‒ dumb aesthetics include jellyfish, hot dads, gay superheroes, and cryptids. i've got some ocs. can i be your dad

[artabeth]

if u dont mind me askin, what is ur sexuality?

i’m an aromantic lesbian, and i’ve been with my current partner for 6 years. (:

[deepjellies]

LOL YOU’RE GAY

break up with her and date me instead

[spritesucks]

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

[fueled-by-nightcore]

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

[deepjellies]

oh god here i am

[deepjellies]

i asked @werewolf-draco’s mom to blow a raspberry literally right on their face and she actually did it the absolute madwoman

[stunt-lads]

i can confirm she actually did it 

also tho i cannot believe ur calling me out like this

[deepjellies]

soon i’ll be there to do it myself :3cccc

[stunt-lads]

i swear to god if u do i will punch u

[deepjellies]

no u will just not invite me to get fast food with u and ur mom i know this from my dream trust me

[spelons]

[deepjellies]

i asked @werewolf-draco’s mom to blow a raspberry literally right on their face and she actually did it the absolute madwoman

[stunt-lads]

i can confirm she actually did it 

also tho i cannot believe ur calling me out like this

[deepjellies]

soon i'll be there to do it myself :3cccc

[deepjellies]

i asked @werewolf-draco's mom to blow a raspberry literally right on their face and she actually did it the absolute madwoman

[zsnes]

[hptrash-deactivated20171024]

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

[japanesenintendo]

Yakuza 0 beats Shenmue and Breath of the Wild to become the best Action Adventure game of all time 

In the latest issue of Weekly Famitsu, Ryu ga Gotoku Zero: Chikai no Basho (Yakuza 0) was voted the best Action Adventure game of all time by the readers of the magazine beating both Shenmue and Breath of the Wild. Two other Zelda games also featured in the list! Next month sees the results of the Adventure games genre. Check below for the full top twenty…

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[mythiquebitch]

where tf is Hozier? I want new music from him

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Nobody picked him up from church

[sargasthewanderer-blog]

Shimada Brothers by Momo

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218]

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

*cautiously reblogs this*

[kikokay-k-deactivated20220521]

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

[promiscuous-jalapeno]

I want all these things!!!!

Esp 707….pls.

Are you there, God? It’s me. Jalapeno.

Pls give me 707…I beg you.

[hisshissimnagini]

I’m nervous

[feathers137]

I’m curious/scared

[lulucinnabon]

iM EXCITED

[ask-informant-belarus]

This is going to be ridiculous

[ash-mp3]

Well here it goes

[ghosttwunk-deactivated20180825]

bring it on nerds

[pinkbloodymurder-moved]

Fuck it

[hamlltvn-deactivated20171022]

i never normally post this many ask things, but i’m suffering through writers block rn and i’m terribly bored 

[its-the-hamfam]

Empty ask box in 3 2 1

[oldmemz2017]

I’m scared

[canadas-googlesearchhistory]

//go for it

[2pnyofinlands-gh]

(( Eh why not

[dyk3lord3]

fire away

[8pxl]

Camping, 2017

Gunna animate this later! But I’m pretty proud of this piece!

society6 / patreon / buy me a coffee

[deepjellies]

i need to revamp myblog postings so it reflects things i like now oh man

[deepjellies]

someone rp awano/kuze with me

[deepjellies]

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