exhausted

inactive blog

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

me: mom can we stop at that mcdonalds my mom: *keeps driving* me:

[depechepacito]

the domain penis.com is available for two and a half million dollars

[jackiechanadventures]

[melawisteria-deactivated2022071]

HERE. TO SHOW YOU GUYS THAT IM NOT DEAD ON THIS WEBSITE XD

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More active on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/kelly.is.kray

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Original Meme: @ayedah

[bishonenlover]

Mo Dao Zu Shi - episode 05

Bonus:

[soaprock-deactivated20170214]

[egberts]

[shock]

dude i will never forgive craigslist for banning me after i wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but i was so pissed.

[yaboykeiji]

some modern wangxian for your troubles. apologies to lwj for giving him as much detail as wwx;;

Patreon - Storenvy - Commissions

[pukicho]

Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

[trashratofgarbagehill]

You’re really stuck up on this “gamers don’t drink anything” idea huh

[pukicho]

Gamers have cold blood and live in the sand

[unlikecharlie]

[rajvira-deactivated20250815]

Hi, excuse me, I’m ready to be… your wife

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that that US Navy’s submarine periscope controls used to cost $38,000, but were replaced by $20 xbox controllers (x)

[thebootydiaries]

Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!

Dunkin' Donuts Manager: I'm sorry sir we don't open until 5

[futurist]

Atypical (2017—)

[keke-i]

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

[whybray]