Dr. Michael Dickbutt, PhD

25-He/They-I stole my PhD via fraud :D

[tubapun]

Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)

[tubapun]

Visit Original Link

[brehaaorgana]

Greatest hits of FIFA cultural exchanges thus far:

Learning about flyovers and pyrotechnics at American games being a thing

Non-americans discovering the size of American football stadiums....for high schools in texas. Also the size of our stadiums in general.

Going to baseball games as a side treat! Lmao.

Non-americans losing their minds over "like, 100 petrol pumps," at buc-ees.

Related: Americans often forget how huge target and Walmart is.

People discovering American BBQ

Non-americans being obsessed with mid American restaurant chains like Golden Corral and Taco Bell

A lot of them really did feel god in this chile's apparently

The rightful obsession with waffle house

New understanding of American Big Drink With Ice supremacy as summer creeps in

Begrudging acceptance of mandatory water breaks during games

Americans realizing we have a Team USA and we are not, in fact, just "hosting our friends" from around the world — mostly because we won our first match and our team is decent??? Not amazing but not the worst.

Side rant: us women's football team is legendary good and we should care about that more like. Hello???

Admitting Americans are right about air conditioning

Related: the english team did warm ups in Florida RIP, and also the there's a video of the French team just being like fuck the heat, fuck the sun, this is so hot...

Americans who do not normally care about international football but fucking love a sport and cheering so we're just hyping whatever team is nearby, like we see a party and just show up and learn the chant. Like sorry many of us don't know shit about soccer but if we see a bunch of people in viking helmets or kilts or holding a bunch of flags and cheering we're game.

TAILGATING!!!!

I already said this but American yellow school bus is an international celebrity

The Scottish drank Boston dry of beer apparently, like they quadrupled what Boston normally sells for fourth of July weekend. SAM ADAMS HAD TO GET AN EMERGENCY BEER DELIVERY.

Also the English team fans got kicked out of The Londoner pub in Dallas after drinking 5,000 beers and going over max capacity lmao

Free refill drinks, tortilla chips & salsa.

So many non-americans are going to be here for the 4th of July for our 250th anniversary which is going to be great and hilarious

Non-americans discovering ranch as a beloved condiment

Non-americans understanding American obsession with hamburger now

Japan's homebase is in Texas and the cultural differences are frankly great and also the Japanese fans are SO NICE and helped clean up the stadium after a match???

All the short videos with the eagle screech (which I think is actually a hawk but whatever)

[sweaterkittensahoy]

On the note of Americans embracing whatever team is nearby, please enjoy this clip of Kansans going all in for Algeria:

[prof-grace-aspen]

Americans: always down to party

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[secondbeatsongs]

this is what it looks like in your activity, by the way, if this is your top post

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[brittany-murphy]

[charlesoberonn]

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

[fozby]

what the shit does that mean

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

[gayhornythoughts]

Kilo.

[shelf-of-strange-stuff]

Uniform.

[clamberingcat]

November

[clairestrogen]

Golf.

[queerbeverage]

Papa

[probablynotsamantha]

Oscar

[currann]

Whiskey

[tolbre]

Papa

[ewoly-abyss]

Echo

[kimmy9062]

November

[bullet-soup]

India

[mc-cookies]

Sierra.

[equius]

[amroyounes]

[themandylion]

Went through and checked all of these, noting whether the domain name is active (has a website on it), if the website is the same (as far as I can tell at a quick glance; exceptions are noted), and if the domain is secure (never enter any kind of information into a non-secure/https website). Green means good, orange is caution, red is bad. As of February, 2026 site statuses:

camelcamelcamel.com - domain active, same site, secure site

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com - domain active, same site, secure site

accountkiller.com - domain active, same site, secure site

skyscanner.com - domain active, same site, secure site

downforeveryoneorjustme.com - domain active, same site, secure site

printfriendly.com - domain active, appears to be the same (different logo, is now an extension to add to your browser), secure site

chessacademy.com - domain active, same site, secure site

typehere.co - domain inactive; a search for “typehere” turns up a post that offers two replacement sites created by others to replace the original (typehere.cc and typehere.app); caution: I would exercise caution using just any website for writing in today’s world of content scraping for LLMs

thefacesoffacebook.com - domain inactive, site gone

canistream.it - domain inactive, site gone

rasterbator.net - domain active, same site, secure site; caution: I would exercise caution uploading your images to random sites in today’s world of content scraping for LLMs

savewalterwhite.com - domain active, same site, site not secure; the donate button (and all other links on the page) does not go to the National Cancer Coalition but rather to a (dead) page for Breaking Bad on the AMC website

findtheinvisiblecow.com - domain active, same site, secure site

gutenberg.org - domain active, same site, secure site

spreeder.com - domain active, same site (maybe? has a fancy logo now), secure site; not free, requires a subscription to use their service and may not offer the same features now, use with caution

abetterqueue.com - domain active, same site owner, insecure site; there’s a note from the owner saying that Netflix changed their API in 2014 and the site hasn’t been active since then (props to the owner for continuing to pay for the domain even 11.5 years later)

infinitejuke.com - domain inactive, site gone

myfridgefood.com - domain active, same site, secure site

nickreboot.com - domain active, same site(?), secure site; automatically redirects to nickreboot.tv which requires a username and password to login, however there is no apparent way to go about creating an account

asoftmurmur.com - domain active, same site, secure site

jurassicsystems.com - domain active, same site, secure site

ripetrack.com - domain active, different site; currently a one-page website about horse racing in Canada

manualslib.com - domain active, same site, secure site

gifprint.com - domain active, site gone?, site not secure; that there appears to be some some kind of coding issue when I try accessing this site, it’s someone messed up during an update and the site could someday return

wolframalpha.com - domain active, same site, secure site

stolencamerafinder.com - domain active, same site, secure site; caution: I would exercise caution uploading your images to random sites in today’s world of content scraping for LLMs

listentoyoutube.com - site cannot be found

[randomishnickname]

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

[inimitably-ineffable]

Not to mention the plot tropes.

“I don’t think the Highschool AU is going to come in too strong this year. Fandoms a touch jaded for that. But the hurt/comfort is growin’ thick as weeds and twice as fast. It’ll be a good harvest, fer sure.”

[mx-incognito]

@cynaram

[cynaram]

“I hear over at [neighbouring fandom] they’re putting the top field into fix-it fics.”

“Yes, ‘twould be.  They had a hard season last year, a right hard season.” 

[explorerrowan]

“You think I ought to plant a little Sailor Moon Wild West AU? Don’t know if anything would come of it. Might not make it to harvest.”

“Won’t know until you plant it, will you?”

[fieldbears]

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

[captainclickycat]

The shipping forecast.

[romanticalgirl]

The Fandom Almanac

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

“I think I’m going to sow some rarepairs this season. Don’t know what the market for ‘em will be, but I can eat ‘em if nobody else wants to.”

[jonairadreaming]

Petition to start referring to fanworks as ‘produce’ and stop calling it ‘content’.

Produce = Fresh. Tasty. Nutritious. Contains some ppm of Love.

Content = Lifeless. Sterile. An obligation.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[catfindr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[synister09]

TW/// FLASHING IMAGES AND LIGHTS!!!

he REALLY shouldntve drank that isopropyl alcohol

[catfindr]

[dankxsinatra]