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Mean Blondes 💸🎀👾

#whoah #someone drew me!#unfortunately Bocarter is also there #and karen haircut girl #but hey GREAT ART

So uhm funny story

When I was younger I thought u abd brocarter were the same person 🤣

“We don’t even look anything alike!!!”

“Plus, he’s WAY meaner than I ever was. I liked dunking on nerds, but Bocarter would go full on psychological warfare with anyone he wanted. Then, he’d use his money to cover up everything and get off with a tiny tiny punishment instead of what he actually deserved.”

“I, uh, I kind of despise the guy. Can ya tell?”

#alvinnn and the chipmunks #derek smalls #former bully #bocarter #enemy #rich jerk #thanks for usin my inbox #I get very little fanmail and stuff #probably because i’m not famous #I’m infamous

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Come get the EXTREMELY early April Fools Day themed fic! (Really it’s the Senior prank week fic.)

Got a lot of fun stuff in this one.

A new character becomes Eleanor’s friend. Derek and Ray Ray have a long overdue heart to heart. And Alvin 2.0 continues to learn when to lean into Classic Alvin mode and when to back out.

This is….PRANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48784018/chapters/204930641

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“ALVIN AND I GOT IT DONE, YO!”

“I LOVE THE SONG IN THIS ONE!”

“Thinkin’ of callin’ it quits with Vanessa. She ain’t doin’ it for me anymore.”

“I still like her, as a friend. She was good for me way back when I first started anger management therapy, but now we’re going our separate ways and I might…uh…like someone else.”

#alvinnn and the chipmunks #derek smalls #Vanessa Gaines #breaking up #quits #romance #confusion #anger management #feelings are whack #Dude #I didn’t realize I was Bi until now #I guess it’s hard to realize that when your dad threatened to hurt you if you liked boys #ohhh #now I understand it

“It’s hard to have any street cred when a freakin’ chipmunk had to help bail you out of detention.”

“Eleanor is awesome. Did I mention that? But this is messin’ with my uhhh…sense of independence or some shiz like that.”

#alvinnn and the chipmunks #derek smalls #former bully #eleanor’s friend #eleanor miller #detention #thoughts #street cred #friends help friends #I’m so bored #but at least I didn’t get detention

“I hate emojis. People put them on their texts all the time and I’m like….WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? Is that supposed to be making fun of me? Or something?”

“I need an instruction manual for emojis, man. But I’d probably never read it.”

“Jeanette sent me THIS! And I have no clue what it means!”

🦄🫠🤐🧘‍♂️✌🏼

“I’m sure SHE’S not making fun of me, but I also don’t have a clue what unicorn, melty face, zipped lips, yoga and a peace sign are supposed to TELL ME!”

#alvinnn and the chipmunks #derek smalls #former bully #jeanette miller #emojis #hate emojis #confusing #useless #annoying #just SAY THE THING #also feelings are weird #I mostly felt anger for years and didn’t realize most people felt like….a full range.#now I have the full range and it’s terrifying #I cried when I visited my dad #I have NEVER cried before #in my life #what is happening

“Going to visit my dad in prison today.”

“I’m not ready. I know it’s the right thing to do, but I just don’t wanna see his stupid face.”

#alvinnn and the chipmunks #derek smalls #former bully #aatc #dad #prison #visiting #father’s day #I hate this holiday

“That Dexter kid that Simon hangs out with is pretty nice. I remember this one time when I was having a total breakdown at school, he led me to the janitor’s closet and brought me some water and a bag of chips.”

“We talked a lot about how I miss my dad even though he was horrible to me and Dexter said that’s okay to like…feel that way. Because at the end of the day, he was still my dad.”

“Anyway, who needs therapy when you have a Dexter? Haha! This is a joke. I know I need therapy and I’m in like…3 different therapy programs. I hate them all, but my Aunt insists.”

#alvinnn and the chipmunks #derek smalls #former bully #therapy #dexter #friend #simon seville #talks #helpful #advice #difficult feelings #trauma #dad #father #parent trauma #breakdown

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IT'S READY!!!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEN!!!!

I would type more, but my brain is mush. Must re-charge!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“Eleanor’s gonna scare the pants off Theodore with her Five Nights At Teddy’s parody thing.”

“Man, I LOVE HALLOWEEN!”

“Got some fresh rolls of toilet paper and a list of houses to TP!”

#alvinnn and the chipmunks #derek smalls #former bully #halloween #tp #toilet paper #houses #EGGS TOO #WE NEED EGGS #pranks #tricks no treats #scary #spooky #fnaf

“The Senior class is planning a big prank for Senior Prank week and they asked me to be part of it.”

“I have no idea what to do.”

“It sounds so FUN, but also…I don’t want people to think I’m mean again. That would majorly blow.”

“A Sophomore has never been asked to be part of the Senior prank before though. It’s the chance of a lifetime!”

#alvinnn and the chipmunks #derek smalls #former bully #senior class #prank #senior prank #story idea #might make this a mini tale #reputation #mean #aatc #roleplay #tough decisions

“I’ll be honest. I don’t really know what to post half the time.”

“I’m still figuring out what I actually like to do. I spent so many years just…making fun of people and playing mean pranks and stuff.”

“I know I like paintball, and football, and…basketball? Maybe? Not sure on that one. Maybe I’m more of a soccer sort of guy? Or baseball.”

“I might actually like long walks in the park. That kinda surprises me. I’ve been taking them with my aunt lately. She says they’re like…good for mental health stuff.”