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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Product Placement
we're not kids anymore.
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Acquired Stardust
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Three Goblin Art
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hello vonnie
ojovivo
noise dept.
RMH
cherry valley forever
if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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@dragonsofgwynedd
i was raised on scraps
wag your tail like a good boy
some day youll eat well
ribs showing sitting obediently
begging gets you kicked dont you know
never lick the hand that feeds you
just because they dont want you dead
doesnt mean they want you
sit boy lie down shut up
good dogs dont bite
they dont imagine blood on their tongues
or the crunch of bones in their teeth
good dogs dont hunt
they wait obey listen
never whine or whimper
feel canines lacerate flesh
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
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😭sweet dreams Thomas 🤣😭
why so silent good messieurs
I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question
here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!
try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution
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Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
Pray for my cat. Nothing wrong with her she's just dumb.
you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
sent this post to my spouse
my new self regulating technique is reciting the tears in rain speech in my head (pauses included). bc i'm normal
This is my "New" wad. As teen librarian, every month I have to transition books from the "new" section to the main collection and peel off the tape that says "new" on them. I have been placing all of these pieces of tape into this single wad.
I want to see how big i can make the "New" wad before my coworkers start to notice.
#mywad
It's #mywad Wednesday
It's #mywad Wednesday Tuesday.
HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away
which of these things puts you off the most from a fic you otherwise would be interested in
no paragraph separation
creator chose not to use archive warnings
tags used as stream of consciousness text rather than clear and organizational
excessive notes
self-deprecating comments in tags and/or notes
a huge block of tags
not marked as complete yet
something in the kudos/comments/hits number or ratio (clarify in tags)
grammar issues
punctuation and capitalization issues
contradicting tags
other (clarify in tags)
Note: subjective reasons related to content do not apply in this scenario (such as ship preference, an au you don't like, a genre you're not into, etc.)
Where'd you sit on this 10hs flight?
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Getting up for the bathroom and coming back to a new seat every 30 minutes
the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.
i was going to write "rip pentheus you would have loved estrogen" but i lost it at "rip pentheus" because that is. what happened
