Shixiong has gotten sooo much stronger since he started cultivating the crooked path. Like he said Shifu's teachings were only holding him back when he killed him, and like eeeh it's kind of awkward (RIP Shifu) but... yeah? Adds up? I mean he's the best evil Shixiong ever and always has been but OMG you guys he was never this good at fights before he abandoned righteousness and started using the sect's forbidden techniques. Plus his eyes glow now and it is such a good look on him, I cannot oversell it! So hot. The other day when he was trying to rip out my heart I was seriously swooning, like I probably would have lost that fight if I was at all mediocre. Every time we meet he gets thiiis 🤏 much closer to actually ending my life. I am so excited to see what new powers he unlocks as he discards the last remnants of his restraint and proceeds further down his dark road! I just wish he would still stay at the sect instead of disappearing all the time, I miss watching him sleep after he used to get all tuckered out from his schemes. #myshixiong #blessed
Horrible news chat, it seems that cultivating the crooked path isn't just making Shixiong rly cool & sexy, it's also steadily destroying him from the inside out! 😨
Okay phew false alarm. I asked the sect elders about it more and it seems like it's more of a metaphorical thing, like they just mean he's rly evil and the heavens will shun him, which duh I already knew that!
My shishu was like, don't ever use the forbidden techniques (he's been trying sooo hard to pretend he's Shifu, but he does NOT have the beard for it) (RIP Shifu) but like, idek know how, I've never been good at learning techniques anyway. I mean it would probably make Shixiong suuuper pissed if I did so it might be worth trying if he ever started ignoring me, but he's been visiting a lot! 🥰🥰🥰
Uuuuugghhhh so some other guy has been trying to destroy the sect lately and it's sooo annoying. Yesterday he tried to declare himself my greatest enemy like stfu I don't even know you. Rude. He kidnapped Shixiong's ex-GF on his way out though so I'm gonna go chase him down. Maybe Shixiong will turn up!
Shixiong didn't even turn upppppp ugghhhh that was soooo boooring. Uuuughhhh that fight took forever.
Then it was sooo awkwarddd, Shixiong's ex-GF gave me like this sword tassel like I KNOW that she's got a crush on me but I thought I made myself clear in the village at the base of the mountain, but she was all 'someday when this wretched world finally knows peace perhaps we can be together' and like??? No???
IDEK with her but I still put the tassel on my sword. She made it ages ago and I'm pretty sure she was gonna give it to Shixiong and he might recognize it and then get so mad he does that move where his dark energies rip up his clothes, heehee!
Chasing Shixiong through the desolate wasteland!! He kidnapped his ex-GF right after we managed to return to the sect. We're having such a good time! ❤❤❤
Oops.
Okay so Shixiong's ex-GF is uh. Pretty dead, looks like?
Yeeeah that might have been my bad. I wasn't really paying all that much attention to her safety while I was fighting Shixiong, and I don't think Shixiong was either, and then for some reason she like... rushed in between us? Or maybe she tripped??? But she like got RIGHT in there and then Shixiong's dark energy tendrils hit her and I couldn't cancel my thousand sword strike in time so uh.
I mean she left a surprisingly intact corpse? Like mostly she just seemed to bleed from the mouth a bit I thought maybe the attacks had missed her because she should've been PASTE if they both hit but nah. Guess her cultivation was good enough to keep her in one piece? Anyway it was rly awkward for the last bit because I was just standing there and Shixiong was just standing there and I guess probably one of us should have like, cradled her dying body or something but idk I thought Shixiong was gonna do it, and I think maybe he thought I was gonna do it, so then neither of us did it and she just sort of coughed in the dirt and said some stuff about the price of resentment & vendettas. And then she died.
Guys I think Shixiong's rly sad. He didn't even try to fight me again he just sat down next to his ex's corpse and stared off into the middle distance. Like not like his usual stare off into the middle distance either. He even dropped his cool new evil sword.
Shixiong yelled at me when I tried to approach him and at first I could tell his heart wasn't in it, he was kind of crying and he didn't even get up, but then I asked him to come back to the sect with me and he got SO mad! Then he started yelling more like normal, about how he can never go back now, and it's all my fault, and I took everything from him, and all that stuff. He picked up his sword again and WOW there was so much cool dark energy everywhere! His hair was in disarray and his eyes were glowing and these sexy tattoos showed up all over his body. Even the weather changed! And now when he shouts there's like an extra echo underneath it?
I'm glad he's moving around and trying to kill me again, for a bit there I was really worried he'd be depressed! Idk how to handle sad ppl I've never been good at that kind of thing. :(
Soooo Shixiong is like, trying to tear the world asunder now. It's super ambitious and I am very proud of him for reaching so high, but obviously there are downsides:
-He's trapped himself in the middle of this dark energy storm and I can't see him anymore or even get through it
-The righteous sects are all allying and everyone is talking about stopping him and killing him and this is a LOT of ppl
-I kiiind of can't let Shixiong destroy the world? I mean. I'd like to let him do whatever he wants but we need the world for stuff
But I've got a plan! All of this destroy-the-world stuff isn't even really what Shixiong wants. What Shixiong wants is to be the most respected and powerful person in the whole world, he's just bad at making it happen. So like, clearly this is because his ex died and he's decided that he's never gonna get the world to like him so he might as well just destroy it, right?
Anyway I think if I can bring her back to life then Shixiong will probably calm down, so that's what I'm gonna work on! 👍
Wow turns out bringing someone back from the dead is super extremely difficult. I've never had to actually put this much effort into something before. I don't know how Shixiong does it all the time! #myshixiong#socool
