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Listen, I didn't cum here to be attacked
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying âmama? Big ball?â
If I were lean down and say âunfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotionsâ she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead âbig ball went night night!â
Please understand when I say âremoved the ball from the premisesâ I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See Iâve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you canât just leave this in the tags etc.
You canât be funnier then me on my own posts, Iâm in tears from laughter
Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like âwell we have ciderâ and she was like âno I donât remember what itâs called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramelâ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like âalright letâs try thisâ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time.Â
And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.
I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted âFALL DRINKâ and my roommates were like â????â so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work theyâre like âFall Drink pls?????â
Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but Iâm very grateful to her.Â
for anyone wondering about proportions/etc hereâs opâs answer from the repiles:
@gaslightgallows I feel this would be relevant to your interests.Â
I donât like caramel but I can vouch for hot chaider being amazing.
Deareat @simonalkenmayer I feel like this is relevant to your interests.
Also, I do something like this in the crock pot with the overly sweet Growers Pumpkin Apple Cider, chai spices, cloves, a bit of orange juice, and some super dry Pinot Grigio.
Mix, heat, and serve on a nippy night best spent cuddled under blankets with a book.
My friend, you have essentially backward engineered a wonderful winter drink from the Stuart period.
White sack wine, cider, spices (clove, cinnamon, nutmeg, mace, ginger) tea, sugar, and if you want it authentic, a bit of cream or whipped egg. All this is brought together in a low temperature and then stewed for a time. It can also be âpulledâ, a process in which one âstirsâ the concoction by using a ladle and pouring it repeatedly from high in the air. Makes it foamy and frothy.Â
Serve warm.
On a cold night, this is a delightful thing. Believe it or not, we also used to make it with a stout beer instead of wine. For a darker richer flavor.
One Black Tea Bag, One Cup Apple Juice, 2tsp butter, 2tsp brown sugar, cloves, cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger to taste will also accomplish something similar (just melt the butter and brown sugar together and whisk them around a pan a bit - donât bother making proper caramel) Make your faux-caramel then you add the apple juice and then the rest; heat it up to a boil then turn off the heat, drop the tea bag in and let it steep for 3 minutes, serve with gingersnaps.
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Started making something similar last year, old cider (Irish, alcoholic), chai tea bags and a mulled cider flavour sachet (sugar, cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg mainly). You donât need caramel because itâs already pretty sweet and lightly boozy! Great with popcorn, banshee bones or Halloween picnmix
Unrealistic polymath genius: has six PhDs.
Realistic polymath genius: just has the one set of degrees, but their bachelorâs, their masterâs, and their doctorate are each in a different field, and theyâd be happy to explain â at great length â how the three relate to one another.
@cellarspider Itâs you.
OKAY SO
My undergraduate degree was in Medieval Studies.
My professional masters degree was in Bioinformatics.
My current PhD studies are in Mammalian Genetics, emphasizing the overall physical structure of the genome.
The PhD and masters are fairly easy to relate to each other: Bioinformatics is a field that develops software and computational methods for examining and understanding biological data. Modern genetics often relies on people with these skillsâwhile many labs can still focus intently on the workings of a single gene, if you want to understand how that gene interacts with the world, you can start generating a lot of data. A LOT. More than it would ever be feasible to process manually.
So, having a background in bioinformatics allows me to focus my work not on single genes, but on how the physical structures formed by DNA affects how genes are used. Thereâs 3 billion letters of DNA in the human or mouse genome, with thousands of genes, with thousands of mutations my project has cataloged, and tens of thousands of structural components to analyze along side them. If you were to randomly test each and every one of those three types of data against each other to blindly search for interactions, I calculated youâd have to run 371 trillion comparisons. My job started by trying to figure out how the fuck to pare that down to something manageable with the computing power I have, and Iâm hopefully about to publish something damn cool on what I found in the process.
So, thatâs genetics and bioinformatics. Sure, those fit together logically.
Medieval Studies, tho
Thatâs where things get interesting. The professors at my university were very careful to teach you about the idea of the âhistorical lensâ. When you read an old text or look at a painting, youâre viewing the subject matter through the lens of your own experiences and presuppositions about the world, and about the time period youâre studying. The person who wrote that text or painted that painting had their own lens, shaped by very different circumstances. Their natural focus is not going to align with your own, and you have to be aware of that. When you start forming ideas about your object of study, you have to ask yourself, âam I seeing what the creator of this piece intended to convey, or am I making assumptions based off of what I want to see?â
In essence, the core of what was taught in that Medieval Studies program was how to think about your own thinking.
And that is so fucking important for good science. âAm I drawing logical conclusions that are supported by the data, or am I just seeing this because I want to see it? Is there some test I can do to check if Iâm wrong?â
Itâs not easy. Sometimes it can be really uncomfortable, in fact. But it leads to more and better results in the long run, because those moments of self-reflection help uncover possibilities that you missed before.
âŠAnd thatâs without getting into the seminar paper I wrote on the medieval understanding and treatment of head trauma, as a case study in the medieval periodâs contributions to the development of science and technology. Because that was also a thing.
Hello, Iâd like everyone to meet one of the most interesting people I know, also Spider please tell everyone about the Medieval Head Trauma paper because itâs fascinating and hilarious.
oh my gosh coming from gallus thatâs saying something, Iâm flattered
OKAY SO ABOUT THE MEDIEVAL HEAD TRAUMA
This post contains Thorâs migraines, Arthurian knights spinning in circles, and the medicinal use of egg whites on your brain. CW for mentions of medical gore and aggressive head bonks, obvs. Also, this is the result of undergraduate research, and should not be considered comprehensive. If you know more, throw it at me. If you have a correction, I will happily take it! And if you can remember the title of that one book I found once in my university library called something like âHead Trauma in World Myths and Legendsâ, TELL ME. I canât fucking find the thing, but I swear it exists.
Also heck my life, Tumblr ate the first attempt at this post. Always write your long drafts on a more stable platform, guys
So. Depending on where and when you lived in western medieval Europe, you might have a very different relationship with the constellation of injuries falling under the category of head trauma. These injuries were either mysterious and beyond the realm of healing, a weird side effect of people not dying so often, or a comprehensible problem that sometimes could be treated by medical and surgical intervention.
A great example of head trauma as mysterious scourge comes from Norse mythology. To cruelly TL;DR a surprisingly hilarious little myth, Thorâs giant-smacking escapades result in a piece of flint getting stuck in his skull. Neither he, nor Sif, nor a witch they call up can remove it. The witch almost manages it, but Thor distracts her at a critical moment, so her magic fails. The myth ends with a moral to the audience: donât throw your flint tools around, or youâll give Thor a migraine. Yes, really.
(personal side note- somebody must be throwing hella flint around today, fuck)
In this story, head trauma is just something you have to live with. Magic might be able to help you, but it failed even Thor, so donât expect better results yourself. And we do have skulls throughout European history that show evidence of lots of people living for years with untreated skull fractures, though with a higher risk of premature death. (One source here, from Denmark, which mixes in some early modern skeletons as well.)
Now, that myth fits the time and place it originated, which is true of stories in general. But one thing you can do in comparative literary analysis is look at the variations between tellings of common stories. And one great mine for this is Arthurian legend. King Arthur and His Circle Bros were popular subjects throughout the British Isles and France for centuries, which one can use to analyze the values, morals and world views of their storytellers.
And also, what happened when you got bonked on the head. See, each storyteller might have their own first-hand experiences with battle, or theyâd have patrons who they wanted to flatter or entertain by incorporating Based-On-A-Shocking-True-Story details into the stories, or they were just paying attention to other storytellers at the time and seeing which action tropes were popular.
So, the early Arthurian treatment of head trauma can be summed up in three words: bonk means death.
But after the late 12th century (which admittedly is where we get a lot of our stories from), head trauma starts to become survivable. And sometimes, itâs weird.
Menâs brains swim like water, and they might fall off their horses. If theyâre not mounted, they might run around in circles and then fall down. What changed?
The bonk protectors changed! the heaume or great helm style was developed, which is more likely to stay on and protect the head from any angle, though itâs vulnerable to transferring the force of downward blows into the head, neck and shoulders. With more people surviving blows to the head, that means more concussions and traumatic brain injury, and thatâs reflected in the stories.
But what about medical textbooks? Well, it probably wonât surprise many to know that western European medical manuals sucked SO MUCH ASS for centuries. The reason why is a rant for another time (and I CAN AND I WILL RANT ABOUT IT), but there was light at the end of the tunnel.
While Western Europe lost almost all Greek medical scholarship and condensed the Latin texts down to near-gibberish, the Eastern Roman Empire had preserved those texts, and the Islamic world had expanded greatly upon that scholarship with their own research and experimentation. During the Islamic Golden Age, traders from Italy brought some Greek and Arabic texts back from the Muslim world, and translations were made into Latin. This gave Italian academics access to a more vibrant and systemic tradition of medical science.
Enter Rogerius, AKA Rogerius Salernitanus, AKA Roger Frugard, AKA Roger Frugardi, AKA Roggerio Frugardo, AKA RĂŒdiger Frutgard and AKA Roggerio dei Frugardi (jfc dude), a surgeon from Salerno (unknown-1195). While surgery would remain a low status profession for centuries, Rogerius produced a well-organized and clearly written surgical manual, the Practica Chirurgiae. This book, I want to stress, is not flawless, especially when it comes to pharmaceuticals. Digging into the German Commission E Monographs (started in the 1970s, which systematized scientifically proven effects of traditional herbal medicines), Rogeriusâ poultices for wounds do fuck-all for healing, but would probably be fantastic for an upset stomach if you ate them.
HOWEVER, the surgical contents of the manual show that either he was working with fantastic written texts at the University of Salerno, and probably had some good first-hand experience with treating head trauma.
The text provides some practical information on diagnosing the kinds of head injuries a surgeon could actually treatâwhile concussion was still something youâd just have to deal with, a bonk on the head can have lots of other bad effects. You can develop a build-up of fluid within the skull (cerebral edema), or skull fracture that can press pieces of bone down onto the brain. Or you could have tears in the scalp, or worse, the protective layer of tissue around the brain itself (the dura mater).
Rogerius lists ways to diagnose edema and closed skull fractures (where the scalp isnât broken but the skull is). He describes surgical techniques that are still the basis of many in use today, for incisions and suturing of the scalp, removal of bone fragments and foreign objects, and relieving pressure on the brain from edema. Yes, that last one involves trepanning, AKA drilling a hole in the skull, and yes, it can actually be life-saving in this particular case.
And thereâs one bit he talks about which I find outrageously cool. See, wound healing has always been one of the biggest problems in medicine, and it was an absolute matter of life and death before the advent of sterile medical technique. Sure, you might be able to clean a wound with some alcohol-based mixture, but that would be disastrous for wounds that pierce through the skull. This probably goes without saying, but pouring alcohol on your brain is very, very bad.
So, what the fuck do you do when you have a patient with a gnarly head wound that exposes the dura mater, or the brain itself? Water isnât clean, alcohol is potentially deadly. How do you wash the wound clean?
Get an egg.
Fresh eggs straight from the chicken are sterile capsules that protect the developing embryo. Theyâre full of liquid-y stuff you can use as a wash! BUT. Rogerius specifically lists egg whites for cleaning head injuries, not yolks. I donât have any scholarship on why, beyond some interviews with a doctor in my family, but our best guess was that the cholesterol in the yolks could be harmful to the brain and dura mater. But the egg whites by themselves? Theyâre almost pure protein, including some anti-microbial factors that help defend the embryo in case germs sneak in.
Overall, itâs a brilliant solution to a thorny aspect of wound care, in a time before germ theory, and centuries before Europe would collectively remember you need to sterilize your medical tools. Fucking! Fresh egg whites! Itâs fantastic.
So thatâs the tl;dr on medieval understanding and treatment of head trauma. A mixture of mystery, medieval pop culture, and medical science. This is the kind of practical history that I found most engaging to studyânot lists of kings, not court politics, not wars, but a small, strange little corner of medical history that tells you more about the life and times of people through the ages.
And thatâs what a lot of modern historical research is actually like! Find a tiny little subject that sparks joy catches your interest, and dive in. I ended up jumping over entirely to biological sciences in my post-grad research, but I donât regret a minute of my undergrad. History in all its crumbly little details is awesome.
Itâs the medieval head injury paper! Summarized beautifully for those of us that donât have the concentration to wade through original sources!
But yeah, it really clear how the skillset of âlook at the data to see what it says, not what you hope it saysâ is extremely applicable across art, history, science and math and thatâs why every real genius Iâve met is interested in a wide variety of topics- the thing youâre actually interested in is the act of learning.
I found this post again, so everyone please congratulate
DOCTOR SPIDER
Upon completion of their PhD and their descent into Baldurâs Gate 3 Madness so Iâve been learning a lot about videogames design and narrative construction im visual media from them too.
I mean. Mediaeval Studies to Bioinformatics also makes total sense: Bioinformatics is multi-disciplinary and involves designing tools to understand large amounts of information (data sets, mostly) from biological sciences that are complex and from sources that donât usually talk to each other. And so on.
Mediaeval studies is multi-disciplinary and involves (among many other things) designing tools to understand large amounts of information from history and archeology (and a lot of the time a bunch of the sciences too) that are complex and come from sources that never talked to each other until some mediaevalist wanted to track sheep across mediaeval Europe (in order to sort out details of the book trade) and realized that while the records were all shite, you could probably do it by genes in the parchment.
So honestly, can totally see that jump quite easily if you happen to gravitate towards the nifty bio aspects.
Average 1776 win
"Through my analysis, it becomes clear that 1776 is, perhaps surprisingly, more critical of its contemporary political system than Hamilton, and as a result, more critical of traditional historical narratives" (Potter, 2023 1).
Link to study here
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980âČs
#oh is it time to repost this susan kare photo again
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This first thing I thought when I woke up from surgery was I am so hungry and I need ramen right now! but the second thing I thought was Oh my god, I'm safe.
I was safe.
I thought about having kids someday, but the thought was always divorced from the concept of having to grow them in my body. Whenever I thought about it, I would either start screaming or my mind would shut down. My worst nightmares featured discovering I was pregnant, and realizing I would have to keep it, and go through childbirth. I was terrified.
I got the surgery, and realized I was safe, and I never had those nightmares ever again. It was like finding out I was bulletproof.
Later, I looked at the broken condom, and I didn't see my life flash before my eyes. I didn't see my hopes and dreams turn to ash as I pivoted all my energy into a child I didn't want. I didn't see a possibility of starvation or homelessness because my already modest income went to a child I couldn't afford. I didn't see my disabled body becoming further disabled, or killed, by a pregnancy that I didn't want.
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not 2 be controversial on main but i think itâs pretty sad the first major generation to grow up online is projecting their adolescent self-hatred onto the âcringeâ generation of tiktokkers
did zillennials seriously spend their youth making OC fanart on devart and livejournal and being told âoh look, they finally emergeâ by their parents whenever they risked leaving their room only to turn around 10 years later and say âewwwh you spent hours cosplaying an OC & learning a viral dance in your bedroom? fuckin cringeâ
likeâŠ.. did we truly lose sight so quickly of how it was to feel young and disconnected and desperate for someone, anyone, to really listen to you? to feel close to you? how quickly have we become jaded to the joys of carefully, earnestly crafting something alone in a dark bedroom and sharing it with the world, hoping for just one other person to say âthatâs how i feel, tooâ? how much must we hate our younger selves in order to blame the teenagers of the world for creating costumes and dances and dreams for themselves???
when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever
Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I canât stand up Iâm gonna fall over. Shit I havenât eaten in like 23 hours. Damn Iâm thirsty, maybe I shouldâ fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didnât eat, right. Itâs WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, havenât eaten and Iâm dehydrated⊠fuck I still gotta pee
*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:
Koi Pond Cross Stitch Pattern // Kamidake
Heâs getting too powerful!
I love him so much for eating it though
the lil happy face and nod he makes at the end of it makes my day
I canât be the only person that sees a video with chocolate in it and immediately says: âOkay - whatâs this asshole making todayâŠâ
The truth is most people think being disabled is a death sentence but instead of advocating for disabled people they r convinced that theyâll never become disabled as if being disabled is some biblical punishment. Guess what? Accidents happen. You will get old and your body will stop working like it used to. Imagine if we live in a world where disability is seen as normal. Where we actually take care of each other.
Also I donât think we have as many abled body people in the world as we think. I think many people are so terrified of being disabled that they r willing overwork themselves to prove they can do it. Many people deal with chronic pain and physical health issues in silence. Because they donât want to be burden. I think we should be burden to each other and i think labor should be shared.