Dorohedor-hoe

Hi, my name is Emma|28|she/her|goblin bisexual| don't really have a theme and don’t tag so follow at your own discretion thanks! 😌king’s jester👑🦇I will eat death✅

[slitherpunk]

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

[wilczymotyl]

The more boys you add to a story the more yaoi situations you're able to produce.... Something to consider

[dotsypopsiclestick]

What does it mean when you separately text 3 friends the same thing and they all leave you on read? Am I more of a loser than I thought? Are my friends only friends with me out of pity? Was my text weird or something??? Feeling very neglected at the moment

[liberalsarecool]

People in the US without papers are not criminals.

Trump is a criminal. A lifelong criminal.

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[shinigami-social]

Made a painting of all of us “Holding Hands” <3

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

oh my fucking god who cares about men who caresssssss

[vmkhoneyy]

it’s really so silly bc when I was a very sad teenager I dreamed of my adult life as this beautiful, easy thing where I dance in my kitchen and have game nights with my friends and I travel around to see the world and I create things left and right and I follow my heart and find a community that welcomes me readily as I embrace them

And then I grew up and it turns out the world is going to shit and there’s a class war everywhere and my livelihood is under constant threat because I wasn’t lucky enough to be born into generational wealth and climate change is coming fast and god, the powerful are so selfish and and and- and yet, I do still dance in my kitchen. Sometimes my cat asks to be picked up and I sway around in a made up waltz with her tucked into my arms. (This is one of her favorite activities)

I play card games and gossip and watch movies with my friends every few Saturdays even though we’re all overworked and exhausted. i create things in the pockets of time between sleep and work and sometimes I create while I’m at work and I race home to finish it with a childlike sort of excitement. I’ve seen very little of the world but it’s still more than most of my family has. and these things are still just as wonderful as I dreamed they’d be, it’s just that they’re grounded firmly in a reality that’s harder to thrive in.

it makes me sad, because I feel like a lot of people are grappling with how much more difficult it is these days to create a life you survived for. And it can feel sometimes like it was all for nothing- all that stubborn determination to stay alive and keep trying, keep going got us to a world on fire, with all the folks who could do anything about it shrugging and saying no, nothing can be done, it’s too late, it’s just how things are.

Except it isn’t. There will always be dancing, there will always be companionship, there will always be room for hope. It’s never useless to hope for a better life. It’s never useless to believe it can be.

My teenage self wasn’t wrong about that.

[still-nix-d-goffic]

Ads and commercials have always been kind of dystopic in an uncanny kind of way but they're really freaking me out these days.

The better health commercials- "you can't escape your crappy job, try talking to us!"

That's not funny. Also isn't it sad that most people don't really seem to have close friendships anymore and that you're selling the friend experience more than a doctor one because you can't actually fix anything?

The progressive commercial- "you should go on vacation; what's a vacation? ... I don't know I've never been on one either"

That's not funny. That's fucking awful. Can't you see that's not a fucking joke??

The e-banking app- "how much did I spend on groceries this month? 500?? -hey dad can the guys stay for dinner? - NO!"

That's not funny! THATS NOT FUNNY! It's not funny that we're not "a village" anymore. That we're not "the land of plenty" any more, that we're not the "open table" of a country we claimed to be for so long! It's not funny it's not funny it's not funny!!!!

[whumpster-fire]

And the big reason it's not funny when corporations use this in advertisements is:

Gallows humor ain't fucking funny when it's coming from the guy wearing a black hood with his hand on a lever.

Like fuck you, your CEO makes millions of dollars and your spending more money than I'll ever see in my life to pay other corporations whose CEOs also make millions of dollars to write / produce / display ads fucking gloating about you and your cronies plunging the world into poverty to line the pockets of investors. If I see an ad doing that shit, your company is going straight on the "boycott if at all possible" list.

(and no, "Oh no, we had to lay off 3000 people because the public is too poor to buy our product anymore!" does not count as the poor widdle corpo also suffering from the ruined economy)

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

[atomic-waste-of-time]

tumblr seems to be the only place these two are respected

[alcego]

Remember when layoffs were embarrassing for the company because it meant they were failing and not an acceptable business model

[magicratfingers]

[masochisticfuckhole]

It is important to fetishize all sorts of pathetic boys

[no1knowz]

Girl are you okay you're posting about how pleasure and pain and inextricably linked again.

[lucy-harker]

NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon

[ozempicofficial]

Finally they’re starting to ask the right questions and figure out how real communism works 💖

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"how would collections work"

they literally think that we're gonna take everybody's stuff, put it in a pile, & divy it back up

[themainspoon]

Under Commulism you'll be forced to start collecting some shit that doesn't fucking suck at gunpoint.

[drtanner]

To answer the fucking question for anyone wondering:

OP's Funko Pop collection is personal property. This is property that belongs to you, for your personal use, like your toothbrush, the home you live in and the clothes on your back.

This is different from private property, which is property that you own exclusively for the purpose of profiting from it, e.g., a factory or restaurant that you own, land that you're using as a resort, homes that you own only to rent out or sell, etc., and this is the kind of property that communism seeks to eliminate. OP's concern is that their Funko Pop collection might be mistaken for private property, as people often collect things like Funko Pops just to sell them for profit at a later date, rather than to enjoy them for their own sake.

Capitalists and their supporters have a vested interest in deliberately conflating these two types of property, for the purpose of being able to scare the shit out of people who hear that private property will be abolished under communism and think we'll all be forced to share a toothbrush after the revolution.

(There's also public property, which is property that is communally owned, but that doesn't apply here, lmao.)

So yeah! Not an unreasonable question, honestly.

[slaughter-kin]

he’s my husband

[nothazellevesque]

The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king

[lady-sapphyre]