A Cover Story

perpetually lying face down

[tombofnull]

Frog.

[tombofnull]

Frog, but now in motion.

[papayajuan2019]

i dont want any more emails

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[eclipxium]

[stuckinapril]

every year the time passes and i say "wow i can't handle the passage of time" and the time continues to pass and the cycle repeats

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[mermen]

add another clove of garlic im not driving

[theburialofstrawberries]

I do. God help me I do

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lucytara]

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

[nastywizard]

[citrusgender]

[45percenterthen]

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

[thepleasuregoblin]

you are all sick in the head

[45percenterthen]

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

[hezenkoss]

i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i'm on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self's ability to read a book a day instead

[noneuclideangarf]

oh to be a rotating garfield plush

[anapplepie]

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

[papayajuan2019]

so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance

[jame7t]

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

[computationalcalculator]

[splend-42]

it's him

the Lemon Demon

[memeuplift]

[blackaquokat]