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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
do yoo evew say someting and den tink โwow dis isnโt even a bit!! im just wike dis UwUโ
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.
โWorld Heritage Post
One of my favorite linguistic phenomena isย rebracketing, which is when a word or words is/are redivided differently, either two words becoming one, one word heard as two, or part of one word interpreted as part of the other.ย This frequently happens with articles, for example:
apron was originally napron, but โa napronโ was interpreted as โan apronโ
newt comes from ewt by the same process
In the opposite direction, nickname comes from Middle English nekename which in turn came from ekename (an ekename -> a nekename) where โekeโ was an old word meaning โalsoโ or โadditionalโ (so basically โan additional nameโ)
ammunition comes from an obsolete dialectal French amunition, which came from munition, the phrase la munition being heard as lโamunition.
the nickname Ned comes from Ed, via โmine Edโ being heard as โmy Nedโ (in archaic English, โmyโ and โmineโ had the same relationship as โaโ and โanโ), same with several other nicknames like Nell
The word โorangeโ ulimately derives from the Arabic nฤranj, via French โorangeโ, the n being lost via a similar process involving the indefinite article, e.g., something like French โune norangeโ becoming โune orangeโ (itโs unclear which specific Romance language it first happened in)
in the Southern US at least (not sure about elsewhere), โanotherโ is often analyzed as โa notherโ, hence the phrase โa whole notherโ
omelet has a whole series of interesting changes; it comes from French omelette, earlier alemette (swapping around the /l/ and /m/), from alemelle from an earlier lemelle (la lemelle -> lโalemelle)
Related to this, sometimes two words, especially when borrowed into another language, will be taken as one.ย Numerous words were borrowed from Arabic with the definite article al- attached to them.ย Spanish el lagarto became English alligator.ย An interesting twist is admiral, earlier amiral (the d probably got in there from the influence of words like โadministerโ) from Arabic amir al- (lord of the ___), particularly the phrase amir al-bahr, literally โlord of the seaโ.
Sometimes the opposite happens.ย A foreign word will look like two words, or like a word with an affix.ย For example, the Arabic kitaab (book) was borrowed into Swahili as kitabu.ย ki- happens toย be the singular form of one of the Swahili genders, and so it was interpreted as ki-tabu.ย To form the plural of that gender, you replace ki- with vi-, thus, โbooksโ in Swahili is vitabu.ย The Greek name Alexander became, in Arabic, Iskander, with the initial al- heard as the article al-.
Similarly, the English word Cherry came from Old Norman Frenchย cherise, with the s on the end interpreted as the plural -s.ย Interestingly enough, that word came from Vulgar Latinย ceresia, a feminine singular noun, but originally the plural of the neuter nounย ceresium!ย So a Latin plural was reinterpreted as a singular in Vulgar Latin, which in turn was interpreted as a plural when borrowed into English!
The English suffix -burger used with various foods (e.g., cheeseburger, or more informally chickenburger, etc.) was misanlyzed from Hamburger as Ham-burger, itself from the city of Hamburg
This can happen even with native words.ย Modern Frenchย once is used for the snow leopard, but originally meant โlynxโ.ย In Old French, it wasย lonce (ultimately from the same source as lynx), which was reinterpreted asย lโonce!ย In English, the word โpeaโ was originally โpeaseโ, but that looked like it had the plural -s on it, and so the word โpeaโ was created from it. ย Likewise, the adjectiveย lone came fromย alone, heard as โa loneโ, but alone itself came originally fromย all one.
When I was a kid, I used to wonder who the heck was Ollie and why are his ocks in free?
artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning
she hugs her own foot like itโs a stuffed animal iโm gonna throw up
The Headlines of 2020
LaVonteโs response to being called gay definitely feels like a man from the 80s, especially from the toxic American Psycho business world. The homophobia of the era, the lack of social acceptance, the HIV/AIDS epidemic being referred to publicly as โthe gay plagueโ โ it would have been social suicide especially in the conservative environment of Reagan/Bush 1-era America. His denial seems like a snap reaction out of fear of being discovered. Because itโs not that LaVonte is outright homophobic; he expresses no issue with Madelaineโs sexuality or Maya and Ameliaโs. And it goes without saying Lou has no issue playing a queer character. Remember when Squakโs bisexual ass seduced Theodore and Jeremy Renner and couldnโt stop talking about how hot Andhera was? So, by process of elimination, we can conclude itโs internalized homophobia. Whether he and HJ are together romantically isnโt the point; itโs the insinuation that they have an intimate relationship beyond business partners being spoken about openly, even though their behaviour and words make it clear their relationship does go deeper than that.
I do hope this is a characterization Lou continues to explore. I think itโs interesting seeing someone who should be in his sixties/seventies deal with the trauma afflicted on him from the era in which he was embraced as a vampire. Thereโs something compelling there.
this meme is so niche
im so fucking stubborn
michael what the fuck.
no its one of my fancy pencils :)
the end cap comes off :)
oh lard
my son he is sick he has every disease
we are nearing peak deviancy
happy back-to-school day
im so clever that its sickening
if i breathe wrong i'll lose him
it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes
at what point does this stop being a pencil
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๐จ๐ณ๐ฅ โฉ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธLetโs give the year of the SNAKE ๐๐๐ a โ๐ผHANDโ๐ผ-felt ๐๐ผ goodbye ๐๐ผ๐๐ฆ๐ and get our HANDSโ๐ผ๐๐ผ on more ๐๐ of that ๐ฏโฉdyNASTY ๐ D ๐๐this ๐๐ผ yearโผ๏ธ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ ๐จ๐ณ๐ฅ โฉ๐ฎ๐๐จ๐ณ๐ฅ โฉ๐ฎ๐
[Image of text saying,
Some AAVE speakers pluralize 'child' as 'childrens'. People get racist about this ("It's already plural!"), but 'children' actually comes from Middle English speakers doing the same thing: slapping their plural marker on word already pluralized by an extinct plural marker.
To oversimplify: in Old English, 'childer' ('ฤildra') was the plural of 'child' ('ฤild'). Middle English developed an '-en' plural marker, which we see in 'oxen'. Instead of updating to 'childen', people slapped their preferred '-en' onto the end of 'childer' - so now we have 'child-er-en'. AAVE carries on this tradition with 'child-er-en-s'.
"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.
End ID.]
does anyone know why this happens ?
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make this poll look like half of a tree
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is it culturally appropriate to say โhere comes the airplaneโ to your baby if you had twins
there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting
oh do I have the game for you
I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.
and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.
surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.
oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours
I was disappointed there weren't more levels, so I made them! The creator's code was under CC Share Alike, so I moved a copy to my website, rustled up 40 new categories, and added buttons so you can generate smaller puzzles!
Check it out! More levels!
does anyone know what species of microorganism this is
Were there ominious signs that you found comforting?
I love signs that warn of danger, firmly. Not necessarily scaring you, but those that are scared for you.
Angel that can only appear in signs trying to keep somebody alive
Hi uhm attempted fanart of your guy (first one based off โstop (all way)โ signs, second sign is based on this sign)
Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice