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everything changed when cheesy fries attacked but i believe a diet coke can save the world dorothy; 22 from the philippines multifandom / in10s shipper

[mouchiruart-blog]

sasuke business au because suits are my weakness

[dymx]

Morning routine

I found this looking through my hard drives trying to figure out where I saved all my smut fanart……………

Btw, follow my new ig: itsdymx

[sellechu]

[wloppi]

Drawing her brings me so much happiness 

[yourstarboymedo]

This is the best Marvel edit I’ve ever seen WOW!! ❤️

[doggonedarling-deactivated20190]

I love this with all my heart ❤️

[sleepygrimm]

Yeah!!! 😎

[amyadamses]

As far as I can tell, there is no plan or pattern to the universe. It’s just chaos. I’m sorry. Maniac (2018)

[sakuraraiuchiha-deactivated2018]

You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free.

[dor0thea]

What do you think about the Pein x Skura ship then? I have a really...uhm... weird hc about them being 4000 years old immortal gods AND siblings. And they're madly in love with each other (I know.) And the Akatsuki is the gang protecting the beloved sister (secret lover). In some circumstances(i dont know how) her body falls apart but Pein saves her. What the hell is wrong with me english is not even my first language but I just had to tell this. Please just... don't judge me. I judge myself.

Oh, no judgment here, my friend. Although watch out for the next part of my GIF series, I’ll totally include this ship hahaha. But like I said, to each his own!! I have some pretty crazy hc also. I mean, I’m such a sucker for Sakura being Akatsuki’s golden girl! And Itachi being the Possessive!Lover and all that jazz. Soooo, I totally get it. You don’t need to feel weird about your likes and kinks. We’ve all got them!

[lifeinpoetry]

You raise your hand over my body & ask, where does it hurt? But I can’t say, everywhere. I can’t say, it hurts everywhere I’m touched. I can’t say, touch me every -where. Please.

— Chelsea Dingman, from “Accident Report: After the Baby Dies at Birth,” published in Bennington Review 

[fineillsignup]

Some SasuSaku art by Goose, reposted with permission for day 1 of MultiSaku Month.

[dor0thea]

Naruto Pairings in a GIF / Part III

The third part of my gif series for Naruto.

Part I

Part II

On to the fun part.

Rin x Kakashi

Why these two? Well, for the angst, Karen! Keep up!

Tsunade x Sakura

I mean, go ahead. By all means.

Orochimaru x Ino

The mental image is rather nasty, if you ask me. I’d rather stab my eyes than sit through anything vaguely romantic or sexual about this two. Gal pals/rivals though??? NOW I FUCKS WITH THAT

Hinata x Konohamaru

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I dig MiddleAge!Hinata with Adult!Konohamaru. I sense some stealing of wives could be in the works for this ship.

Danzo x Tsunade

Bury this deep the fuck down. Danzo is just one ugly fucker. I don’t like him with anyone at all.

Itachi x Sasuke

Ya’ll insane for this. But...

Kabuto x Sakura

Huh. I’d rather not acknowledge the existence of this pairing because Kabuto is a slimy ass mfer. He should just stay away from everyone. Pretty much like Danzo.

Konan x Itachi

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Some Akatsuki drama with this pair! I dig this. Can you just imagine the sexual tension AND psychological warfare with these two? I can.

Sasuke x Naruto

I find liking this it at one point. Until I realize my main OTPs and I just...*screams hysterically*

[dor0thea]

Naruto Pairings in a GIF / Part II

Part I of this series. Again, just me relaying my reactions to the pairings I’ve encountered in the years I’ve been with the fandom.

On to the fun part.

Naruto x Sakura

I mean, they look cute. But.. I don’t know, you guys. Feels kinda like incest.

Itachi x Kakashi

Jesus. The sex must be intense with this two. Although I fancy me some Virgin!Itachi with SexGod!Kakashi. My inner slut sensibilities are satisfied.

Sakura x Danzo

This is all kinds of level of what the fuck. This should be buried underground. Never to see light. Ever.

Sakura x Madara

Oh God. I don’t know why I’m so attracted to this pairing. Especially set in the Imperial Japan era. Hella sexy, if you ask me.

Hinata x Kiba

Uh. Cute. But uh... idk. Doesn’t really feel right.

Shino x Ino

How the fuck did this even come about? I’m so confused. It’s like eating jalapeños together with, idk?? Dirt??? That’s how absurd this pairing is to me.

Rin x Obito

Not a favorite but they’re rather adorable together. I fucks with this.

Kakashi x Tsunade

Oh hell yeah. This pairing has potential. I mean, imagine the bedroom shenanigans, guys!!!!!

Deidara x Sakura

I actually never thought I’d like this but somehow they work. Like, am I weird???

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Any other pairings you guys want me to react to?

[dor0thea]

Naruto Pairings in a GIF / Part I

I’ve grown up with Naruto and I have been in the fandom since I was a kid. Naturally, I’ve encountered a lot of pairings in the years I’ve been with the fandom. Here’s my attempt at relaying my various feelings and reactions regarding these ships. And all with a GIF no less. Disclaimer though that these are entirely my own tastes; I respect everyone else’s and have no problem if you disagree. To each his own 😉

Now on to the fun part.

Sasuke x Sakura

This is like, hands down, part of my top OTP of life. I fucking love this ship. I will go down with this ship. Drag me to hell with this ship, I don’t even care.

Naruto x Hinata

I super love these two. Hinata is just the perfect calm to Naruto’s wildness.

Sai x Ino

I like that these two got together. Didn’t see it coming but a lovely surprise nonetheless.

Shikamaru x Temari

I could see the reason why they’d be good together.

Shikamaru x Ino

The ship that should’ve been, really. Why the fuck didn’t this happen??????

Kakashi x Sakura

One of my guilty pleasures. Ya’ll can’t fault me because Kakashi is one sexy motherfucker. I’m an absolute sucker for Grownup!Sakura with Hesitant!Kakashi. I fall for every fic where Sakura knows what she wants but Kakashi is all RULEeSs!!¡¡

Tsunade x Orochimaru

This needs to be hidden away. Like..just no.

Sasuke x Hinata

Idk where the hell this came from. Like why even??????????

Sakura x Itachi

Oh sweet baby Jesus. Is it just me or this ship would have been such an interesting thing to witness if it ever happened? I absolute adore the possibilities with this ship. Clueless!Itachi and Persistent!Sakura, anyone?

Tsunade x Naruto

It’s like dating your grandmother! NO.

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For Part II of the GIF series, click this.

[dor0thea]

Harry Potter Pairings Reaction GIFS Part I

A noble attempt at explaining my experiences and reactions to the different pairings of Harry Potter with a GIF.

So for the first half, I’ll be doing my OTPs while the other half will be of other pairings I’ve encountered of the years. Let’s see how this’ll go.

OTP:

- Draco x Hermione:

The OTP of my fucking life. No words for how much of a fan I am of this pairing. Fight me.

- Ginny x Harry

What can I say? This ship seems pretty much inevitable.

- Pansy x Harry

Unexpectedly liking how this can be possibly the foil ship to Dramione. I imagine Harry Potter sitting his Chosen One ass the fuck down because Pansy says so.

- Theo x Harry

The sass from this ship is just perfect. Always reading a Sassy, Lone Theo with a Clueless, Persistent Harry—so fucking adorable I love it.

- Tom x Hermione

So much DANGEROUS SEXUAL TENSION. Usually the smut for this ship is fucking filthy. Love it. Secretly. In the dark.

Other pairings:

- Ron x Hermione

I’m sorry, I really can’t with this ship. Like I tried but. Just. No.

- Fred x Angelina

Cute but at the same time, SO SAD BECAUSE DEAD FRED.

- Voldemort x Bellatrix

Jesus Christ, that shit is revolting. Imagine the sex, guys. Actually, does Noseless!Voldemort even have a functioning penis, even?

- Theo x Narcissa

Interesting... kinda iffy but it has its moments.

- Fenrir x Hermione

The question really is...why the fuck even? God Lord, scrub my eyes with acid please.

[notinsufferable]

Draco: I promised Hermione we wouldn’t do anything stupid!

Harry: Why would you lie to your wife like that?!

[notinsufferable]

Hermione: [on the phone with Draco, who is new to muggle technology]

Hermione: What happened?

Draco: I'm mostly confused. I'm not sure how orange correlates with black in a way that's new.

Hermione: Step away from the Netflix.

[thatbabefiona]

Papa Sauce debating whether he should wake up his wife to “talk about things” you know like…. *cough* clan stuff *cough*