i love criminal minds

going a bit insane about cm rn

[doctor--reid]

previously toyatenmacanon

hello hello!!! im evan, i go by they/he and im an enboy, also aroace (probably demiro??? idk) and gay !!! uhm

i post random shit on this blog such as: random ass posts, reblogs, my creations, things i write, and my little guys. ill also post about my fandoms occasionally!

my current fandoms : newsies, ride the cyclone, falsettos, marvel, dc, scott pilgrim, atla, criminal minds, pjsk, spn, baby driver, doctor who, sfth, harry potter

about writing!! the fandoms i write for are: harry potter, ride the cyclone, newsies, marvel, dc, atla, criminal minds, and spn!

info about current fic projects under the cut ^^

feel free to interact!! esp mutuals and people who follow me, yall r epic!!!

heres some tags of mine and what they mean:

evan wont shut up: posts i talk in (or rbs where i yap in the tags too much)

evans epic musical ever: posts that mention my musical (that i lowk am not working on anymore)

evans brain shat an au out: i talk about aus for my favorite media (specifically ones i made)

rebloggie: reblogs

evans favorite dog ever: my dog lucy <3

evans children: my ocs

evans friends tag: my friends :D

evans epic story ever: stuff about the original universe im writing (lowk not working on this either)

the worms in evans mailbox: asks (im sorry for calling you guys worms but its funny)

anon friend: anonymous asks

evans tv rambles: long posts about stuff ive come up with for my tv show! (mainly abt characters)

evans epic art ever: my art :3

ill add to this whenever i get a new tag

well, anyway. welcome to my blog!

links: ao3, strawpage, oc masterlist, tbc...

current main wips:

i feel like im losing (myself) / f-a-m-i-l-y series: after both the bau and the winchesters mistake a regular ol kidnapper for their guy (who is actually a vampire), spencer (who of course got kidnapped) ends up tangled up in both the federal and hunter worlds somehow

know-it-all's: a new agent has joined the bau. turns out, shes almost nearly as smart as spencer, thinks in a different room from the box, and is comically deadpan. the whole bau falls for her in different ways

someone new: astronomy professor sinistra calls apon her star student, juno ramones, known weirdo to tutor cedric diggory, hogwarts resident it boy. the two hit it off and their relationship grows throughout the year

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

[doctor--reid]

hey guys why is my one spn post getting popular again. can someone stop it.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[phantomrose96]

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

[pendragyn]

it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it

but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.

[triflesandparsnips]

Reblog if your ask box is open.

[starlightinthesun]

Here is a little Ryland Grace edit I cooked for possible propaganda, because his life and the Sexyman finals are a drag path.

VOTE RYLAND GRACE

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[theradioghost]

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

[theradioghost]

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

[doctor--reid]

funfact i think i would love to have a rp blog but the only reason i dont do it is bcs theres too many and i couldn't handle the multiverse shenanigans there

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (1/3)

James (Pokémon)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onJul 13

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 13

[ducksoup17]

hey now that it’s disability pride month can you please remember to include people with Down syndrome and other chromosomal defects into your activism. they’re so often left behind. I literally never see anyone spreading Down syndrome awareness that isn’t close family of someone with Down syndrome. They exist and they’re living breathing humans who deserve just as much activism as every other disabled person

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[terrymidfield]

Sometimes a road trip is just you, your best friend, two girls you picked up on the side of the road, a Russian man that's following you and a confusing number of briefcases.

[notbecauseofvictories]

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

[notbecauseofvictories]

fellas, they’ve done it again

[notbecauseofvictories]

me, weeping openly: potato

[notbecauseofvictories]

DEFECTOR HAS TAKEN UP THE MANTLE

[carryingthebranner]

when are they gonna switch clothes

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[the-blood-son-robin]

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

[reality-of-prime]

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

[polockski]

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[bugwolfsstuff]

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

[random-indian-girl]

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

[thatchaoticbookworm]

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

[miasago]

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

[fancysheepnacho]

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

[coffee--spill]

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

[your-local-blackhole]

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

[th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs]

Banana plushie

@fische--bowwl bro my only @

[the--divine--machine]

UHM cast iron skillet full of oil and rubber

Open tags idk

[teapotsoffcialyup]

my water bill

TAKE IT PLEASE PLEASE

@bacone-official @genderqueer-offical @coffee--spill @andromeda-offical @thegayriley @waiter-offical

[bacone-official]

american idiot album by green day

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical @coffee--spill @coffee-shop-offical @skyan-official @cranberry-branflakes @chartreuse-official

[dying-pen-offical]

A pillow! ^^

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else?

[sacabambaspis-offical]

My Poseidon keychain

Bake his ass

@ieatmacbooks @aciddbandyeentrio @a-lil-bit-weird @killer-offical @kirapjo0818 @touakicatsss @stawpicouldadroppedmacroissant @snail-offical @singapore-offical @anonmous-offical @duckofmisfortuneoffical @faefyre01 @im-bad-at-names-okay @your-boy-story @unliterary-nonsense @thegayoverlord2763 @normal-offical @official--offical @rocket-surgeon-offical and anyone I missed and open tags :D

[unliterary-nonsense]

I got my ripoff yosuke hanamura nui keychain, I am NOT baking my son.

@differentsublimephantom @scribl @a-lil-bit-weird @honeystarberry @mr-showtime-17

[a-lil-bit-weird]

my half eaten sandwich

I don't think y'all would want that

@touakicatsss I have like 4 moots I still talk to and you mentioned 3/4 of them, DOODLES >:[

[touakicatsss]

Doodles has actually been online it’s shocking

My sweater? Uuuuhhhh idk

@mystery-the-pupp3t @vinnieairhead @vividnightsystem @starryvbs2500 @strawberryfairyflower I’m to lazy to tag💔

[doctor--reid]

toilet paper.