Incorrect Nct Quotes

Why have 1 bias when you can have 21 // kpop horoscopes // writing and stuff // main blog for reblogs //

[doyomi]

thoughts on the n a s t y culture technology men of the thenth floor?

smh you can’t trust men

[doyomi]

you go, you crackheaded wholesome stan

whoop whoop

[doyomi]

Kun: if you walk out that door we’re done

Ten: *climbs out the window*

[doyomi]

Jisung: pass me some enslaved potassium please

Taeyong: excuse me?

Chenle: he wants bananas

[doyomi]

Taeyong: now what do we say when we get anxiety

Ten: anxiety is chronic my ass is iconic

[doyomi]

Jaehyun: *exists*

Doyoung: fun fact he’s the guy of your dreams you’ll never be able to have :D

[doyomi]

*news of Coronavirus breaks out*

Doyoung: all these years of being anti-social has prepared me for this

[doyomi]

hiii! do you do emoji anons? i love your blog so much and would like to be a part of your fan base. love youu ❤️.

do u boo 😘

[doyomi]

Kun: son do you see that dop ted over there

Yangyang: what’s a dop ted

Kun: you are

[doyomi]

Doyoung: god I really hate Taeyong

Jaehyun: I don’t know, I think he’s ni-

Doyoung: we’re best friends, we’re suppose to hate the same people

Jaehyun:...

Jaehyun: Taeyong is my husband

[doyomi]

Renjun: man I hate solitaire

Jeno: what do you expect from a card game invented for the lonely

Renjun: joy

[doyomi]

is lucas a switch or a sub asking for a friend

He is 101% a switch and you can’t change my mind

[doyomi]

Yuta: talk dirty to me

Taeyong: I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you for the last 100 time

[doyomi]

Jisung: *talking about having a panic attack at a dance*

Johnny: wow you had a panic at the disco

[doyomi]

Ten: he was a tater tot, she said see you later thot

Johnny: wait a minute I-

[doyomi]

Mark: your body is a poop gun and eating is just reloading

Taeyong: go to sleep

[doyomi]

jenobyeol?

uhhhhhhhhhhh