Crocus Flower

32F biromantic Ace. been stuck here far too long Aged fandom crone on a (mostly) fandom blog Ao3: faemalenomad. pfp credit goes to tumblrartist stansmysterysack

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[pisshandkerchief]

people reposting my tumblr posts to other sites pisses me off, but not because they're "stealing my post" or whatever. it's a tumblr post, it doesn't have a copyright. it's not a registered IP. I don't have a patent on saying deranged things on the internet. it pisses me off because you don't know my lore. I'm just a soundbite to you people. I'm not a fully realized character

[thetunasworld]

Sorry pisshandkercheif please tell us your lore

[pisshandkerchief]

well when I was a small boy my father took me into the city. to see a marching band

[lazy-light]

This could be a Garfield comic strip. It has the same format

[pisshandkerchief]

sure. I guess

[gin-juice-tonic]

In order for Stan to see a different side of Dipper and Ford to better understand Mabel, the two rehash their trick from weirdmageddon and swap places for a day.

It goes about as well as anything those two ever do.

[gin-juice-tonic]

meanwhile

[tazmiilly]

its 2024 why am I still getting asks where people tell me they think ford ruined fiddlefords life

[tazmiilly]

not to complain again, but its always so strange when people start saying things like "yeah fords kind of an asshole but he's not that bad" like he's not an asshole either!!!

[gravitasfalls]

#head in my hands #he didn't! fiddleford made his own decisions and he was not manipulated to make them #they were unfortunate decisions yes! but he was actively keeping them from ford. so don't say ford was to blame for it (via @tazmiilly)

#ford was inconsiderate and nay kr may not have did things that *lead* to fiddleford's insanity #but in no way did he cause it #iirc he actively warned *against* the memory gun. #“Yo #that's probably a bad idea #don't use it“ #“No #sors #I got spooked by a naked triangle and need to forget EVERYTHING“ #fiddleford did choose to leave his family behind. Ford didn't force him. (via @levireblogs)

#I promise it won't hurt you to not say 1 negative comment about him (via @tazmiilly)

#100% agree with it #and the entire post in general #people need to stop being in the “black and white” mindset #like people are grey #and that's just life (via @such-a-daydreamer)

fun fact my first response to the unhinged Ford hate of 2015 was UH YEA HE SHOULD BE... MORE CONSIDERATE??why's everyone this not normal about it tho mom pick me up I'm scared ;-;

sorry you've had to deal with that from entitled assholes in the present fr but I'm clinging to the shock in this second comment it's keeping me human

[tamarrud]

I cannot stress enough how important it is to understand the strikes on Venezuela within the wider US colonial context.

It is incredible how obvious it is that the language tactically selected, the methods employed, and justifications regurgitated are all replicated from across the US empirical violence throughout the years, from Iraq to Gaza to now Venezuela and beyond.

I highly recommend reading chapter 6 of Naomi Klein's The Shock Doctrine (PDF linked) to really see in details the history of this and lengths of violence that the US is willing to commit in order to advance its disaster capitalism complex.

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

this fanfiction shit is easy

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[shieldfoss]

The thirst ofJanuary

[isaacsapphire]

Welp this is a bit truer in 2026 than most years.

[schmergo]

Jane Eyre still captures what it’s like to be a weird angry little girl (which isn’t something you grow out of being, you just get better at hiding it) better than anything I’ve ever read

[softersynths]

probably makes a good cool pillow in the summer if you can tolerate the slime

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[tazmiilly]

i wouldn't hand him that bowl just yet

[ladywitchfoxdesigns]

Got the all clear to post this.  My art piece for the Gravity Falls Wayfaring Strangers Fanzine!!!   Happy Summerween!!!

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

[osterby]

You can go to bed at noon. You can have ravioli for breakfast and cheerios for dinner. As long as you're awake, washed, dressed, and in the place you need to be when you need to be there (and I mean *need*, like a job or a social obligation, not just aherening to cultural expectations) it doesn't matter what the rest of your schedule looks like.

[milksockets]

shu uemura in face paint: the story of makeup - lisa eldridge (2015)

[nic-est-epuisee]

"The scholar"

I believe it's Fiddleford Friday.

Just Fidds and his "Cubic's Cube" that Ford endearingly keeps scrambling. And red socks. They add personality.

Also imagined Fiddleford in a blazer (a size too big) during his Backupsmore University days. Maybe he borrowed it for a college presentation in freshman year. Got roped into styling his hair back too, but hated every second of it (just ain't natural). He'll stick to his lab coat mussed up hair.

He likes green but red is his lucky color.

[depsidase]

[teaboot]

Kind of feels like an omniscient omnipotent eternal being could have done something about that, idk