like yeah okay

I have two cats

[9birdsinatrenchcoat]

[chronicallyonlinesworld]

[orcboxer]

I like personality quizzes in theory but in practice I just get irritated by the semantic ambiguity of literally every question. "On a spectrum from scientific to artistic what are you" motherfucker I literally wax poetic about the laws of thermodynamics where the fuck does that land on your spectrum

[orcboxer]

"are you more strict or lenient" ABOUT WHAT???

"are you more juvenile or mature" BY WHAT STANDARD???

"are you more red or blue" I'M GONNA FUCK

[memewhore]

[rabbiteclair]

you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither

[why-bless-your-heart]

(via @awesomebutunpractical)

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[tygermama]

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

[defydamage]

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

[quendergeer]

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

[coomed]

*right clicks you and looks through your files*

[starrygatorr]

*all you find is this image*

[signorformica]

Ravi Zupa: Cats matchboxes & prints . A collaboration with Arna Miller • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

[whitepeopletwitter]

[babyanimalgifs]

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

[adz]

no caption can possibly make this funnier

[soulsingerinasessionband]

happy birthday ole worm

[adz]

happy birthday ole worm

[frigbob]

[programmerhumour]

Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels

[paxamericana]

[lucklesslavender]

I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

[shoelace-and-friends]

[yllcm]

if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this

[etherealizing]

[whatagrump]

why the hell did they write it this way

[belovedgoofball]

Do not ask for whom the pussy willow pops. It pops for thee

[oukime]

[br00taldan-deactivated20251021]

20 minutes into “Pokémon and chill”

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

buss it open

[elfvenomm]

I have had enough of this site