Awkward much?

Just stuff that I'm interested in that is unnecessarily awkward and doubtful. Lately it's gintama and some random stuff.

[chongoblog]

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This is made exclusively to punish Alexander Hamilton for getting this song stuck in my head.

[chongoblog]

SONGS/SOURCES USED

“We Don’t Talk About Bruno” from Encanto

“Shape Of You” by Ed Sheeran

“Wait (The Whisper Song)” by Ying Yang Twins

“Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson ft. [REDACTED] Mars

“Low” by Flo Rida [in the style of “We Don’t Talk About Apple Bottom Jeans” by Sawtooth Memes]

“Rat’s Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985

“MAD RAT, ALIVE?” by Camelia

“Fear and Delight” by The Correspondents

“She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5

“Hey Soul Sister" by Train

Troll 2

[showerthoughtsofficial]

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

[sneppythebagel-deactivated20251]

That is…a good question

[sadakotetsuwan]

If the motivation is political, then it’s assassination. Otherwise it’s murder. You cannot be assassinated by accident.

If a jilted ex murders the Prince of Placeland, it’s just a murder.

If a jilted ex is also a member of a rival political faction, it may be assassination.

If a jilted ex is driving home in tears and accidentally runs over the Prince of Placeland in the middle of the night in a neighborhood where the streetlights are out because of the prince’s questionable infrastructure policy, it’s manslaughter.

[lnane]

Thanks murder side of tumblr

[tall]

[o-kurwa]

*dog.exe has stopped working*

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[uni416]

...There I was, veritably myself again.

[uni416]

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[shangyangjunzhu]

brilliant heart like jade:: shiyi + costumes

[programmerhumour]

true

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

this isn’t a joke 

[hellsite-yano]

[heirdragonair-deactivated201911]

Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely playable

[hellsite-yano]

[laurens-german]

I’ll go. And I’ll stay— and we’ll be okay.

[cestlaviepeople]

[bedpsyching]

Please look at this

[bedpsyching]

[catgirlanarchism-deactivated202]

yeh this is just sad tbh

[chernobylita]

saw this on my reddit too. i hope this type of ideology starts becoming more mainstream because influencer/ beauty culture has had such a toxic and fucked up impact on young girls than nothing else i've ever seen

[dailydccomics]

Bruce and Selina in Catwoman vol 3 #10

[catchymemes]

[captainmaxatx]

[bad-days-are-ok]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

[organicslut]

[crowsent]

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

.

if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

.

now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

[whywontyoudiekingcracker]

[casspen-starlight]

don’t mind me im just reblogging

[spectralarchers]

Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, he’s amazing.

His videos are always so blazé, like ‘here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

[discowitchparty]

@cackledaddy

just for your viewing interest

[woman-of-letters-04]

Completely innocent reblog

[hyenagamer]

The most non suspicious reblog

[esdeear]

I’ve skipped so many portions of escape rooms because of my ability to cheat a coded padlock.

[nutsacktorturer]

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

[nutsacktorturer]

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

[hieronymus-botch]

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

[the-everything-man]

Adapt. Survive.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

[byzantinefox-deactivated2018120]

where is that picture

ah here we go:

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

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[dogsrulepeopledrool]

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