Derppancake

Just a gay, 30’s, midwestern guy posting whatever "flights" I happen to fancy. This blog is (sometimes) NSFW and if you are under 18, please do not look any further as your eyes will burn out of their sockets... enjoy. Bsky - Chuck45

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[willgrahamscock]

you’re always posting about some faggot shit

hell yeah brother

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[dorfs]

[thebelchers]

Officially licensed Bob's Burgers Pride Merch via Toddland.com

[oryeo]

Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny

[medusabraids]

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

[espagna-lasagna]

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[adorableforsome-deactivated2024]

hi can i stroke your dick as you play video games

[targetedknowledge]

[the-big-mood]

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

[touchmytylenol]

Hahah you’re so funny (let me feel how heavy it is)

[ohummhi]

I can and will suck that nerd's dick

[ozempicofficial]

[melxbxbi]

it’s ok if you wanna slide your cock down my throat and hear me gag and choke on it a little 🎀

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

This is your captain speaking. Do we have any hairy gay guys who sweat and precum a lot onboard?

[climbhighsleeplow]

Towering Aspens