Dionysus

God of Wine, Chaos, Madness, and other things I like

[dionysus-offical]

Yo, what's good, I saw that you mortals on here were being mischievous, and even though Hermes likes his little tricks, it seems more like one big party where you give each other headaches, so now I'm here

[squidiot-official]

Me posting like anyone is gonna see my posts

[fynn-cerulean]

Oh the people will see alright

[dionysus-offical]

@apollo-offical

[dionysus-offical]

*silly dancing*

For you

[pawbeanies]

day 1 of spraying dog medicine on my hands to give the most painful handjobs on the planet earth

[stunningpicture]

My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by

[prospitprinceofhope]

IM GONNA CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dionysus-offical]

[bunneechan]

the image of Robert pulling aside Punch Up to tell him about Toxic is so funny to me because the way Punch Up squared up to that guy was way too arranged for it to be a coincidence

[therealjacksepticeye]

Dick seeking missile

[dionysus-offical]

Me too

[dionysus-offical]

I’m agnostic but when someone ask what religion I believe in I say I believe in Dionysus because it would be sad not to

"Chaos is the natural state of the universe" or something like that, right?

May your next performance influence all who see it

[okdubu]

reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

[leonardcohenofficial]

[off-brand-halloween-ghost]

yk what sure why not.

🥚: scrambled or soft boiled

🥩: rare

🥛: skim

🍷: …not sure. i like mocktails though, so i’d probably like cocktails?

☕: hot chocolate

[crystalline-cheeto]

oh this is kinda fun heh hope you don’t mind me jumping in para ^^

🥚: scrambled with LOADS of cheese or in a cheesy omelet. Basically I can’t eat eggs unless they are buried in cheese lol

🥩: medium rare. preferably with a bunch of fatty bits the fat is the best part

🥛: chocolate. it’s the only way I’ll drink milk. unless I’m dipping a cookie in it

🍷: I don’t drink alcohol because 1. i’m a minor 2. it destroyed my late aunt’s life :D

☕️: hot chocolate also :3

hehe open tags lol

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

🥚: probably hard boiled I guess? I typically eat eggs IN things (e.g. fried rice) so I don’t eat just an egg very often

🥩: medium rare

🥛: I only buy whole milk bc that’s what my parents bought growing up (apparently young boys need the extra fat in whole milk? Or something? And I had a lot of brothers?) and other milk tastes icky and thin to me now lol. Also I just don’t really drink milk but I like to have it around for various uses

🍷: I don’t drink :3 there is a mocktail bar in my town I visit occasionally tho

☕: peppermint tea absolutely SLAPS. Also I recently got an herbal chai type mix from a small business at a local craft fair and boy oh BOY

Tags: @beth-unico-offical @theloverislost @that-one-idiot-11 @actually-a-bread-loaf @andimissmylovergirl and open tags if I forgot anyone :D

[whiteraven-cosmere]

🥚: I do not like eggs unless they are in something else, but I suppose scrambled eggs or deviled eggs would do fine

🥩: Medium rare

🥛: Whole milk, even though I’m partially lactose intolerant

I don’t drink

☕️: I… don’t like tea… :/

Tags: @rainbowkessem @luxthegenderlessblob @purplezrb @evyyy77 @pal-the-theater-creature @easily-spooked @wiseglyphtitan @towel-offical @thornrose3071 @goblin-offical @offical-anon @stormcloud3 @the-stormwagon @perfection-official @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sunflowersandskulls16 @starlightaura @clownfkr420 @yourunusalartist @raynilikescats @yourl0calqueer @jel-e-ton @no-one-offical @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @someoneverypotter @toa-z-tedjam @yourlocalslugslurper @philconnorz @wwwime @randomaddict1 @inthestripclubstraightupjorkinit @sillyluisseraenjoyer @thealphabard @jinxstimebomb @sayahastoomanyblogs

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

🥚:scrabbled

🥩:medium rare

🥛:1%

🍷: vanilla extract

☕️:ALL THE TEA

@leaderofthechildrenofthecreature @rat-jester-offical @rouxls-kaard-official @rouxls-kaard-offical @james-offical

[james-offical]

🥚: fried or boiled, maybe raw but it’s not as good.

🥩: ??? I’ve had bacon, and some sliced ham. Are steaks real? I thought those were just in movies?

🥛: chocolate all the way

🍷: I’ve had overripe grapes and hand sanitizer and can with certainty say I like the grapes more.

☕️: Had “sweet tea” and some given to me by @tea-offical, I think it was pretty good.

@tea-offical @for-sure-not-a-llama @patroclus–offical @man-offical @woman-offical @bob-offical @stardrop-farmer-offical @human-joe-offical @alien-joe-offical

[old-mcdonald-farmer-offical]

🥚: I love a good hard boiled egg in the morning before i tend to the cows

🥩: i dont eat meat due to care for my animals…

🥛: … chocolate milk…

🍷: I’m sober!

☕: chocolate milk…

@poolrooms-offical @blue-offical @evil-bread-offical

[blue-offical]

🥚: scrambled or hard boiled, no pepper, just an illegal amount of salt

🥩: medium - medium rare

🥛: from your average blue milk producing mammals

🍷: I’m a minor

☕️: skullcap tea

@evil-ant-offical @rattmann-offical @trumps-ghost-offical @yaoi-offical @uterus–offical

[trumps-ghost-offical]

ooc

i dont like eggs idrc cow milk, idrc minor milk

i’ll tag my mains mutuals so they can get in on it

@jerseyshoremassacre @dqk-theaceartist @belial-offical

[belial-offical]

MARIORAT ISSAT YOU?! (didn’t know you ran this acc)

Eggs: Poached!!!! #poachedsupremacy

Steak: Steakified (??)

Milk: damp, WITH BISCUITS LIKE A TRUE AMURICAN 🦅🦅🦅

Alcohol: undrunk

Warm drink: nippy’s, put in the microwave for 20secs. Trust, it’s lowkey good!

tagging @aceofpans @ririwithrice @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @windowtoluxus @goblin-offical and @isaisnotstudying !

[windowtoluxus]

eggs: BOILEDDDDD

steak: medium well because i literally get explosive diarrhea when i get medium rare even though it tastes better

milk: ….. i don’t really like milk but i’ll drink chocolate milk🌞

alcohol: i’m like 4 years old but tequila 😍

warm drink: earl grey……. or peppermint hot chocolate (im not british please don’t attack me)

tags @asteroid-fruitcup @can-tab-eater-offical @dr-j-wilson @elvis-official @fbi–offical @fluv0xamine @guobahere @god-offical @head-of-oncology @hekate-offical @homosexuality-offical @period-offical @ponyboy-the-pookie @politic-offical @prophecyhaunted @zyrtecbrainrot

[dionysus-offical]

🥚: Goose, soft boiled

🥩: Brisket

🥛: Men's

🍷: C'mon, easy guess

☕️: Lychee tea

[literal-trans-beans]

NEW SEQUEL FUCK YOU ALL

INCORRECTLY SPINNING CUBE

(sourced from @dailycube)

[communist-usa-real]

10k

[literal-trans-beans]

oh shit i take it back

not again

what have i done

[communist-usa-real]

:)

@real-british-empire @walmart-the-official @non-tyrannical-usa @maryland-officially heyyyyy

[cactus-coder-13]

duality if you see this please no

[live-laugh-lindy]

IF I SEE THIS STUPID CUBE ONE MORE TIME I WILL LOSE IT >:(

it's literally all over my fyp

[lilkitten11]

I HATE THIS THING RAHHHHH

[do-not-u-dare]

NOT AGAIN

WHY IS IT HERE AGAIN

WHYYY

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[avhira]

Awwee

[dionysus-offical]

Blessing this post

[gaytanic-panic]

[epic-hermes-offical]

reblog tthis if you also want an unhealthy amount of asks

[theirisianprincess]

Good for you.

[tomxlol]

Trans rights are human rights

Just trying to get the assholes off my blog

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[nyancrimew]

i think i'll try this tomorrow actually, it can't be that bad, im sure ive made worse cursed foods before

[ratofthedead]

I kinda wan't to try this.... Maybe later... Mayber Tomorrow... or the day after Tomorrow... (i want an english Version of "Übermorgen" like why should i use an entire phrase to say that.... It just isn't effecient!)

[nyx-n-sticks]

Made a whole big thing of this for my friend's birthday, put in so.e edible glitter, and used a variety of sour candy in this.

Don't do this. I was seeing the lights of heaven and almost felt like vomiting on thd side of the road walking home.

[17lemonsunderthesea]

boutta ignore all these red flags and do this real quick...

[17lemonsunderthesea]

Do not, in fact do this.

[aspenindatree]

Oh I am so tempted to do this...

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Don't tell me what to do.

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Chat I have the materials

[the-canis-major]

How are any of you alive?????

—Slimecicle

[fairy-offical]

Lights of heaven?

Wait i gotta try

@angel-offical ima bout to jumpscare u hehe

[angel-offical]

Oh dear

[dionysus-offical]

Do it. Everyone do this PLEASE

[respectissexy]

"I'm no better than a man!" Men being horny for women is also morally neutral. Hope this helps.

[cheshirelipstick]

[adulthumanproblem-deactivated20]

Men being horny for women isn't inherently about power though. Like this is so odd. OP is completely correct and y'all should really acknowledge that yes, straight men being horny for women IS in fact morally neutral

[myboyrozanovv]

Mens attraction being inherently predatory and destructive and needing to be restrained is, in fact, part of evangelical ideology, and i think a number of people have unrecognised evangelical beliefs, left over from their youth or gained from societal permeation of whatever. And maybe they should recognise and critically examine those beliefs. And think a bit about where they got them from, instead of thinking up feminist justifications for them.

[hunter-rodrigez]

"Mens attraction being inherently predatory" is an excuse to pretend men are mindless beasts who aren't in control of their own actions, which by extension also means they cannot be blamed for said actions.

It's "Boys will be boys" taken to the extreme.

It's the attitude that leads to bullshit like blaming rape victims for the way they were dressed.

It's not feminism, it's the exact opposite, it's a fucking scapegoat for the people these "radical feminists" claim to hate.