Delentra

Stories and random stuff

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey want to see something gorgeous but viscerally discomfiting?

[underwhelmingalchemist]

No <3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

okey doke!

The Mauritius “underwater waterfall” is not a true waterfall but an naturally occurring optical! In the sense that that’s not water falling, it’s sand and silt shifting! Shifting down a 4000-meter-deep abyssal drop. It is in fact exactly as deep as it looks, sorry :)

Other fun facts about Mauritius include:

that’s where Dodo birds were from!

the entire island has an abnormally strong gravitational pull

and also they just discovered it sits on top of a lost supercontinent or whatever. idk that part’s less cool than the gravity thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok i spent 40 minutes learning how to compress a gif for you fucks, please tell me it works now

[the-grand-author-ne]

A new abyss with New Friends!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a baby!!!

[thebootydiaries]

[serpentmythos]

This tag has me dying

[cascadiarch]

[miracleunique]

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

[intoxicologist99]

[anarchocunt]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

[vintrkraka]

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

[brbjellyfishing]

I can’t believe you don’t want bofa

[bryanrustache-deactivated201911]

what’s bofa?

[brbjellyfishing]

bofa my arms wrapped around you in a loving hug

[guerrillatech]

[prettypositivity]

i hope you heal from the things no one ever apologized for

[i-dont-believe-in-perfect]

and I hope you heal from the things you don’t want to talk about

[lilbutch]

I hope you heal from the things no one else knows you went through

[septembre-songstress]

it’s a new day. things are looking up, uncle

[cubistemoji]

thinking abt that time in one of my art classes when the prof put up a silhouette of L from death note and said “this is not an effective design bc you can’t tell who this character is from this shape” 

and everyone in the class went like “yes we can that’s L from death note”

[cubistemoji]

I FOUND THE TWEET I MADE ABOUT THIS WHEN IT HAPPENED

[bunniope]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[luxurybrownbarbie]

I know this will bother unhealed adults, but the real world, more often than not, does give you second chances and do overs. Very rarely are things set in stone. And people, especially young people, deserve to know that. Because lording the idea that they can never mess up, even once, does a lot more damage than good.

[adhdconfusion]

Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”

[timemachinetyrant-deactivated20]

Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Some guy: what’s your favourite film?

Me: I have never seen a film in my life

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Someone: tell me something about yourself

Me: *sweating* who??

[roach-works]

quantum physics demonstrates that certain things change state when directly observed. in my case, i change into a moron.

[memorydatas]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[memorydatas]

for context:

[dragonquestv]

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

[leolikesaccountability]

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

[non-binary-ary]

Hope yall  like my abomination

[thegrimmlovely]

That last one is fucking moving istg

[silverjirachi]

at last. the gaydar

[cargopantsman]

[anathemaegg]

[ryebreadgf]

yall with your ugly celeb man crushes

[agar-bati-deactivated20211110]

my mother : you and your brother are so love less , you never sit with your family

also my mother :

openly makes fun of our insecurities and makes snarky comments abt our appearances and something we did years ago and gas lights us

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[romanticfistfightz]

i dont usually add to posts but jsyk their whole twitter is Like That

[socialist-microwave-laser]

okay so like... maybe one company can do rainbow capitalism

[thefirsthogokage]

Just went to follow them and saw they reposted this:

[fan-of-all-doms]

[homofied]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i think we should allow rainbow capitalism ONLY for companies that vocally support lgbtq ppl year round so tushy’s pride promotions are perfectly fine with me

[dropofamortentia]

This has been constantly updating on their website for months

I love them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

would you like to see a photo of a featherless flamingo?

[melissajo0927]

Seeing a Gaud post before the punchline is like hearing a gun cock in a dark parking lot…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this response is even funnier given that despite the fruits of my labors i could not actually find a photo of a featherless flamingo

[ms-pizza]

*click*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i did find this photo of a naked raptor though!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thinking about the northern stargazer ♥

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how romantic for a creature to bury itself in the sand and gaze forever upwards at the heavens! how sublime that humans, observing this quiet creature staring skyward, should dub them “stargazer,” one who gazes at stars

[atinylittlestrawberry]

*politely* may we see it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes ♥