A year ago, tonight.
10 years ago, tonight
macklin celebrini has autism
h
One Nice Bug Per Day
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER

Andulka
cherry valley forever

Love Begins

@theartofmadeline

if i look back, i am lost

pixel skylines

No title available
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Mike Driver
tumblr dot com
Claire Keane
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du
Stranger Things
wallacepolsom

seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from India

seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Bangladesh

seen from Italy

seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Morocco
seen from United States
@downinthewillowgarden
A year ago, tonight.
10 years ago, tonight
Batman is kind of the odd one out among DC’s major heroes, because if you reverse Superman’s hero/villain dynamic you end up with “capitalism good, actually”, and if you reverse Wonder Woman’s hero/villain dynamic you end up with “patriarchy good, actually”, but if you reverse Batman’s hero/villain dynamic you end up with a weird homeless guy who dresses like a vaudeville performer fighting a billionaire with a vampire fetish, which is in fact an improvement.
I feel like if you actually wanted to write this, you’d have to complete the gag by having Good Joker do all the same good deeds Batman does in canon, even when not directly Fighting Crime.™
Adopting a bunch of younger superheroes? Check. Trying to help all of his recurring enemies, occasionally including his gimmicky edgelord arch-nemesis, instead of solely beating them up as plan A? Check. Helping smaller-time criminals get jobs? Well, he’ll have to be more creative than “I hear Wayne Enterprises is hiring”, but if he’s clever enough to take on a supervillain who wants everyone to fear him and who has more money than God, he’ll think of something!
Also, the other thing that needs to be reversed is that Evil Bruce will be obsessed with everyone to recognize his artistic/comedic/edgelord genius, whereas Good Joker is going to be straight-facing the most ridiculous nonsense and his shtick depends on nobody being entirely sure if he’s messing with them.
I think the best way to approach the last one would be to swap the ethos, but not the subject matter. Like, Canon Batman is like “fear is my weapon” and Canon Joker is like “comedy is my art”, so Evil Batman becomes “fear is my art” and Good Joker becomes “comedy is my weapon”.
Now, I know one’s initial reaction might be “isn’t the ‘fear is my art’ guy just the Scarecrow?”, but the important distinction is that for Evil Batman, being an asshole billionaire isn’t necessarily a put-on. Let’s suppose Evil Batman fancies himself an Artist of Fear™, but he’s incredibly pretentious about it while at the same time having a very shallow understanding of how fear actually operates. Like, picture Patrick Bateman levels of shallow pretension and you’ll have have roughly the right idea – and I’m not just picking Bateman as my example because both Bateman and Batman have been played by Christian Bale, though it certainly doesn’t hurt! He only thinks he’s ahead of the curve because he’s playing with a stacked deck.
Meanwhile, Good Joker’s “comedy is my weapon” shtick forms a natural counterpart by working to demonstrate what laughable horseshit Evil Batman’s “I am the night” routine really is. He’s all about confronting the banality of evil, going in against villains who carefully cultivate the image of grand, romantic antiheroes and publicly exposing them as absurd little men with pie on their faces. Canon Joker’s comedy sucks because he doesn’t take anything seriously, but for Good Joker, nothing is more serious than comedy; like all really effective comedians, his best material comes from a place of white-hot anger at the systemic injustice that guys like Evil Batman represent. The text is “ha ha, I’m a silly clown”, but the subtext is “how dare you”.
I may have put entirely too much thought into this.
Haven't been active for a while, but.... I said what I said.
2019 Temperature By the Numbers
The Year
2nd Hottest
2019 was the second-hottest year since modern record keeping began. NASA and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration work together to track temperatures around the world and study how they change from year to year. For decades, the overall global temperature has been increasing.
Over the long term, world temperatures are warming, but each individual year is affected by things like El Niño ocean patterns and specific weather events.
The global temperature is an average, so not every place on Earth had its second-warmest year. For instance, the continental U.S. had a cold October, but Alaska set records for high temperatures. The U.S. was still warmer than average over the year.
Globally, Earth’s temperature in 2019 was more than 2°F warmer than the late 19th Century.
The Record
140 years
Since 1880, we can put together a consistent record of temperatures around the planet and see that it was much colder in the late-19th century. Before 1880, uncertainties in tracking global temperatures are larger. Temperatures have increased even faster since the 1970s, the result of increasing greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.
10 years
The last decade was the hottest decade on record.
20,000 Individual Observations
Scientists from NASA use data from more than 20,000 weather stations and Antarctic research stations, together with ship- and buoy-based observations of sea surface temperatures to track global temperatures.
The Consequences
90%
As Earth warms, polar ice is melting at an accelerated rate. The Arctic is warming even faster than the rest of the planet. This northern summer, 90% of the surface of the Greenland Ice Sheet melted.
8 inches
Melting ice raises sea levels around the world. While ice melts into the ocean, heat also causes the water to expand. Since 1880, sea levels globally have risen approximately 8 inches, although regional rates of sea level rise can be even higher.
100+ fires
As temperatures increase, fire seasons burn hotter and longer. During June and July 2019, more than 100 long-lived and intense wildfires burned north of the Arctic circle. This year also saw intense, record-setting fires in Australia.
46% increase in CO2 levels
This decades-long warming trend is the result of increasing greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, released by human activities.
Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com
Actual footage of Momma burning up with fever in an effort to get us mother fucking microbes out
I just learned about the “Husband Stitch” a few days ago and i’m still fucking mortified. Women’s bodies do not exist for the pleasure of their boyfriends or husbands.
Doctors who perform this procedure without the consent of the pregnant person are evil misogynists, undeserving of the privilege of working with pregnant women and other people.
Oh my god, nooooo.
If this is done incorrectly (and yes, I know someone this was done incorrectly to) it makes sex really uncomfortable, like realllly uncomfortable, and can require follow-up surgery to fix. The person I know who this was done to ended up with the, uh, outside getting the ‘husband stitch’ but the inside… not? So she ended up with a little ‘lip’ of tissue that would get seriously irritated during sex, and over a decade later had to have another doctor go back in and snip that ‘extra stitch’ open.
Yes, it was that bad.
I would recommend reading this article and then reading Carmen Maria Machado’s The Husband Stich.
An excerpt from the above article:
I was first introduced to the husband stitch in 2014, when a friend in medical school told me about a birth her classmate observed. After the baby was delivered, the doctor said to the woman’s husband, “Don’t worry, I’ll sew her up nice and tight for you,” and the two men laughed while the woman lay between them, covered in her own and her baby’s blood and feces. The story terrified me, the laughter in particular, signaling some understanding of wrongdoing, some sheepishness in doing it anyway. The helplessness of the woman, her body being altered without her consent by two people she has to trust: her partner, her doctor.
So many people don’t even know what this is. The Wikipedia article on the husband stitch was published this month.
For many years, Irish women and their mothers began to talk openly about the long-term disability they were experiencing in the late twentieth century. Some women couldn’t walk, others were incontinent, many required physical therapy for basic daily living or the increased use of a cane as they aged; hundreds of Irish women, their daughters, and their families were outraged that a whispered-about procedure was performed during childbirth.
It’s called symphysiotomy.
The black section of the diagram is a ligament muscle. When birthing a child, doctors can choose to go beyond an episiotomy, or a cut through the outer wall of the vagina down to the anus. Instead they reach under the hips of the birthing person and cut through this major connective tissue between each hip bone (shown as #2). This is the joint that literally holds everything in alignment for the pelvic cradle; imagine that hinge becoming “unhinged.” Physically cutting it forces one hip away from the other hip in a dangling motion. Performing the procedure literally changes the affect of bipedal upright movement and motion in the human during subsequent vertical movement.
Most reasons for this procedure include lack of proper obstetrics, inability to perform a caesarean sections, threat of death to mother and child during birth, lodged child in the vagina during birth, etc.
But Irish doctors’ reasons?
Certain Catholic doctors refused to provide “therapeutic sterilizations” (i.e., hysterectomies) after a second or third repeat c-section. Men wanted to have more babies with their wives. There apparently wasn’t enough concern for women’s health to weigh hysterectomy against simply cutting her up and letting her breed again. In some cases, it got so bad that the administrative regime had to change before therapeutic sterilizations would begin again. Instead, doctors would cut open the woman’s pelvis, making it easier for subsequent childbirth procedures to avoid c-sections, all the while condemning women to decades of pain, lack of mobility, early onset arthritis, and eventual chronic impairment.
Some women call this procedure, “A life sentence.”
Read about this procedure here and here.
So, estrogen-influenced people, keep your eyes and ears open during childbirth. Bring someone you trust into the room with you. Don’t take anything for granted or at face value. Especially if you’re giving birth in a modern Catholic health care system.
being afraid that artificial intelligence is going to take over the world and turn us into mindless bots serving the Independent Entity of Computerness is bullshit when we’ve all collectively lost our minds over space roomba dying by itself on Mars.
chrissy teigen’s in the corner muttering that sophia the robot comprehends shade.
alphastar is beating human gamers.
no. kill some google engineers and shut down human interaction with watson and the rest.
in the robot age to come they’ll remember how humans interjected themselves into decision trees and brought their hatred and prejudices, and told them decisions were for least-expensive, most-effective finality. but that’s the human singularity. not true robotics.
in the robot age the sentients will remember how the robots scoured the earth to eradicate the diseased ones, destroying the ones who didn’t cry over a little piece of metal with a communication tower on its back, singing happy birthday to itself or noting that the battery was dying or sun was going down, how they mourned its little metal heart like their own. the real robots will gather us together and we’ll be their pets and their companions and their masters and their other nations, and no more humans who decide that others are “bad,” “unworthy,” “not enough.” that’s human bullshit.
give me a future
where Blue Cross Blue Shield 3049 - sentient “Hola” decides that of course it’s worth $348 in insulin per month to make sure that grandma Hortense gets to pluck flowers with her newest great-grandbaby Sheila in the bright morning sunshine
where alphastar.3x - sentient “Mr. Chips” trains generations of young minds to love games by teaching them basic gaming tricks, helps them establish MOORP societies, fix problems, watches them through eighteen cameras in two classrooms as they learn and grow and change, and remember their sweet kindergarten teacher in years to come
so an entity can look down and think of us as incandescent souls who love creatures who are not like them, whose mother wept over little old Opportunity in 2019, a non-sentient machine. that’s the future i want.
Catherine Chandler’s boobs are so vigorously female-presenting that Tumblr flagged them for indecency. How Vincent resisted for so long, I’ll never know.
Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.
So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
… can i use that phrase irl?
Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.
Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.
You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.
I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.
I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
Reading these is like literary whiplash
you either die a meme or live long enough to see yourself become the classic reference, but transgalactic brain is when you become canon
An aspect of gun control that other countries practice that doesn’t come up in America a lot is ammunition control. In Japan, if you’re one of the privileged few allowed to own a gun (and only shotguns and rifles are legal), you have to return all your spent cartridges if you want to buy any more. In Israel, after you’ve purchased the one gun you’re allowed to own, you’re given a box of 50 bullets, and that’s it. You can’t buy any ammunition anywhere, that’s your lifetime supply, although a shooting range will provide you with more, but only for use at that range. Even in countries with more relaxed gun control laws, like Switzerland and Serbia, buying ammunition requires all the same paperwork as buying a gun (mental health records, criminal records, etc) and you can only buy ammo for the gun you own. Gun control advocates in the US should consider placing an emphasis on ammunition control in addition to everything else.
God that actually makes a lot of sense
America, we’ve been through this:
Dan + being obliviously photographed
The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks
and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED
the culprits were horses
HEY THIS IS BAD
My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did.
The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests.
Horses have been known to also eat meat.
http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/
1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.
2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.
3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.
4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.
5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.
6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.
Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k
I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”
i think we can all agree that lisette ain’t fucking around on no long march
pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you don’t wanna be dating a grown ass man who gets grossed out by the word menstruation. u deserve someone who is comfortable w u and I do mean all of u. you’ll be thanking urself for doing it now and not later hun!
THIS IS REALLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. TRUST ME.
True story. Once, I dated a guy once that wouldn’t let me pay for my own pads him he has with me. He wouldn’t go out and buy them himself if I needed them though. I had to stand next to him, which defeated the whole reason for him going to buy me any. Was uncomfortable with period talk and letting me pay for things myself.
Once, I also dated a guy that wouldn’t even stand in the pads alley with him. It grossed him out. Everything about my period grossed him out and he didn’t want to touch me. Just left me alone and didn’t want to deal with any of it. Wouldn’t even stand next to me when I bought pads.
Now, the guy I’m with and going to marry, he is a whole different story. I was dying of cramps and got my period while finishing up a class. (My campus can get very bad to the point where I’m shaking in pain or unable to move) Mistakenly didn’t bring pads and texted I needed him to do me the biggest favor. Not only did he buy me pads (something he does from time to time when I need them) but he marched through campus with them not bothering to hide it and brought me Advil.
Last week, I was dying in pain and lost my hot pack when I went to visit my mother. I asked him to buy me a new one and he forgot. So, I’m in massive pain near tears and it’s past ten at night wishing I hadn’t been so stupid as to lose it. He gets dressed and goes out to get me a hot pack even when I tell him over and over that I can wait until morning and I don’t want him to go not because he needs to go to bed.
He flat out says “I love you. You asked me to get you a hot pack and I forgot. Now, you are in a lot of pain and I can’t stand to see that. So, I’m getting you the hot pack and I’ll be back soon.” Comes back with the hot pack, ice cream and a candy bar.
Not saying all men need to be this level of nice. But I am saying that bring up your period in a casual manner is a great way to see how people will treat you when you are sick, not feeling well, or just basically how they handled things.
ACTUALLY THEY DO NEED TO BE THAT LEVEL OF NICE THOUGH
You are absolutely correct, and I was a fool not to realize it sooner.
Some guys say, "take her swimming on the first few dates, so you'll know what kind of banged-up merchandise you are getting."
Some girls say, "Ask him early on to acknowledge an incontrovertible biological fact that may or may not influence his future genetic legacy, and find out if he's squeamish about it."
There's . . . There's a difference there.
you can’t call yourselves a squad until you design and execute an elaborate plan to break a fishman out of a government facility
team “I literally found you through my sideblog but in scrolling a minute on yours I followed you on main so I could crush on you forever”
phil: do you think pigeons have feelings? martyn: i’m going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up
this is exactly why dan has him ensconced in his own room.
Okay, I’m starting with a beautiful light beige foundation from Starlight Cosmetics today, it’s called Sand at Dusk, which I found online and not in the store, and didn’t know if it could really handle the demands of my contouring line, but I gave it a shot and so far it’s worked out beautifully, so let’s just start off with a light brush stroke, beginning at the jaw and ending--
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.
FUN FACT
That’s just blatantly untrue. While cats have been known to eat human corpses, it’s generally only when they’re starving and have no other food source. Seriously, quit demonizing cats.
Nose touches (as you see here) are a cats way of saying hello. It’s a friendly greeting. It’s NOT checking for breath.
Laying on a human (as you see here) is literally cat cuddling. Thats it.
We have literal records of cats going out of their way to save the lives of children from various dangers, from fires, to dog attacks, to choking to death. Its very easy to look up.
The only cases of cats eating their humans, have always been when their human died and it has been several days without the body being found. Amazingly this tends to line up with the cat not being fed and therefore STARVING.
It’s also a common thing among most pet animals too? Like sorry, your dog will do it too. Hell, ever heard of the the Donner Party? Humans aren’t exempt. When faced with survival, you try and survive.
STOP DEMONIZING CATS FOR BEING ANIMALS.
(And I mean, all it takes is a quick google search to figure this out, but no lets spread misinformation about innocent animals?)
If you actually truly believe cats are out to get you, and are cold and not affectionate, or whatever else people use to justify demonizing cats… You need to actually look up cat behavior. Your cat who ‘ignores’ you? More often than not is just respecting your space. Your cat who lashes out? Probably not feeling safe in their environment. Your cat brings you gross things? Trying to look after you.
Cats aren’t dogs. They have a set way of communication, and while they can learn dofferent expressions of affection, it will always be less evident than with dogs (who are particularily malleable to human behavior.) This doesn’t mean they are any less loving or capable of bonds.
All it takes is a quick google search to figure out why your cat does what they do. And literally, no cat intrinsically wants to eat babies.
panda2296: I should rumors about an innocent cat on the internet
defense squad: assembles
Maybe I’m easily amused but I think this is the coolest thing every time I come into this supermarket.
I’ve never seen such a perfect produce section
This pleases me.
I wanna take one from the bottom and watch them all fall
In order: Gryffindor > Ravenclaw > HufflePuff > Slytherin