Bacon Taters!

I basically reblog what catches my attention, and that can range from cute little critters to dead people. This blog is a lot slower now and mostly queued posts, because life annoys me with having to figure out how to attain things required to live. Yes, I know I've had the quail chicks background for years.... and no, I do not plan to change it.

[cerleansky]

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

[speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat]

absolutely obsessed with these tags

[deejay]

If you didn’t watch this show as a kid, your childhood sucked. Prepare your social game because it’s absolute magic—strangers love it!

You can get it HERE!

[tasty]

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[isensmith]

[apas-95]

Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.

[mossdealer]

YEA IT FUCKIN IS (id embedded in image)

[wolverinequeen]

Truly terrifying, 

0 stars, 

will not associate with the sea, 

ships do not interact! 

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

[blackwoolncrown]

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

[normal-horoscopes]

We are full of so many fuckign guys

[dianapocalypse]

[dradelcrahasmoved]

Bruh

[geoclaire]

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

[lurkerwithcomputer]

I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.

[mad-hare]

I want a little man

[followthebluebell]

i feel like ‘you can have him for free, i won’t take any money’ is part of the curse.  he must be given freely, without any item of value passing between people, in order for the curse to fully take root.

[of-aesa]

@craigslisthorses

[amayensis]

Brachycephalic horse. 

And to think humans did this to wolves long ago

[sunflowersandsmartpaks]

Oh my f u c k i n g god

[bushranging-destrier]

I mean… I’ve seen quarter horses look a bit like that.

[vet-and-wild]

Thanks! I hate it!

[veterinaryshitposting]

congratulations! you have made horses

WORSE

in every conceivable way

[dreaming-of-spots]

Oh look, it’s Seriously Secure! I can’t tell the difference!

[demiboy-sylveon]

@craigslisthorses

I thought of your blog immediately when I saw this unholy bab

[craigslisthorses]

omg

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[rabidbadger32]

Un Mute. Hope Someone Else Gets A Chuckle Out Of These Posts 🤔😁

[thesylverlining]

GOD I WAS UNPREPARED

[best-of-memes]

[saintsideways]

this one’s a keeper

[1-800-i-love-you]

I have queued this since June 19th

[aggravatedvincevaughn]

Me as a husband

[thatsthat24]

[panda-charlotka]

It’s just like that one episode of Gumball in which they didn’t know what Nicole wanted them to celebrate

[bewbin]

this scene always cracked me up as a kid

[omofish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wakandamama]

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I knew it was gonna be bad when she mentioned the theater department got involved

[ottermatopoeia]

she mentioned the drama dept and i immediately gasped yet i still wasn't ready for just how bad it was

[pigeonsandnonsense]

[xaina-cosplays]

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

[pretz3l-log1c]

I’ve seen this at least ten times on my dash and it never stops being funny

[writingandmusicandfandoms]

The very religious Horse Girl from my high school posted this picture on her facebook page and I’m-

This is unintentionally better than any shitpost I’ve ever seen.

[noratshere]

Straight from the Horse Girl’s mouth

[rslashrats]

[tikkety-tok]