#wayv funny

[lovstybu]

Jungwoo: do you think i'm smart?

Doyoung: oh we're gonna do that today? we're gonna fight?

[boynextdoors]

Hendery being really into his character

[mistymark]

rating nct based on what their tinder profiles would look like.

idea from @aqiaquas :)  pls this is entirely a joke

taeil: 9/10. his profile is pretty authentic tbh, lists his favourite artists in his bio and his pics are nice. -1 point for having a brilliant music taste but choosing something like ‘rich girl’ as his anthem.

Johnny: 7/10. everything is a 10/10 - photos, song choice, conversation - except for his bio. I feel like he’d mention photography and coffee and it’s just a no from me (-3 points).

taeyong: 10/10 profile. I have no idea what would be in it but I just know it would be good. talks about himself in a way that doesn’t sound vain and sounds genuinely interested when texting. bad at replying though.

yuta: 5/10. undersells himself, really. the photos he has on his profile aren’t the best photos of him. they’re not bad just.... why? bio is pretty good, though. mentions anime. and winwin, probably. everyone he talks to asks if winwin is his ex.

ten: 8/10. doesn’t really care for it. just made it when his friends did. has the word ‘bitch’ somewhere in his bio. leaves you on read. most of his photos are really good pics of just him but the last pic is of his friends :) 

kun: 4/10. chaotic. his friends definitely made it and his bio is just reviews they left of him like “yea pretty good guy - yangyang” and “I love you Mum - hendery”. got locked out of his account for a year.

doyoung: 4/10. has two photos and they were taken seconds apart. gives off good vibes though. has an ‘anthem’ that doesn’t make you cringe. takes at least a week to respond, though.

winwin: 8/10. all-round very decent profile. good range of pics. has a dirty pun that uses his name as the punchline. 

jaehyun: 7/10. his profile has the bare minimum tbh. barely any bio, it’s just his location. and only like 3 pics. should be a 10 but -3 points for being so attractive it looks like he’d be a douche. or a catfish.

jungwoo: 9/10. all his pics are in different and exciting locations. the bio is a solid description of him and his hobbies. -1 point because he has a very explicit song as his anthem.

lucas: 8/10. all his photos are really good. he does include a shirtless pic. and has too many emojis in his bio. -1 point because he definitely has his height in there.

hendery: 9/10. honestly you think its a joke. half the photos of him look like memes. at least one deep-fried pic of him from when he was like 12. his bio is short and sweet. guaranteed good convo.

xiaojun: 8/10. his bio is a little pretentious, like a quote or philosophical rant or something. but still makes you wanna chat. the photos are hella attractive but -1 point for his first pic being him with a guitar.

mark: 4/10. his bio is one chunk of text and instead of a period he uses ‘ahaha’ at the end of every sentence. had one photo on his profile until his friends made him add more. has only matched with two people because he doesn’t like the swiping part.

renjun: 6/10. good profile but gives off “I like art and music. Let’s talk about it.” kinda vibes. wouldn’t actually have that in his bio, though. does have a passive aggressive comment targeting the friends that made him make it, despite the fact they’ll never see it.

jeno: 7/10. his profile is nice and simple. uses casual selfies as his photos. -1 point for having jaemin in half of them. -2 points because he’s probably a dry texter hsjdjfhd

jaemin: 9/10. his profile is aesthetic as fuck somehow? the colour of his outfit in the first pic matches the emojis in his bio. -1 point for not replying to any of his matches.

donghyuck: 3/10. his photos are either too model-like or memes. mentions that he has “good taste in memes” and probably something cliche like walks along the beach in his bio. never texts first but gets offended when his matches don’t text him.

yangyang: 8/10. a good mix of attractive and funny photos. bio is funny, too. but a kind of niche humour that only a few people would get. but it also means all his matches are good. -2 points because has too many pics of his friends that sometimes people ask about them and not him :(

chenle: 5/10. all his photos are basically the same, just with different hair colours. has his own iconic quote as part of his bio but no one really gets it. still worth the match, though.

jisung: 1/10. says his friends made him make it. “I think I’m 6′ idk” is in his bio. and something about dance. doesn’t even swipe, just has a profile.

[kkeke99]

haechan is missing and winwin wants to look for him.

Doyoung: Don’t go alone.

Winwin: I’ll take Yuta then.

Doyoung: Oh, wonderful, take the other psychotic guy in your life to go find the first one.

[strugglesofkpopping]

[enbde]

happy valentine’s day from enbde (part 2)

[kpoppwriter]

WayV as My Favorite “A Crown of Candy” Quotes

❧ A/N: lmao I finished Fantasy High and immediately started A Crown of Candy so it’s quote time baybeeeee

~※ Main Masterlist ※~

♡ Kun - “You need to calm down with that sexy plastic”

♡ Ten - “I’m gonna stab a dead body!”

♡ Sicheng - “I’m being bullied on this show”

♡ Lucas - “Wake up y’all motherfuckers! He’s bread!”

♡ Xiaojun - “You wanna be rad right?”

♡ Hendery - “I am a virgin but I can make up for it because I am very horny as well”

♡ YangYang - “I love the lady cheeses“

[m88n]

NCT as uni/college students pt. 1

Jaehyun

vice president of a frat. takes a course like physics or engineering, aces them, but when asked doesn’t really show any passion/enthusiasm for the subject. holds parties almost every week, but during the aforementioned party he isn’t really anywhere to be seen. sometimes you’d get a glimpse of him though. either flirting with a girl or mixing drinks by himself. takes a good chunk of his time babysitting his frat bros but you’d wonder how he could still be academically adept. probably hooks up with girls on the regular but you barely hear anyone talking much about it. people call him JJ, and when trying to get others to come a party, they’d use “JJ’s coming to this one” as a guaranteed way to get people to come.

Johnny

also a member of the same frat. probably a rush chair since he’s really good at talking. freshman kids look up to him. joined the frat only because JJ asked him to, enjoys the constant alcohol and parties though. the only guy that calls jaehyun ‘big J’. overall friendly guy with pretty good grades, hooks up pretty often but always ends up in an amicable note with the people he hooks up with. helps around with other clubs in campus so he makes a really good impression on other people too.

Mark

also a frat bro. joins the frat because johnny told him “this is how you could live your college life to the fullest bro”. so he did. joins the parties as often as a fratboy would but gets drunk too easily, sometimes he would get knocked out before the parties are even halfway through. also have pretty good grades, does group study sessions with johnny once every two weeks. a frat bro persona with a church boy soul so only did hookups when his fratbros told him to go for it, but regrets doing them, then promises to himself that he’d only sleep with anyone he actually has some kind of feelings for.

Haechan

good friends of people in the frat since he’s got connections. joins the parties pretty often except during exams season, doesn’t make partying too much of a habit. people would know him as that kid who knows everyone and parties a lot though. that’s because when he’s at a party he’d know exactly just how to liven things up and make things fun. takes a major related to music. has serious passion in music so has his sights set on that, but doesn’t really talk about it unless someone shows genuine interest in the topic.

Lucas

a nice fratboy (@luvdsc™️). people love having him around in parties, or in general. he just guarantees a good time for everyone. despite being a typical boisterous fratboy, he’s actually really sensitive at heart. drops everything to help his bros when they’re going through things. goes on hookups, but often gets girls actually falling for him. when this happens, he genuinely gets clueless and often breaks hearts, unable to reciprocate in the same way. doesn’t get romantically attached easily. loud and overly enthusiastic in classes, but his grades aren’t too good.

Doyoung

part of the student union executive board, either vice president or treasurer. you can find him during weekdays in the student union building chilling in the bubble tea section, either studying or taking care of club stuff. if an assignment is due early next week, he’s the kinda guy that definitely would not party unless the assignment is done to his standards. other than that, he does party, but often gets into a mood where he would nag people for being reckless, and complains about being the one that has to take care of them. always ends up taking care of his friends though, even when he gets pretty drunk. when incredibly stressed though, he drinks too much and blacks out (that’s when his friends would help him).

Jaemin

takes a social sciences course. studies in the campus library pretty often, you’d catch him either studying alone or with others. isn’t particularly too committed to any campus clubs, but would join summer camps held by different clubs. gets pretty well known that way because of his looks and likability. would flirt with people during summer camps but when they’re over he doesn’t really bother keeping in touch. keeps his actual circle pretty small, and parties when they ask him to come given he’s pretty much done with assignments.