Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.
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Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.
CRIMINAL lack of wheelchair Colt in this fandom.
Have yall watched the movie? that man is NOT walking without pain after all that.
My eyes are not cut out for Tumblr's image system because people will post the MOST incredible comics, but my near-sighted ass can NOT, for the LIFE of me, read them on my phone without ending up like this:
And on top of that: when i click on the picture Tumblr goes all funny. Like it thinks me zooming in is an active attempt at murder
a gaggle of goslings because my brain refuses to believe these are all played by the same guy
<redacted as Bloodymary>
Thought this was funny.
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i think if he were to learn anything about the aroace label it would be through his students
Hi it’s me back with another ask :3 how does Grace tell his students about Simon’s accident when he returns to school? Does he give the story willingly, or do the kids badger him about it until he spills? Would his students make cards for Simon? Would Grace collect the cards? What would their reactions be to these young kids presenting them with a colorful array of paper, drawings, and well-wishes?
The kids don't know what happened at first because Ryland left so quickly, but they are eventually told by whatever substitute teacher they have that Mr. Grace's husband was hurt and he's going to be taking some time off to care for him. They don't get much more explanation than that, but the kids do absolutely make Simon get well cards regardless. I imagine Colt probably swings by the school to pick them up (bc Ryland ain't leaving that hospital room until Simon does, and Simon is in there for A While) and Simon Totally Doesn't Cry when Colt drops them off (yes he does. No one's ever given him a get well card and now he has. So many. He's never getting rid of them).
When Ryland does come back to teaching he doesn't tell the kids much else about what happened. Just that his husband was hurt very badly, but he's doing much better now. It's not until Simon is visiting the classroom (not for any specific reason, he just needs out of the house, to not be alone with his thoughts, and the school has been weirdly lax about letting him visit as long as he's not disrupting Ryland's class) where the kids realize exactly *how* badly he was hurt. Bc. You know. Last time they saw him he had two arms, not one. It's a bit of a slap to the face to the kids and a startlingly somber moment, and when one kid is finally brave enough to ask what happened, Simon, realizing he has the opportunity to be the funniest motherfucker on the planet, tells them "eel monster ripped it off."
It's...a weirdly healing moment for Simon.
And for Ryland, too.
It's the first time in a while he's seen Simon smile like that.
The second (enginner/scientist/pilot) backup trio AU
None of you guys are indulging in the possibility of all 3 of them being dragged against their will AND with temporary amnesia so as always i gotta do everything myself/j
Sequel of this post.
To satisfy my need to draw out the different body types Colt and Ryland grew into, I sketched out this really sketchy sketch, you see?? Definitely because of that and nothing else.
I like to think that Grace and Adrian have very similar problems
AU where ryland is a leg amputee (transtibial; below the knee) and when he rescues simon, and sees he’s missing his arm, he almost feels like he’s reliving his own accident. but he puts his feelings aside and saves the man.
simon recovers slowly, at first he doesn’t fully realize his arm is gone. he knows, he remembers it being teared off, but his brain can’t quite make the connection, not yet. and ryland has to watch him suffer the same way he did. has to watch him cry over pain in a limb that isn’t there anymore. has to watch him grunt and swear in frustration as he tries to do things and realizes that his autonomy is gone. yeah, ryland knows that feeling.
one day, he sees simon trying desperately to tie his hair, and failing. ryland slowly approaches. simon isn’t good at accepting help, he says it’s humiliating. i’m a grown man. so ryland’s voice is soft when he asks "can i help you?"
simon nods. ryland grabs the hair tie and push simon’s hair back in a ponytail, making sure he doesn’t hurt him. when he’s done, simon mutters a "thank you" and ryland sits next to him.
a beat goes by before he rolls up his pants, extending his right leg so it’s in simon’s line of sight. ryland watches attentively as simon’s gaze goes to his prosthetic leg and his eyes slowly widen. his mouth opens, but no sounds come out. ryland says nothing; not yet. he bents down and unhooks his prosthetic, exposing his stump. simon’s gaze finally goes up to his face, his eyebrows knitted in both shock and confusion, and ryland smiles.
"look, we match."
oops narrative parallels
Aroace4aroace simon x grace
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