My "People Skills" Are "Rusty"

I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

[godshipsit]

“destiel, but every time they come back to each other africa by toto starts playing” (x)

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

The masterpiece is back

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[femmeidiot]

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[aturnoftheearth]

WE’RE GETTING AN EXTRA HOUR OF DESTIEL LETS GOOOO

[aturnoftheearth]

a go mmmm moo <- i dropped my phone

[anarchapella]

Wait I thought daylight savings ended this year like we aren’t doin it anymore

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

You'd like that wouldn't you anarchist? You'd love it if all the farmers had to go out in the fields while it's still dark and tripped and fell and impaled themselves with their scythes.

[vergess]

Um... do you actually understand what Daylight savings was for?

It was so farmers could GO TO THE BANK IN TOWN WITHOUT USING UP ALL THE DAYLIGHT THEY NEEDED TO TEND THEIR FIELDS.

You stupid fucking idiot. You piss ignorant twat waffle.

Like setting aside the fact that you don't know what anarchy means because you're wallowing in the mud of ignorance with all the glee of a sunburnt piglet.

You also somehow don't know what daylight savings time is either.

That's kind of amazing, really. Imagine being so ignorant about every word coming out of your keyboard, but saying it with such intense certainty.

God, I envy you. The ego you have. I wish that were me.

[aturnoftheearth]

[amisonist]

[shegayonmygirl]

is this both a pun and also fucking loss

[chrispineofficial]

while i can’t in good conscience recommend it watching spn does in fact unlock both the biggest part of the map on ao3 and the funniest part of the map on tumblr

[chrispineofficial]

my good bitch you reblogged the post from inside the house

[artemis-pendragon]

[bloodfreakcastiel]

Boyfriend's first hunt

↳ requested by anonymous

[nicetomeetmew]

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

(source)

[bbcwhereareyou]

This fucking guy.

[lostinhistory]

The funniest response:

[macleod]

[macleod]

[luxion912]

Finding someone that understands The Character™ the same way you do

[mrmeriwether]

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

[mangonetics]

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[prismsgalaxy]

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

[helloitsbees]

Goncharov (1973)

[sharkgirldick]

[drtrinitysantos]

[ublock-origin]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sorry I haven't talked in a while. no you did nothing wrong I just fundamentally lost the ability to connect to all living things by the time I graduated high school for some reason

[louferrignojrofficial]

girl help