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[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.

[ok-dingo]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.

[kuvirametalbender]

I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[the-uncultured-lesbian]

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[whateverpersonsstuff]

What if i bite myself die and i get back

[sammy-fight-the-fairies]

Vampire!Dean?

[wienerlicious]

[horanhaze]

[joammanewsom]

best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.

[the-amazing-bambi-man]

[fartinbumberbatch]

#this got better

[remuslu-pin]

no supernatural gif yet

[demonmee]

[snovolovac]

[dinqige]

[beowulfstits-archive-deactivate]

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

[therothwoman]

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

[leda74]

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

[nightmigrations]

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

[slaughtermetals]

there’s so much beauty in the world.

[beeffizz]

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

#the real gay agenda

[sweetsooismoving-deactivated201]

[dinqige]

Jefferson: *walking into a cabinet meeting ten minutes late*

Hamilton: You're late, Jefferson.

Jefferson: I'm sorry, have we started?

Hamilton: No, we were wai-

Jefferson: Then I'm not late.

[dinqige]

Me: I'm a super introverted and quiet person I don't really talk much to ppl I don't know

Person: *mentions my favorite fictional character*

Me: *frantically and loudly speaks about the beauty of that character to a complete stranger for 7478391 hours*

[makeuphall]

Divine! 😍🙌🏻💕 @rija_imran @rija_imran @rija_imran ✨✨✨

[amlforsaken]

[the-introvertedleo]

Same… 😵

[depressionarmy]

[darnkmemes]

[dinqige]

[structureandtacos]

The beginning of the end for Snapchat.

[luunaxrose]

me w my friends