yeah nah

👾

[dittobug]

Pondering making a side blog for vampire posting

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[hesitantlyhappy]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

[dittobug]

AAAAIUUUUUUGHUUGHHHH VAMPIRES ASFALKJ;H;LHSHD;GK;H;HASDFA AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.01

+ honorable mention:

[cupidsncheerios]

god i know most people dislike it but i really really really hope they keep this fuckass narration style for all of lestat’s backstory

“oui, monsieur molloy, i had a stutter and ma famille beat me severely [cut between no less than 7 clips of augustin trying to kill babystat] but maman was zere for me [cut to gabrielle taking care of him but bandaging the wrong unwounded arm] even if she preferred ze books to parenting [cut between scenes of gabrielle, louis, and claudia ignoring him to read] and i remained the Meg of the family [the entire family guy intro plays uninterrupted]”

[coriolanusbutch]

lestat's hair getting longer between season 1 and 2 is so funny to me. do you think louis approached daniel after 1.07 like "daniel, i want to thank you for what you said to me last night about lestat's murder. i have been reevaluating certain events, gaining new, truer perspectives. i feel that i need to tell you, daniel.... i lied to you, and to myself, about lestat's hairstyle. it was longer than i led you to believe, more shoulder length really, though no less seductive.... i want our readers to understand that" and daniel wrote in his notes for lestat "no cunty bob"

[sweet-shut-eye]

Faces in the Crowd

[waystar-royco]

The Vampire Lestat (2026) - Season 1, Episode 1

[nekky-nek]

[endlessnightarts]

welp there's lestat de lioncourt high as balls pissing blood

[skyrigel]

[thesweetiepienovels]

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

[hydrahowl]

i bite you?

Owwww

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

it Hurts

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

[hydrahowl]

[whalewithay]

yellow pikmin are my favorite

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.