Not Your Average (enbybiace) Alien

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None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[fliplifeupsidedown]

[dragonsiindisguise]

Happy 12th birthday Left Beef Pizza

[radioactivemongoose]

the deconstruction of the manic pixie dream girl trope is meant to remind moody assholes that wild whacky girls do not exist purely for their pleasure and then cease to exist/have rich inner lives & narratives when they’re outta sight 

the deconstruction of the manic pixie dream girl trope is NOT meant to say “whacky girls do not exist and they are bad and if you see a girl being whacky she’s perpetuating a sexist stereotype for the sake of pleasing men”. like how wrong could y’all GET that 

[mwagneto]

when you're scrolling through tumblr and you suddenly think of something to post or Google or whatever but you keep scrolling coz you can't stop and then you realise oh shit I forgot what i was gonna do so you have to scroll back to where you were when the thought™ occured even if the post was completely unrelated because doing this somehow magically summons your memories

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[liberal-memes]

[strengthins0lidarity]

A billion is an inconceivable amount of money.

[hannahhillam]

QUEEN OF BLANKETS

[mysharona1987]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

[theechrysalisamidst]

welp

[rashemibabe]

thats creepy

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

[snakebitcat]

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

[theangrypomeranian]

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

[sophies-sideshow-deactivated201]

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

[simonalkenmayer]

Abuse begins with insecurity

[colt-kun]

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

[official-lucifers-child]

Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-

[vergeofinsanity]

my first s/o (we were dating online) would yell at me whenever i wasnt online. like even if it was for five minutes. sometimes i stopped them bc i told them a good reason beforehand but only if it was for like 5 minutes or less

IF YOU RELATE RUN AS FAR AS YOU CAN

[hey1tskat1e]

Fair point.

[the-football-chick]

[chotomy]

–

based on these passages from the odyssey and the aeneid (and i think it might have happened in the iliad too, though i can’t remember where):

athena and aphrodite know EXACTLY what matters and that is HEROIC BIMBOFICATION!

[sealrescueireland]

Moss showing off his underwater pupil dilation, an adaptation that allows him to let in as much light as possible while swimming!

[foreveriallyzombified]

MOSS LOVES TO LOOK! HE CAN SEE AS MUCH LIGHT AS HE WANTS!

[tsamthepoet]

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

[cheerfulmetaphysics]

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

[nerdyandyouknowit-deactivated20]

The hero the world needs

[bathedinflames]

I remember this. But I feel we’re missing some key points. When it happened, he was out jogging with his puppy:

He heard screams and sprinted towards them. He jumped a fence, saw a man pinning a woman down and immediately fly-kicked him in the face, knocking him out. He then gave the woman his jacket because her dress was ripped and got her a taxi home. She only managed to get in contact with him and tell the papers cause she later found his driver’s license in the pocket of the jacket.

“If I see a person in danger then I will intervene. I would not want to ignore it and then read the next day that a woman had been raped or murdered.”

And his message to the attacker:

“He is a coward and a man with no morals. I won’t forget his face.”

[hejaiaiosn28-deactivated2026012]

Glaswegians will always fly kick someone I swear. Good on him.

[mylifeisafairy-tale]

Something else I love about this is that they’re calling the rapist a “beast” because that is an appropriate word to use for someone who would do something that horrible instead of showing him any form of sympathy or humanizing him

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

What a lad

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

“i wont forget his face” is such a badass thing to say

[socialdistancing]

[niggazinmoscow]

I’m sure Americans could probably fly to Europe once every 6 months, pick up a travel supply of insulin there, and then go home for cheaper than buying insulin in the US.

[my-way-to-get-skinny]

Still hungry?

[the-exercist]

Absolutely!

The average active adult needs 2,000 calories per day in order to function in a safe and healthy manner. If I’m active to the point where I consistently run 1+ hour every day, then it is far more likely that my caloric needs are around 2,400-2,500.

Considering that, a meal of 1,200 calories would perfectly suit my needs. It would supply roughly half of my calorie requirements, which is a God-send since a fast food meal is relatively cheap. It’s a great value, especially if I don’t have much time to cook or have the resources to prepare my own meals!

The average burger is going to supply me with significant protein and carbs. That’s exactly what I’d need in order to build more muscle and have enough energy to make it through a workout. Even the sugar within the meal can be beneficial in supplying me with a boost of energy and can stop me from feeling hungry for a prolonged period of time. Not half bad.

Is this the most healthy meal known to man? Of course not. But it’s still a very reasonable deal and the calorie count is well within the average adult’s daily needs. 

Don’t let calories scare you! You need them. If you were capable of burning off an entire meal within the hour, you’d probably be dead by now.

[apatheid]

1200 empty calories in a meal

next to no nutrition. all the calories are sugar and fat. that’s it. you’ll have no energy and have glucose spikes in your blood because the lack of fiber because of the lack of complex carbs. this is diabetes in a meal. 

so no, you should not be hungry for diabetes

[the-exercist]

Nutritionally, this BK meal contains roughly 28g of protein and 3g of dietary fiber. It potentially also includes 35% of our Vitamin C daily requirements, 2% Vitamin A, 12% calcium, and 27% iron. Of the 1,010 calories (that I could verify directly from the company’s nutritional information guide), only 410 are from fat. That isn’t a terribly significant amount of fat, in the long run, nor are the nutrients small enough to be viewed as negligible.

Eating this will not cause you to get diabetes. Eating this meal is perfectly fine if you do have diabetes, as long as you are able to adjust your insulin intake accordingly. So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.

[vulnerate]

“So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.” I want that and variations of that on t shirts.

[rikakuuma]

damn, man. Someone just got completely schooled by a nutritionist.

[drtanner]

THIS A GOOD POST

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I’ve reblogged this again but I feel like it needs to be SAID again. Also someone needs to please come drive me to burger king and buy me a burger. Pretty please?

[jabberwockypie]

I mean, if you are HUNGRY, your body is trying to tell you it NEEDS SOMETHING.  Just like being TIRED is your body trying to tell you it NEEDS something.

(Which is also why sometimes you can be hungry, eat a thing, but it was not the RIGHT thing your body needed, so then you are still hungry for the DIFFERENT thing. Because your body can’t just send you a text saying “Hey, your period is this week, you need to eat some red meat, we need IRON!”)

[serial-bookseller]

DIABETIC PEOPLE ARE NOT A PROP

God those jokes boil my fucking blood.

[iavn]

[imonfuckingfire]

HOW can you not show the picture of abby

[deathcomes4u]

My problem is less with the language and more with the possibility they are overfeeding their animals

[sqoks-aesthetics]

love the fact tumblr has no awareness for obese animals not being healthy at all and allowing an animal to be Like That is straight up abuse lmao

[therestlessforest]

*sigh* all you had to do was scroll up a little and all this rage could have been avoided

[sepialunaris]

Lmao imagine thinking an organization as reputable and pro conservation as Monterey Bay Aquarium would overfeed their animals

[ctxrover]

Lmao imagine thinking that all animals that have fat on them are obese, overweight and unhealthy rather than some animals just being like that i.e. walruses, seals, etc. because they have to be fat and have blubber because it protects them from the harsh and freezing environments that they live in.

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