This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.
And I just got paid!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.
And I just got paid!
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)
woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true
pls
🌻🌸☀️✨🌈✨☀️🌸🌻
“a period of prosperous personal growth is headed my way”
like = charge
reblog = cast
An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:
Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more.
You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again.
We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue.
Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole. There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough.
You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:
Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind.
We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.
If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to.
You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.
If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise.
Sincerely,
The users of your website.
@staff @support
They flagged this post immediately and I’ve submitted it for review… this is… quite a week.
If you believe these words, reblog it, please. I want this to be right in their face because I couldn’t email them directly.
Animal rant time
(Long post)
To all of the anti-captivity people out there who claim that animals should be free, taken back to the wild, I challenge you with one question- Where is that wild?
Its not in Borneo. Its not in South Africa. Even our oceans are being destroyed.
I am a zookeeper and i would love nothing more than my animals to be in the wild, free. But before that happens, I need them to be safe. And what with deforestation, poachers, climate change and people, there is no more wild anymore.
So I urge you all instead of petitioning zoos and animal care facilities, start by not using palm oil products. Start spreading the word about the rhino plight. Educate yourselves. Stop trying to shut down these places that do good and take good care of their animals and start worrying about the ones left in the wild, because they are the ones in trouble. They are the ones who need help.
Okay, but ask yourself this, what do those animals in captivity do if humans just up and left? Are their sanctuaries self-sustaining, is their food supply going to be continuous? Are those animals going to be able to survive if there was no human interaction?
@dizzyfromlemomade No, it wouldn’t be considered “The Wild”, it would however be a human created self-sustaining environment. The argument does make since considering that with the right global catastrophe like sea levels rising rapidly, an asteroid, solar flare, or I dunno the eruption of a Supervolcano might leave them helpless if the food and water source isn’t sustainable. Yeah, they might get to eat and drink through human intervention, animal species might learn to co-live among us but on some occasions might also experience some form of brutality (how many monkey have been shot down? RIP Harambe). And, then there is what will they do if one day, poof, no human to feed thee on this day.
Do you mean like a game reserve?
Because all current examples like nature reserves aren’t working-
Yellowstone National Park is home to the largest bison population on public land in the United States. Although Yellowstone regulations requ
In Yellowstone, which is exactly what you are describing the human animal conflict is higher than ever.
Cecil was killed by an American dentist, even though he was a protected animal
Cecil the lion was in a protected reserve and he got shot and suffered for hours
Although poaching is down in Kruger National Park, the former hot spot, the overall crisis continues.
Rhinos are continuing to die in protected parks and under 24 hour surveillance
And these are just to name a few examples of human made self sustaining environments that you described.
If any of those natural disasters were to occur anywhere everyone, animals and humans would be in trouble.
In zoos, there are protocols in place for evacuations for most natural disasters.
Harambe is an outlier. It’s tragic what happened to that ape no one is denying that. But if you want to talk brutality- just look to Cameroon.
New trade in lucrative ape skulls and bones stokes fears of annihilation of wild gorilla and chimpanzee populations.
Animal rant time
(Long post)
To all of the anti-captivity people out there who claim that animals should be free, taken back to the wild, I challenge you with one question- Where is that wild?
Its not in Borneo. Its not in South Africa. Even our oceans are being destroyed.
I am a zookeeper and i would love nothing more than my animals to be in the wild, free. But before that happens, I need them to be safe. And what with deforestation, poachers, climate change and people, there is no more wild anymore.
So I urge you all instead of petitioning zoos and animal care facilities, start by not using palm oil products. Start spreading the word about the rhino plight. Educate yourselves. Stop trying to shut down these places that do good and take good care of their animals and start worrying about the ones left in the wild, because they are the ones in trouble. They are the ones who need help.
Okay, but ask yourself this, what do those animals in captivity do if humans just up and left? Are their sanctuaries self-sustaining, is their food supply going to be continuous? Are those animals going to be able to survive if there was no human interaction?
No of course they aren’t self sustaining. These facilities are made to be run by people. If they were self sustaining that would be considered “The Wild” and then we as humans wouldn’t need to clean up our messes. That scenario makes no sense.
Animals in zoos and sanctuaries cannot return to the wild. For whatever reason they are in human care now and it is our responsibility to ensure that they are well taken care of.
There have been many successful conservation stories of being able to release species back into the wild-black footed ferrets, oryxes, and Andean condors just to name a few but on the whole, most cannot return to the wild for a variety of reasons.
Take your pick poaching, the palm oil crisis, the pet trade, habitat loss or humans just being dicks as any of the reasons.
Accredited facilities are making a change for animals in the wild. To my knowledge, not one animal rights group or organization gives a shit about the wild.
As an professional in the zoo field, I can honestly say I would give up my job if it means that all animals would be protected and we didn’t have to help save them. But as it is, we have assholes in charge throughout the world that only see the environment in dollar signs. And until everyone sees the value in a safe earth, I will continue to care for endangered species. I will continue to educate and I will continue to fight for them.
What’s your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true
Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.
This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.
It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today
This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th
Crituitous RP's Followers Giveaway
Hello everyone!
Teovanth the DM here, Dungeon Master for Crituitous RP. This is just a quick video to let you know about a giveaway we’re doing right now!
We have one Legendary Bundle from D&D Beyond that we’re giving away as a Thank You to our community to celebrate our 100 follower milestone on our Twitch channel. We love playing this game, and we appreciate the support we receive weekly during our streams. If you’d like a chance to win this bundle - which is ALL the official 5th edition D&D content to date, INCLUDING the brand new Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes - follow the link in the video description and there will be multiple ways for you to enter and improve your chances of winning.
Thanks again for watching, and thanks for your support!
Contest Link: https://gleam.io/QDWXD/crituitous-rps-followers-giveaway
Crituitous RP's Followers Giveaway
Hello everyone!
Teovanth the DM here, Dungeon Master for Crituitous RP. This is just a quick video to let you know about a giveaway we’re doing right now!
We have one Legendary Bundle from D&D Beyond that we’re giving away as a Thank You to our community to celebrate our 100 follower milestone on our Twitch channel. We love playing this game, and we appreciate the support we receive weekly during our streams. If you’d like a chance to win this bundle - which is ALL the official 5th edition D&D content to date, INCLUDING the brand new Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes - follow the link in the video description and there will be multiple ways for you to enter and improve your chances of winning.
Thanks again for watching, and thanks for your support!
Contest Link: https://gleam.io/QDWXD/crituitous-rps-followers-giveaway
You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN
Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.
Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.
THIS WORKS!!
Doesn’t hurt to try 💕
This is at the San Antonio zoo, deep in the heart of Texas
Friends with benefits gone wrong … || You x Jungkook || Part 1
It was strictly sex and nothing more. (Was it ever really, though…?) Until one of you had to go and break the rules …
angst
To be continued …
Thanks for reading. 💜 If you haven’t already, feel free to check out my Masterlist for more BTS fiction and fake texts.
Everyone who reblogs this before New Years (11:59 PM 12/31/17)
will be given a small art piece based off of their blog! (Well a photo over Tumblr of it but it’ll be good quality)
And I mean EVERYONE as long as it’s before the end date! Reblog fast for cute art things!
let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy
Not a rock THE ARKENSTONE
Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils
#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’ (x)
And one on why not the arkenstone
You’re right. Just get them a ring.
do not get them a ring
Can’t not reblog this again
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
aight
OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
DO IT
WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT
May the Fourth Be With You!
It’s time for Star Wars fans everywhere to celebrate so I’ve got a giveaway for you guys!
There will be one winner.
Prize: - Your choice of Star Wars replica sign from QuestDesignCanada - BB-8 Keychain from Geek Studio - Cantina scent Soy Wax Melts from 42NerdtasticPl (Insta FB Twitter) - Constellation Polo Shirt from WellPlayedClothing - Dual Sabres Umbrella from CassaRaptorCreations†th - May the Force Be With You water bottle - Rey’s Leather Backpack
The Rules:
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Each reblog is an entry so you can reblog as many times as you want. Don’t spam though. That’s mean to your followers :) Likes count as well.
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