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the internet is moving away from tumblr
tumblr is getting rid of NSFW blog, so the parent company is probably going to go bankrupt in a few days from horrible business decisions. here's my twitter if you want
https://twitter.com/demonjacobs666
adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.
children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.
couple things here:
multiple things can actually be bad at the same time
I’m 32
couple more things:
Little kids really aren’t equipped to work full time without damaging their physical, mental, and emotional development and health, and when you play the “but adults work all day!” card you sound like a nineteenth century textile baron.
Highschoolers can easily be “working” 40+ hours a week, between school, homework, and extracurriculars and/or part-time work, and still hear this smug “:/ wait til you get to the real world sweaty” rhetoric all the time.
The original claim here wasn’t even “school is too hard,” it was “school is failing to perform its most basic function,” which is different.
from an adult point of view:
- When my work day is done, it’s done. I don’t need to spend hours each night to study or do homework.
- I don’t have tests and exams.
- I MAKE MONEY.
Sometimes I’ll be at home and start freaking out that I haven’t done any homework yet before I realize “Wait I’m 30.”
Or I’ll be asleep dreaming that I’m at school but suddenly realize at the end of the semester that I’ve missed all my classes and don’t know what’s going on
School/homework has to be a stressful thing if it gives people anxiety and nightmares over a decade after graduation.
On a serious note: I agree with all of this.
On another note “you sound like a 19th century textile baron” is my new fave insult.
I have never had a work week worse than high school. Not once. Not working retail at Christmas. Not commuting into Washington DC an hour and a half each way. Not even being an admin assistant to a condescending jerk.
I work in IT. I’m typically a hired gun for big go-lives for new software where All Is Chaos and Everyone Hates You.
High school was still worse because you’re helpless in a way you’re not as an adult.
imagine 40-60 hours a week of work, except with a much more strict grading scale, homework to fill an extra 40 hours of what would otherwise be your spare time, and swap the "to" and "from" of that paycheck
Tbh I never liked Toussaint. It gets on my nerves. Reading about it reminds me of going to Disneyland with the feeling of fakeness and the whole you’re-not-allowed-to-feel-anything-but-manic-joy thing.
At least Angouleme shares my feelings.
oh boy, sounds like yandereland
The Lord: *giveth*
me: nice
The Lord: *taketh away*
me: wtf
technically, we giveth and evil humans make up an excuse to taketh it away out of greed and cruelty
We all gonna sleep on the fact that Puss joining up with Shrek and Donkey is the same storyline as Zevran the warden and Alistair
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You can’t block the truth
I hate to tell you this but Morrigan is a person most people fear and is kicked out of her swamp home to accompany a chattering guy who makes lots of jokes and gets on her nerves and on their jouney they encounter a charming Spanish-accented assassin who joins them and a redheaded woman with a lovely voice with a hidden side to her and an ability to kick butt. Dragon Age Origins is Shrek with your OC Warden along for the ride.
STOP THIS
… goddamn it please don’t make me hate my favorite game series.
Are you kidding this redeems the entire franchise
i'd play this mod
are you on speaking terms with Cthulhu perchance?
no our breakup was NOT amicable
so cthulu’s single?
back off bitch
This blog is really Kraken me up
You shouldn’t joke about Love. Craft better puns
this post is eld-rich with humor
You guys are totally goth-thick, aren’t you?
all these puns really crypt up on me
Y'all are really sacrificing your time for This?
oh no, did they leave a void in your chest?
This post is a cosmic mess
It’s tome to stop
Sounds like people are Dun wich this Horror.
some jokes are shallow, but i think we've really uncovered some Deep Ones
All fanart of Undyne is either:
1. Hyper-manic meme-gremlin fodder with facial expressions that warp reality.
2. Tonedᵀᴹ like an amazonian goddess with a come-hither stare that you’re not sure means if she’ll bed you or break you.
That pretty much sums up Undyne to me.
It makes me think that while the 1st one is how we see Undyne, the 2nd one is pure Alphys-vision.
She can be both. A Meme Machine that’s ready to FUCK!!!!
and yet no susie bowsette, she's already got the armlets
the only reasonable reaction
reminds me of spidersman
if a union will destroy your company then your company should be destroyed.
I prefer working with people that can easily be fired if they aren’t productive. I also have no problem with proving my own worth to get a raise instead of throwing a fit and walking out until I get my way. Unions are mobsters. I don’t want to be forced to pay for their “protection”.
In other words, you automatically trust the people on top, who have the most power to hurt people and face no consequences, to always do the right thing. But you’re scared of the people on the bottom fighting back?
imagine being that woke.
most executives are counterproductive. i prefer workers getting a raise when they work hard, instead of moneybags getting paid to come up with great ideas like "get rid of safety rails, we'll make three dollars from the scrap metal!" and "that man worked a triple shift, while i watched hockey and got blown by my secretary. i'm cutting his wages to give myself a raise!"
[Video ID: A businessman is demonstrating cracking open a large nut by slamming his fist into it. The nut, having other ideas, breaks through the table instead upon being slammed, leaving a nut-sized hole. The businessman loses it.]
@kialessa I’m fucking losing it at this description fkdkdksks
“The nut, having other ideas…” XD
when you try to run a business or a country, and you cut regulations
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Under Article 121 of the Soviet criminal code, consensual sexual relations between men and sodomy were punishable by up to five years in prison. This law was only repealed at the fall of the Soviet Union.
Fucking commies.
I hate to break it to, but Putin signed a bill making any kind of public speech or actions supporting homosexuality or presenting it as okay illegal(even running a pro-LGBT blog from Russian soil can get you in hot water)
Russia is also a violently homophobic country in general from the things I’ve read.
And beyond the communism of Russia, every other communist regime has targeted LGBT+ people, particularly gay men and trans people, as well as other marginalised groups like the disabled and mentally ill. So yeah, be queer and communist, just proves you didn’t pay attention in History. - Purple
All above is true (except the fact that Russia is not communistic country. USSR was)
Two weeks ago they forbid to held both a festival of lgbt cinema and lgbt family conference (last was cancelled because of homophobes’ threats , not the government’s). Both events were marked 18+ as law demans (you may support lgbt but not in front of children!) but were disrupted anyway.
But, fuck, they could ignore us no more and this is cool! The first step to our freedom.
things like true communism are just ideals. in reality, those in power will always just think of themselves, even gods. power corrupts, no matter the system
Grinds my gears.
if this is real im fucking shouting
I Understand That Your House Is On Fire
What the actual fuck
move the family into the business. remember, houses are made of wood and flammable paint and wallpaper, businesses are glass, metal, and ceramic
Lmao good luck finding $600 rent
where’s the food
where’s the heating
$20 health insurance?
so, by working eighty hours of week, freezing, and starving with no health insurance, you too can barely scrape by
My human anatomy teacher was talking about bone healing and when you break a bone it typically will heal stronger
So I look him in the eyes and say “so what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful?”
And he looks back at me and says, with the softest voice he could muster, “please do not no”
While the bone reattaches itself within few first weeks the damage heals over many months or even years.
Continuously breaking your bones before the healing process is completed would permanently damage them - the body will just ragequit fixing procedure.
On the other hand - if you exercise a lot your bones will get some damage as well from all the stress.
Fixing those bits of damage takes a lot less time and ultimately also makes them stronger.
So. Just keep exercising until you’re strong enough to handle the power of One For All.
breaking bones is a last resort. just work out and it'll boost your bones and muscles
EDDIE. EDDIE IT’S PEOPLE. EDDIE WE’RE EATING PEOPLE.
Are you kidding Eddie has zero self control he’d say something immediately.
Eddie: What the- what are we eating right now?
Hannibal: Roast shank with a honey mead glaze. Three hours in a low temperature clay oven served with-
Eddie: Roast shank of who? This. *Furious pointing* this is human?????
Hannibal: *hand closes around his knife*
They would brawl on the dinner table. It would be amazing. Hannibal would stab Eddie, Venom would crush Hannibal. He’d never see it coming! Can you imagine his face when the annoying reporter he was planning to eat turns into an EIGHT FOOT GOO MONSTER
then hannibal tries not to show boredom at yet another eldritch being, because then he'd have to explain why venom doesn't surprise him
Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍
dear god, it lives still
Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.
HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!
Of course he’s a Scorpio
happy birthday!
