what is up fellow peeps

Formerly PocketReptile I like reptiles, skyrim, memes. sometimes I'm funny trans he/they

[midnight-enby]

Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon

To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go

To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go

Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet

To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in

I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

[dogposts]

the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)

[long-may-he-reign]

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[aikothevizsla]

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[wanderer-chronicles]

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[she-is-amused]

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[guerrillatech]

[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[yellbug]

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

[creekfiend]

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

[processintegrated]

I need everyone to know that when I am educating clients on tension release exercises in therapy all I can think of is this post. It takes everything out of me not to say "let's try the fucked up tiger trick" in session.

[argumate]

just say it queen, let's make it happen

[shamebats]

[sunshinetheinspiration]

This site has a list of surgeons with no/high BMI limits for patients in the US, Canada, UK, and Australia:

https://fedupcollective.org/gender-affirming-surgeon-guide

Gender Affirming Surgeon Guide

[senshigargantuanimplants-deacti]

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

[little-bitch-detector]

BEEP

[little-bitch-detector]

i won

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh no i've had a Thought

[just-binch-thoughts]

*cocks gun*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mike wazowski wearing a face mask but in the back it ties around in a g-string

[marsziepan]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

Mike Wassoutski

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I know I suggested this but I was genuinely unprepared for the intense pseronal anguish of coming face to face with the obvious consequences of my sin

[commandersundown]

Enjoy the 11th circle of hell, Gaud.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

genuinely hurt you think I'm only on Level 11

[pinetreewannabe]

bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf

[pinetreewannabe]

for the gays:

these grumpy lil guys just speak to me on a spiritual level

[the-worm-man]

incredible and amazing

[thememedaddy]

[kaijuno]

My dad has bees. Today, I went to his house and he showed me all the honey he had gotten from the hives. He took the lid off a 5-gallon bucket full of honey and on top of the honey there were 3 little bees, struggling. They were covered in sticky honey and drowning. I asked him if we could help them and he said he was sure they wouldn't survive. Casualties of honey collection I suppose.

I asked him again if we could at least get them out and kill them quickly, after all he was the one who taught me to put a suffering animal (or bug) out of its misery. He finally conceded and scooped the bees out of the bucket. He put them in an empty Chobani yogurt container and put the plastic container outside.

Because he had disrupted the hive with the earlier honey collection, there were bees flying all over outside.

We put the 3 little bees in the container on a bench and left them to their fate. My dad called me out a little while later to show me what was happening. These three little bees were surrounded by all their sisters (all of the bees are females) and they were cleaning the sticky nearly dead bees, helping them to get all of the honey off of their bodies. We came back a short time later and there was only one little bee left in the container. She was still being tended to by her sisters.

When it was time for me to leave, we checked one last time and all three of the bees had been cleaned off enough to fly away and the container was empty.

Those three little bees lived because they were surrounded by family and friends who would not give up on them, family and friends who refused to let them drown in their own stickiness and resolved to help until the last little bee could be set free.

Bee Sisters. Bee Peers. Bee Teammates.

We could all learn a thing or two from these bees.

Bee kind always.

[fanby-fckry]

[beardedmrbean]

[catchymemes]

[tryan-a-bex]

I didn’t see this in the notes yet. So. If you crash cars with someone. You stop, you pull over to the side if you can, you don’t leave. If someone is hurt or crying, call 911 or your emergency number. Never hurts to get checked out. You write down the other person’s license plate and car make and model and colour, and get their driver’s license number. You write down what happened and how it happened. If you both can drive and no one is hurt you can go after exchanging information (don’t try to agree on what happened. Don’t make deals with the person.)

When you get home, call your car insurance provider. Describe the damage to your car and any injuries and how it happened. They’ll ask for the info I told you to get above.

You’ll probably have to take your car to a registered provider who can get an insurance approved quote for repairs.

See your doctor if you are still shaky after a couple of hours. Whiplash gets worse for the first few days so you might think you’re fine but when the adrenaline wears off, you’re not. Symptoms include headache dizziness nausea as well as neck and back pain.

If you see an accident happen, don’t leave. Be the one to call the emergency number if people are injured or not getting out of their car and walking around. Give your phone number and name to both people or to the emergency providers and expect a call from the insurance company. They’ll ask you to tell them what you saw. Be honest.

Drive safe out there, and be prepared. You can call your dad later and he’ll be so proud of you for handling it.

[dancinbutterfly]

Note - calling the police is not required

[bulldog-butch]

two points to note, the one thing missing in the first response is you should also try and get the persons insurance company name and policy number if you can. and to the second persons note, if you call 911 for injuries (which you should definitely do if necessary) there’s a good chance the police are just gonna show up too so prepare for that

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

ROTUND

[toonfinch-deactivated20231219]

artistic rendition

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

im actually crying rn thank you so much 

[my-darling-boy]

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

[my-darling-boy]

Like this

[podcastwizard]

in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

[podcastwizard]

life might be better if we could all take a minute out of our day to stop and do a little puzzle

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[ohcitron]

worlds specialist fish